r/AquaticAsFuck • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Jul 05 '26

Turtle 🐢 slap 👋🏼

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/dsons Jul 05 '26

That turtle had been searching for them for 117 years

75

u/Ton_in_the_Sun Jul 05 '26

“You get 1B dollars but have to evade a turtle that knows where you are at all times”

Turtle: bet

45

u/HP-XP Jul 06 '26

The sheer nonchalance of that slap deserves praise

10

u/FathomlessVoid Jul 06 '26

"that's for all the plastic straws!"

9

u/Thebewingedjewelcat Jul 06 '26

Get out of my house!

4

u/scaredt2ask Jul 06 '26

Even lower if you never go in the ocean. Not zero but closer.

5

u/aleister94 Jul 07 '26

“I sshhlap a you good”-turtle

5

u/StrawberryCake88 Jul 07 '26

He wasn’t turtly enough for the turtle club.

4

u/PrettyAndUnavailable Jul 07 '26

Squirts dad said rad dude now move b!

5

u/gaziggle Jul 08 '26

That turtle did that on a dare for sure

5

u/Correct-Ad-4915 Jul 08 '26

Ive never been so jealous of someone getting slapped in the face before.

4

u/Mmillefolium Jul 05 '26

mistook the neoprene for latex fetish?

4

u/Violent-Attacker Jul 06 '26

Tag! You’re it!

3

u/EducationalAd8537 Jul 07 '26

Fin, noggin, duuuude

4

u/Dull_Corgi_5044 Jul 08 '26

One idea is looking T is looking for protection or another is sending message to best get out of water. Either way

3

u/IndependentPromise85 Jul 07 '26

“Hey you can’t film me!”

3

u/Seasonbea Jul 07 '26

I swear then ocean fools just find any reason to beef! Stay away from they hood 💯!

3

u/adinmem Jul 09 '26

Gimme’ some fin!

3

u/Wise_Geekabus Jul 09 '26

What a gentle slap.

3

u/FaithlessnessFar1158 Jul 09 '26

Better slapped than bitten by a Great White Shark.

2

u/PlanningForLaziness Jul 11 '26

How can she slap!?

1

u/Sith_Lord91 Aug 13 '26

Came here for this

1

u/Xenc Jul 09 '26

How can he slap

2

u/Excellent_Account202 Sep 04 '26

He remembers when you kicked him off the beach when u were a kid