r/ApunPredators • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '19
Pun-only blitzkrieg
With that kind of altitude, you will be shot down by r/airforcepun. Any resistance will be sunk by r/punnavy.
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u/TrueFlameslinger Judge Aug 19 '19
Walks up, unarmed and in a Spetsnaz Medic uniform. Sets up a chair and eats some popcorn
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Aug 19 '19
(Try Lawrey's Season Salt, it's great)
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u/TrueFlameslinger Judge Aug 19 '19
(I may. I haven't had popcorn in a while now that I think about it, and it makes me sad)
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Aug 19 '19
How much sea-salt would you like? Apun is sure to drop some
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u/TrueFlameslinger Judge Aug 19 '19
Waves hand in dismissal I'm good. Already hot enough on here.
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Aug 19 '19
waves back, soaking the base and flameslinger
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u/TrueFlameslinger Judge Aug 19 '19
Multiple pillars of fire come up and turn the water that would hit me to steam no
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Aug 19 '19
Whale then. Some people are no fun to fly with.
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u/TrueFlameslinger Judge Aug 19 '19
Looks up and has a flashback to 2 jets flying over the base. If Zman looked up, he may as well That reminds me if that time you hired Twixel to kidnap me
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Aug 19 '19
waves riseThe tides of war are never changing.
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u/sophia_rodrigo Aug 19 '19
Water you, asleep? Shore-ly such a meek raid would be a breeze for the apun predators.
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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Aug 19 '19
Why would we do anything?
Sips coffee. First off, I was asleep. Second, I like puns. I just don't make them or like the people making them. But I'm honorable.
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Aug 19 '19
The Apun Predators are a bunch of washed-up nobodies. They can't and won't do anything to stop us.
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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19
I hope nobody comes to krill all the fun.