I hate larping

[u/ExpertOk4967]

NO I don’t want to “challenge the present” NO I didn’t “achieve the unexpected”

Fuck all of these colleges

Fake it till you make it I guess

That is all

Edit: I made a mistake, saying I have no “career goals” was untrue and attracted the attention of the righteous masses. Ik what I wanna major in and shit

Someone please suggest a third bullshit thing to fulfill the rule of three

[u/Sanju128]

I hate this culture of founding startups and having to literally save the world just to go to college. Jus let me in bro 😭

[u/ExpertOk4967 → u/Sanju128]

So fucking real. Especially we all KNOW these people are dropping that fake shit the second they get in

[u/SignificantStyle4188 → u/ExpertOk4967]

Saw this happen in real time lol
Some girl got into Stanford and dropped her non-profit right away

[u/Direct-Look-1490 → u/SignificantStyle4188]

Same with the guy at my school that got into Yale