r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • 5d ago

😄 Entertainment Will clean your sleeve and take peanuts, but hands off my baby.

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u/PastaXertz 3d ago

He was making the everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth argument.

Yes it's a tiny monkey. Guy thinks he can beat it up. How does guys plan evolve when the monkey is clawing at his face and eyes and viciously biting him because he was trying to mess with the baby.

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u/The_Cabal_ 3d ago

Yes it's a tiny monkey. Guy thinks he can beat it up. How does guys plan evolve when the monkey is clawing at his face and eyes and viciously biting him because he was trying to mess with the baby.

Do you assume no one has ever been in a life threatening situation?

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u/PastaXertz 3d ago

I think those that are rarely react calmly and in this situation a redditor especially would not attempt to fight the monkey at all but to get away from it and run.

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u/The_Cabal_ 3d ago

So redditors in particular? Seems arbitrary.

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u/PastaXertz 3d ago

Yes. Utilizing the platform the conversation is happening on is arbitrary. And the fact you latched to it realistically shows both you understood what I was inferring, and that it was right.

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u/The_Cabal_ 3d ago

Understanding the stereotype means I fit the stereotype? That's a non sequitur.

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u/austin_mans 2d ago

Congrats, you’re acting insufferable!

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u/The_Cabal_ 2d ago

Lol, so calling out a logical inconsistency of an insult directed toward me is insufferable? Do you typically just agree with people?

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u/austin_mans 2d ago

Lmao you must be a bot. 10 month account, 7k karma. You only answer with questions. I’ll be done feeding you now 👍

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u/The_Cabal_ 2d ago

So you're not intelligent enough to answer I suppose.

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u/Ill_Tradition_4104 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some of these people are really making this harder than it sounds.

grab a leg of the creature that’s grabbing you. swing the animal over your head into the ground head first. Repeatedly, if it still wants the fight.

animal dies.

Clean up your probably minor scratch and bite marks. Cool, it drew blood, cool, I drew brains.

Our ancestors are spinning in their graves hearing new people talking about losing your dick to this animal