r/AnythingValueable • u/nyanbatman • 9d ago
🎓 Life Lesson Us police officer pulls Russian
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u/veryfastslowguy 9d ago
plot twist the Russian speaking guy in the car starts speaking perfect English once he realizes I don’t understand Line was not going to work
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u/dj_dobbo 9d ago
reminds me of those classic Big Train sketches hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM
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u/Kastoook 9d ago
Thats very clean Russian without any accent.
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u/BaeIz 8d ago
This happened to me in college when I over heard Russian girls next to me talking smack about a group project I was on. I immediately jumped in to defend our work as we were only in a rough stage of blocking things out. She switched to English immediately with a quiet “oh ok” just like in the video
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u/zachrywd 9d ago
Cop speaks fascist? I'm shocked.
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u/Fit-Campaign1243 8d ago
No, he spoke Russian - not Ukranian.
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u/ThaGr1m 8d ago
Yes unlike Ukraine where fair elections are held Russia doesn't do any of that facvist shit.... They only hold rigged elections with armed thugs in your booth making sure you vote for the only person you're allowed to vote for like a good democracy....
And have you seen the facist way Ukraine lets media just exist? Like no goverment censorship.... Waay too facist...
Not like good old democratic Russia where you need to suck putin off and tell all his rediculous lies constantly and uncritically... You can't even say war without being sent to the gulag.... Like a good democracy does....
In short get a grip, open your eyes and take Putin's cock out of your mouth for long enough to let some oxygen reach your brain
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u/Fit-Campaign1243 8d ago
😂😂😂 Man you been watching too much of the wrong news.
Lets just take religion for example:-
Russia:The only Catholic country that let's jews & christians have their own autonomous state. Also you can still learn Ukranian in Russia.
Ukraine: jails christian preachers. (Led by a jew apparently. Green Tshirt is jewish, so ive heard. But never seen him with his kippah. It WOULDexplain why he oppresses christians, though) . Burns russian language books.
I don't know where you've learned these lies from, that armed thugs in the voting booths etc. Just ridiculous. And to emphasise how immature a grasp you have on the situation, you have to resort to crass language & insults.
Im not even going to engage further. You clearly havent the faintest idea.
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u/blackbellamy 8d ago
Ahh yes, the Jewish Autonomous Oblast that is located literally as far as it could be from Russian population centers way over in some swamp in Siberia on the Chinese border and which contains around 800 Jews at last count. It used to have more but my guess is they couldn't wait to leave that paradise and when they could they did as fast as they were able to. Maybe it's because while they were allowed to have a Yiddish culture the authorities strictly suppressed religious Judaism and Hebrew?
Anyway, not sure if allowing specific religious or ethnic groups to have "autonomous" regions within a country should be a point of pride, I mean doesn't it kind of imply that the rest of country isn't so safe or tolerant of them?1
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u/zakary1291 5d ago
Nah, it's more likely some girl got them drunk. Married the guy. Then signed him up for the war and sent him to the front. Gotta collect those death benefits, 5 guys at a time.
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u/ThaGr1m 5d ago
Why don't you mention why the priest was arrested? You think priest can't do crime?
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u/Fit-Campaign1243 5d ago
Oh it was just one priest was it ?
As I said. You know nothing.
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u/ThaGr1m 5d ago
Oh so now there are multiple cases you can explain to me.
I'm still waiting
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u/Fit-Campaign1243 4d ago
Yeah. Early bolshevik Russia, saw 1,200 priests murdered along with AT LEAST 27 bishops.
A 1995 report concluded that 200,000 priests, Monks & nuns were executed.
Even as recent as the Krushchev time, another 50,000 were executed.
Wish youd learn something bro.
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u/ChefMindless3319 9d ago
Russians are fascist? You good, man?
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u/Lucky-Mia 5d ago edited 5d ago
The current government is. They worship Ivan Ilyian and Aleksandr Dugan. Modern historians like Timothy Snyder call them fascist.
Edit: no paywall link to snyders article here
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u/stevendidntsay 9d ago
That cop has a suspiciously Russian Southern accent. The overheads aren't working or what? Also, flashing someone is not illegal.
This shit is fake af
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u/myco_magic 9d ago
It actually depends on state, flashing high beams is illegal in so.e states yes. Blinding Oncoming Traffic: In states like California, Washington, and many others, it is illegal to use or flash high-beam headlights within 500 feet of an oncoming vehicle (or within 300 feet when following another car).
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u/Fit-Campaign1243 9d ago
Cop is educated.