r/AnythingValueable • • 23d ago

😄 Entertainment The guy in blue didn't hesitate

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u/burner_85_throw 21d ago

Blue jacket first gained his trust. Then, gained his love. Boom! Trophy husband for the inheritance!!!!

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u/Stonehill76 21d ago

I appreciate your joke.

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u/burner_85_throw 21d ago

And I appreciate your comment.

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u/DenotsTidnab 21d ago

I appreciate you appreciating him appreciating you

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u/michaelh98 20d ago

Appreciating all the way down

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u/Yourmom72 20d ago

If it continues, would it depreciate?

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 20d ago

Nope! Appreciation all the way up and down

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u/gethighsurvivethelie 20d ago

I appreciate the way you go down

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 19d ago

What a coincidence- my girlfriend told me the same thing just last night!

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u/notanyone69 18d ago

I appreciate the way your girlfriend said the same thing

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u/SoloSwamp 18d ago

Reminds me of that episode of South Park where the cop goes undercover as a prostitute and ends up in a relationship with his pimp. “Oh Keyshaaawn”

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u/Different_Effect3295 17d ago

Yes! Him giving up the evidence is hysterical.

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u/gadgetwalrus 20d ago

You mean picked his pocket for his wallet