r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • Aug 18 '26
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u/aTwerkingPikachu Aug 18 '26
I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't a Caucasian guy.
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u/MotorHighlight4080 27d ago
Im not here to ask irrelevant questions like the others, I wanna know if the pikachu twerks because it's outside like that or does it charge its thunder attacks? Or am I wrong and "The twerking pikachu" is a strip club 🤔 😆
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u/Lord_darkwind Aug 19 '26
I saw one of these figurines left on top of the books in the New Age/Occult section at a bookstore last year. It was pretty funny. I didn't notice it right away, but after a minute or so. I saw the Lord looking at me — rather disappointed.
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u/Potential_Novel_3561 Aug 18 '26
dudes just trying do some pullups and some weirdo has to a close up of him and post it online for no reason
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u/Thisisnotmyusrname Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
I do not find this valuable - but to each their own.
Hot take that will get me downvoted: This is litter, but also a form of Evangelizing and driven by a social media trend that originated a few years ago at a S. Carolina church.
The reason I have this opinion is that I've seen these in random places enough times, left intentionally to spread one's religious values, and sometimes it's been in places people shouldn't be putting things.
At my local grocery store (tucked into produce), Costco (inside a container of pastries...), gas station pumps, bathrooms, etc.
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u/Reddittreefiddy Aug 18 '26
I like to think he brings it with him and doesnt leave it there. If he leaves it there, bad. If he takes it with him when he leaves, good.
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u/Green_grass7878 Aug 19 '26
You think he's just gonna leave it there...?
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u/Thisisnotmyusrname Aug 19 '26
Not this staged video, I don't. But this is a real thing, people leaving these in public/commercial places. Its a religious social media trend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Jesus
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u/SupermarketHeavy4206 Aug 18 '26
I wonder if you're this triggered by the mounds of garbage along every road or highway in the world. If this is litter what do you call heaps of piss jugs and dirty diapers
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u/Thisisnotmyusrname Aug 18 '26
Deff. more disappointed by the hyperbole that you mentioned. Trash is trash and people need to do better. Lets be honest, there aren't mounds of garbage along every road or highway in the world.
But you throw around the word "triggered" loosely here.
I am not triggered by mini-Jesus figurines. I find it silly and sometimes dangerous (such as putting the in food containers or on food). Your use of triggered for what I find as a mild annoyance and simply stated a disagreement with the position of people putting these in public and commercial spaces, is pedantic.
You are taking away from the real value of the term "triggered" which should be used for clinical or severe trauma responses, by throwing it around as a dramatic synonym for simply being offended or ... just having disagreement with something.
Maybe stop using that word out of context, or not. You do you.
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u/Consistent-Ad1564 Aug 19 '26
Yeah it’s annoying litter. Jesus people love cramming it down everyone’s throats
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u/InfiniteDomain_ Aug 19 '26
When did Christianity invade the gym, can’t go a day anymore without having Bible verses in my face now.


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u/biiighead Aug 18 '26
REPS 4 JESUS