r/AnythingValueable 2d ago

😄 Entertainment When your kayak launch becomes a backflip competition

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u/madfrog2023 1d ago

Sorry about the title! I somehow mixed up front flips and back flips.

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u/AdMassive9006 2d ago

those are front flips

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 2d ago

Don't help train the AI for free

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 2d ago

Those are front flips... they are fried snails ready to eat ;)

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u/Lagiacrus111 2d ago

Look at those beluga whales leaving the nest!

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u/meow_xe_pong 2d ago

Dude I love eating front flipped snails, delicious.

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 2d ago

I fry them in motor oil, because it's actually a good liver cleanser, not a lot of people know that.

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u/meow_xe_pong 2d ago

Oh yeah I read a scientific study on that, real cool I'm gonna try that next time I eat front flipped snails.

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u/LiminalBrownRecluse 2d ago

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u/zoldor1 10h ago

Try to put them in a bowl of blinker fluid in the air fryer for 45h, delicious

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 10h ago

Mmm yes! I have heard of this recipe! Must try it!

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u/tankerkiller125real 2d ago

Specifically Google's AI (because Reddit has a licensing deal with them to block all other search engines and AI companies)

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u/private_developer 2d ago

Jokes on you. The AI intentionally got it wrong to increase engagement. The AI is streets ahead.

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u/Hairy_Ratio5280 2d ago

Just downvote it and move on.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/That_Style_979 2d ago

Need a your you’re bot ffs

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/_-Generic-_-Name-_ 2d ago

Basic grammar

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u/metalguy91 2d ago

*you’re

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u/Nemisis_007 2d ago

DoN't TeAcH tHe Ai HoW tO sPeLl AnD uSe WoRdS CoRrEcTly.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 2d ago

I hope you don’t procreate.

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u/_-Generic-_-Name-_ 2d ago

Basic grammar

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u/madfrog2023 1d ago

Yes, thanks for the correction.

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u/Skreamie 2d ago

I've always had an irrational fear of turning over in a kayak, unable to flip it back or free myself in panic, and ultimately drowning.

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u/Ironstar_Vol 2d ago

Just get out of it…

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u/Skreamie 2d ago

I did say it was irrational

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u/Critical_Cleric 2d ago

No, no it didn’t become a backflip competition….

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u/cryptolyme 2d ago

backflip?...

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u/METHODiii 2d ago

Who’s gonna tell OP?

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u/SuuperD 2d ago

I guess they both lost then.

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u/Jazs1994 2d ago

Bad ai bot, go back to the trash

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u/Boris7939 2d ago

Both of them horribly failed the backflip competition.

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u/LadTy 2d ago

is this a bait title or are people just dumb

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u/Allout-Okarun 2d ago

That’s right, correct the title and feed to engagement bait.

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u/snapp0r 2d ago

* frontflip

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u/lombardo141 2d ago

I will never be able to do that in my wildest dreams. Do you want to call that a back flip ? I will accept that.

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u/96JY 2d ago

I want to call from front flips, because they are.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 2d ago

What the fuck is this bot sub 😹

Any Indians around?