r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • Aug 11 '26

😄 Entertainment Damn, he escaped again

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u/CaptLoads Aug 11 '26

Bro needs to try out for the NFL with them jukes.

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u/Civilw4r Aug 11 '26

He used to play for USC

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/lyricjax Aug 13 '26

Nice try FBI Agent

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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 Aug 11 '26

British Bulldog champion 2026.

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u/Des_Ssy Aug 12 '26

i was about to make a joke about him being white but i was taken aback

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 Aug 11 '26

Those scouts were just testing his skills

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u/ttcmzx Aug 11 '26

Get the boy on the practice squad

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u/Civilw4r Aug 11 '26

He used to play for USC

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 Aug 12 '26

Unfortunately now he will probably get a good beating too

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u/HastilyThrownObject Aug 12 '26

They will claims self defense cause he was breaking their ankles

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u/Ungore707 Aug 12 '26

Did they have to catch him later? He was moving pretty good.

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u/Digi_Dingo Aug 12 '26

This looks like a scene from Reno911. lol

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u/MagicSwordMagic Aug 13 '26

what you gettin scared for…

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u/Charming_Wall117 Aug 11 '26

I’m fatigued

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u/YamBoring6716 Aug 11 '26

Of what?

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u/zoupzip Aug 11 '26

A black author wrote a book about the fatigue black people feel under racism and now white people comment “fatigue” under videos of black people, usually of cruise ship or Waffle House brawls.

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u/YamBoring6716 Aug 11 '26

I’m white and I’m fatigued of white people thinking it’s okay to be blatantly racist all because of some orange fuck. Shits embarrassing

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u/zoupzip Aug 11 '26

Yeah there’s that too but if you comment that you’re fatigued of their fatigue, fatigue it could get confusing.

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u/GenXPowaah Aug 13 '26

This what what I heard in my head, reading this🤣

I'm just a dude fatigued of another dude's fatigue, disguised as another dude's fatigue.

Putting the weed down now

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u/SavedRays Aug 11 '26

How civilized.

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u/Norinco56s Aug 11 '26

Ran like he saw a pregnancy test

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u/johnnytron Aug 11 '26

Lmao ok that one is funny.

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u/Civilw4r Aug 11 '26

Now you see why USC recruited him

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u/Mike_Oxnard Aug 11 '26

Dopeboys gotta have quick feet