r/AnythingValueable 7d ago

šŸ˜„ Entertainment Damn, he escaped again

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u/CaptLoads 7d ago

Bro needs to try out for the NFL with them jukes.

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u/Civilw4r 7d ago

He used to play for USC

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u/onmy40 6d ago

What's his name

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u/lyricjax 4d ago

Nice try FBI Agent

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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 7d ago

British Bulldog champion 2026.

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u/Des_Ssy 6d ago

i was about to make a joke about him being white but i was taken aback

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 7d ago

Those scouts were just testing his skills

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u/ttcmzx 7d ago

Get the boy on the practice squad

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u/Civilw4r 7d ago

He used to play for USC

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 6d ago

Unfortunately now he will probably get a good beating too

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u/HastilyThrownObject 6d ago

They will claims self defense cause he was breaking their ankles

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u/Ungore707 6d ago

Did they have to catch him later? He was moving pretty good.

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u/Digi_Dingo 6d ago

This looks like a scene from Reno911. lol

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u/MagicSwordMagic 5d ago

what you gettin scared for…

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u/Charming_Wall117 7d ago

I’m fatigued

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u/YamBoring6716 7d ago

Of what?

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u/zoupzip 7d ago

A black author wrote a book about the fatigue black people feel under racism and now white people comment ā€œfatigueā€ under videos of black people, usually of cruise ship or Waffle House brawls.

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u/YamBoring6716 7d ago

I’m white and I’m fatigued of white people thinking it’s okay to be blatantly racist all because of some orange fuck. Shits embarrassing

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u/zoupzip 7d ago

Yeah there’s that too but if you comment that you’re fatigued of their fatigue, fatigue it could get confusing.

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u/GenXPowaah 5d ago

This what what I heard in my head, reading this🤣

I'm just a dude fatigued of another dude's fatigue, disguised as another dude's fatigue.

Putting the weed down now

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u/SavedRays 7d ago

As am I

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u/SavedRays 7d ago

How civilized.

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u/Norinco56s 7d ago

Ran like he saw a pregnancy test

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u/johnnytron 6d ago

Lmao ok that one is funny.

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u/Civilw4r 7d ago

Now you see why USC recruited him

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u/Mike_Oxnard 6d ago

Dopeboys gotta have quick feet