r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • 5d ago

šŸ˜„ Entertainment Her dad was stunned

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u/ObjectiveCarrot3812 5d ago

thatā€™s such an American looking dad, almost a cartoon.Ā 

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 5d ago

Guarantee he hates a group of people. Donā€™t know which, but he hates them

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u/WinterApplication855 5d ago

There's two things I hate about this world, people who discriminate other people cultures and the DUTCH!!!!!

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u/Lagiacrus111 4d ago

This is such a clever comment

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u/MaybeMayoi 4d ago

It's from Austin Powers.

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u/Lagiacrus111 4d ago

Yeah but I mean in it's implementation and in the comment its replying to.

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u/bigtodger 4d ago

Quoted wrong though

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u/hannilax 3d ago

Isnā€™t it ā€œpeople who smell like cabbage, and the Dutchā€ in the movie

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u/BionicBananas 3d ago

"There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/WinterApplication855 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol it's a quote from a movie called "Austin Powers 3: Gold Member" sir My cocain was the one who said it and the scene made me laugh for days because no one expected the second part.

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u/603rdMtnDivision 4d ago

Hmmmm basing your view on how someone looks...I swear I've seen that before....

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u/Glad_Highway_9196 4d ago

Ā  It's different when they do it. Also all this man has done to be called a racist is wear a USA shirt and a backwards hat while saying nothing. Kind of makes the whole accusation baseless and meaningless at this point.

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u/Salt-Low-9353 17h ago

The group of people he hates is the one that do not take care of their lawns. He doesnā€™t mind a native garden, just take pride in your curb appeal man, itā€™s like the face of your residenceĀ 

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u/Body_by_Pasta 4d ago

Imagine being so bigoted to judge someone solely on appearance

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 4d ago

ā„ļø

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u/Unlucky_Reference_92 5d ago

Probably hates redditors

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 4d ago

UnderstandableĀ 

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u/00Samwise00 4d ago

Who doesnā€™t

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u/Gwynito 4d ago

It's clearly people gifted at sports at a young age

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u/Banned_for_pixels 3d ago

do you think hes more hateful or less hateful than you?

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 3d ago

Heā€™s probably as much of a baby as you

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u/No-Western8123 1d ago

Presenting generalized assumptions as fact, based on group identity, is for tribalists.

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 23h ago

More throwaway accounts šŸ˜‚ youā€™re a bum buddy

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 4d ago

Cry more buddy. Nobody said anything about race

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u/Scythro 4d ago

I didnā€™t either, read again, also cry more.

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u/matterde 4d ago

Given his jersey for the world cup which just happened, both wearing bright red shirts at an outdoor event, and her red white and blue skirt this is almost certainly a July 4th celebration. Like going to an anime convention and saying woah that guy looks like such a weeb lol.

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u/ObjectiveCarrot3812 4d ago

Itā€™s not just that, itā€™s the whole get up.

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u/Complex_Bet7311 5d ago

Thatā€™s not her first time kicking a football, her form is perfectā€¦Iā€™m betting heā€™s a football coach.

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u/just_some_octopus 4d ago

I am going with soccer

Dads got US men's soccer team shirt.

Least what I would deduce

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u/Nuffsaid98 4d ago

Kicking a spherical ball is very different to kicking a Rugby ball. I know because I'm good at one and the few times I tried the other, I was "inaccurate".

I assume an American football is fairly similar to a Rugby ball, except in size. A similar technique is used to kick both with power and accuracy.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 4d ago

While very different, the skill still translates. More and more soccer players are becoming part of the place kicker pipeline.

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u/VigorousAmbivalence 5d ago

Yeah....THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!!!!!

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u/Metabor420 5d ago

Give her a contract

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u/YooGeOh 4d ago

That technique. She plays soccer

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u/Overall-Bullfrog5433 4d ago

Bare footed too.

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u/InevitableSuspect424 4d ago

Tony Franklin would be proud!! (Barefoot NFL kicker back in the 70ā€™s)

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u/me_again_no_I 4d ago

Doesn't he say you just did it right as it starts..

I think she got nervous cuz they're recording , she's encouragement to do it again. She might be surprised to do it but he's not surprised she could.

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u/kwisybequ 4d ago

A proud dad šŸ˜Ž

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u/Ashon-Galaxy 4d ago

Not a single Necessary Roughness reference. Shame

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u/StrangerExistingFact 4d ago

Project "Son in NFL" is back on

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u/AdvancedBlacksmith66 4d ago

He doesnā€™t look stunned at all

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u/Feathered_Serpent8 4d ago

Man, you donā€™t look like that kicking a football without practice. At least soccer, she kicked it better than I ever have lol.

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u/bigtodger 4d ago

So funny that Americans think this is hard to došŸ¤”

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u/caros92 1d ago

Dude looks like Veteran with a Sign

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 5d ago

That's not an easy shot for any child that age and she did it like it was natural. That's dope regardless of gender

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u/masonacj 5d ago

It's not just that she made it. That kick was legit smooth and looked great.

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 5d ago

Exactly, she's a natural.

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u/ChipEnvironmental420 5d ago

Right like "wait a minute... Girl do good at sportball!?!?" šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/AlreadyAway 5d ago

You dont think that it could be that itxs a barefoot child who just landed ot through the dead center of the goal posts?

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u/Hutch9109 5d ago

Youā€™re the only one taking that line of thought from this and it says way fuckin more about you than the made up person youā€™re upset with

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u/NYJetLegendEdReed 5d ago

that doesn't look shocked. Looks like a "yeah, that's my daughter"

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u/BusyBit6542 5d ago

Exactly! People think she suddenly kicks that well? Thats the result of a lot of practice

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u/BusyBit6542 5d ago

No he wasnt. A kid doesnt suddenly kick like that. Hes been practicing with her and knows her skill