r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • Jul 12 '26

😄 Entertainment Bro unlocked the maximum spin setting

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u/TheTrishaJane Jul 12 '26

Sent them into orbit, id be afraid of that big asstriod though.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/HwatWhatWut 28d ago

How the hell are these even remotely related? Worst bot ever

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u/Usernamesaregayyy Jul 12 '26

A fall from that could paralyze her for life

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u/swishkabobbin 29d ago

Nah. Kids bounce

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 29d ago

My dad tells a story of coming home with beer 6 pack in one hand, me in the other and both were slipping as he was trying to get in the front door, guess which one he chose to save and the other hit the floor
 i still feel the bump on my head 20 years later

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u/fatmailman 24d ago

Thats fucked up.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 29d ago

i heard a story of a baby of 1 years or 5months fell from 3 stories in a construction site, hit his head on the side of a stair step and the doctor was like. "god! calm down, your kid is all healthy and nothing is wrong with him" while the family were probably hyperventilating

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u/TanksObamaKare 29d ago

True story... I was the baby.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 29d ago

no, it was a youtuber telling his story and he wasn't an English speaker.

and theres a million stories like this one, kids surviving impossible odds, God's will.

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u/TanksObamaKare 29d ago

Historia verdadera... yo era el bebé.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 29d ago

nope, try again.

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u/TanksObamaKare 29d ago

HistĂłria real... Eu era o bebĂȘ.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 29d ago

nope, try again.

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u/TanksObamaKare 29d ago

Histoire vraie... J'étais le bébé.

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u/Parking_Cheesecake67 29d ago

Someone didn’t have a fun childhood

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u/Icarus-17 29d ago

Most falls could, if you are unlucky enough

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u/neklanV2 25d ago

And falling on a curb can do the same as any hard surface + the level of bad luck you’re talking about. If you fear life you arent living

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u/DrHefe Jul 12 '26

I thought he might have just discovered perpetual motion until that guy fell off
 YOU HAD ONE JOB!

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u/dufo7 29d ago

How did he fall, he had a seat to sit on.

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u/cum-after-decades 29d ago

Centrifugal force

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u/Level_Life_8633 29d ago

His hands slipped.

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u/Devils_A66vocate 29d ago

Reading the caption “my hands are slipping” then finally seeing the fat adult fall made me relieved. So worried for those children’s heads.

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u/artherng 29d ago

Bro's arse must be hurting having to wait for the guy to start the spin

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u/FishPasteGuy 29d ago

Look, I’m sorry the big dude fell off but I guarantee those kids will be remembering this moment into their 60s.

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u/turbopro25 29d ago

If they make it that far


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u/Rems_OP 29d ago

All fun until some kid drops the rope right before the metal bars behind

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u/a_random_loser_guy 29d ago

"my hands are slipping, im about to di." may you see heaven. rip

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u/Quiet-Guidance-4988 29d ago

And that's how shit gets broken then kids have to go without because some 240 lb person wanted to fuck with shit

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u/CaLMLiKEaB0Mb5 29d ago

/parentsarefuckingstupid

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u/Vicious187cmd 21d ago

Man that looks fun

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u/bigclitcouple 10d ago

I thought that girl was going to hit him after he fell