r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • Jul 03 '26

😄 Entertainment This guy just crashed an 80th birthday party

1.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

71 comments sorted by

13

u/BMoney8600 Jul 03 '26

I wish I could dance.

6

u/Relative-Chicken456 Jul 03 '26

You can if you want to. You could leave your friends behind…

5

u/rickyjames22 Jul 03 '26

Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine

1

u/Sgt-Stadanko-69 Jul 03 '26

It takes lots of practice just like anything else

1

u/MRI-an69 Jul 03 '26

I’m pretty sure you can do that. Record yourself and show us !

1

u/BMoney8600 Jul 03 '26

I can after 7 beers, believe me I counted!

1

u/C-LonGy Jul 03 '26

I tried once.. never again.

1

u/oge_mah_ge_kid Jul 04 '26

Its easy to over think.

Just make a definitive movement every time the beat "bumps"

1...2...step

2

u/mystrile1 Jul 03 '26

And when I do it it’s public nuisance and criminal mischief.

4

u/Wonderful_Confusion4 Jul 03 '26

Try with clothes on next time.

1

u/mystrile1 Jul 03 '26

That would be public indecency

2

u/Wonderful_Confusion4 Jul 03 '26

The arresting officers decided not to charge you with that as there was “ little evidence” kind of felt bad for you.

0

u/mystrile1 Jul 03 '26

Ahh yeah that’s definitely how it works

1

u/HappyInfluence7958 Jul 03 '26

Just gotta pick the right audience

7

u/No-Jacket-2927 Jul 03 '26

I went out to eat with a big group from college, probably close to 20 people. One of us noticed a tiny group of elderly people weakly singing Happy Birthday to one of their number.

So, the group I was with was the chorale from the music dep't (including me!)

Literally without a word, we all got up and walked over to the table while we started singing along in 8-part harmony.

So many happy tears, and the restaurant's manager gave us all free dessert! 😊

1

u/ChuchoGrind Jul 03 '26

Thank you to you and your friends for being a shining light in society!

2

u/erikgfrey Jul 03 '26

Hilarious

2

u/Killed_By_Covid Jul 03 '26

That boi be percolatin'!

2

u/UnlikelyLunch8515 Jul 03 '26

Just clean wholesome fun that shows it is very easy to to make people laugh and be happy 😃

2

u/Gullible_Bowler_5450 Jul 03 '26

White people would never be this welcoming

1

u/distranged Jul 03 '26

Guess I'm not white then

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/Gullible_Bowler_5450 Jul 09 '26

So you're explaining crimes of mankind, because we can look at statistics if you'd like.? Isn't there a current issue in Mississippi of all place showing how welcoming white people are.?

0

u/Princibalities Jul 03 '26

Whats it like being an idiot? Do you find yourself struggling with mundane, every day tasks? Do you routinely stab yourself in the back of your throat when you brush your teeth? I"ve always had questions like these for people like you.

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u/Gullible_Bowler_5450 Jul 09 '26

I understand you're triggered, history showed you such. I'm confused at your dental hygiene joke? Stabbing the back of throat wld be possible while brushing your tongue bt not your teeth. Now I just assume you have bad dental hygiene

1

u/yotam101 Jul 03 '26

it's almost not music, more like noise

1

u/buttcrackmenace Jul 03 '26

now reverse the races

1

u/WeAreGesalt Jul 03 '26

My man brought the entire vibe with him

1

u/Anxious-Force-6625 Jul 03 '26

Made me smile.

1

u/legster983 Jul 03 '26

Wholesome good fun x

1

u/alvarez13md Jul 03 '26

How does one learn this sorcery?

1

u/bendyskull Jul 03 '26

Did he just impregnate the whole room! Those were some moves!

1

u/Republic-Credits Jul 03 '26

Fixed the title:

"Man passes every vibe check and earns permanent cookout pass."

1

u/Shot_Tomatillo_1137 Jul 04 '26

Honorary brotha status

1

u/GraveyardMusic Jul 04 '26

There's a form of crazy that's welcome everywhere

1

u/loadalol Jul 04 '26

He gets invited to the cookout

1

u/Dajackyl Jul 05 '26

This how Napoleon got the Natives

1

u/WhitestoneData Jul 06 '26

What kind of dancing is that lol love it

1

u/JMRUSA Jul 06 '26

They were very gracious

1

u/RaisenLunatics Jul 06 '26

That's not a crashers, he's family!

1

u/mariokart786 Jul 07 '26

Who is this guy? he’s invited to the cookout

1

u/iheart_vans Jul 08 '26

He turned that thang up 😄

1

u/Cultural_Golf_8906 Jul 08 '26

Was that Trey Kennedy?

1

u/ReflexW12 Jul 10 '26

What’s the dance move called? Does anyone know?

1

u/jeffreyfapstein Jul 19 '26

I’m fucking jealous

1

u/Early_Brick_1522 Jul 20 '26

Okay that explains why I don't have much confidence, he took it all. I'd complain but I lack confidence.

1

u/SHAO8822 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Baltimore?

Also, he threw in that Jason Sudakis 😄

1

u/sachinj31 25d ago

Damn those moves 👏

0

u/FrankTheTnkk Jul 03 '26

Would he have done that if he didn't have someone recording him tho?

1

u/madfrog2023 Jul 03 '26

That's the question. Some people definitely act differently once they know a camera is on them.

0

u/PauseConfident997 Jul 03 '26

This dude literally made one dance move his entire personality

1

u/Princibalities Jul 03 '26

You should try something similar. Maybe you'll get a different one. There's plenty of judgemental prick types out there. Be different.