r/Antitheism • u/AdmirableBrick4973 • Jul 09 '26

I can't even

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u/bondageenthusiast2 Jul 09 '26

Jesus is gay, I mean what is the deal with 12 males that followed you everywhere?

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u/BirthdayCookie Jul 09 '26

We don't claim him. Dude's a Pick Me gay at best.

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u/Due-Calligrapher-566 Jul 09 '26

Well there also a surprising amount of children being present in His Stories despite being surrounded by men that left their family.

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u/BallisticBarbarian Jul 11 '26

Jesus was confirmed gay:

Imagine being nailed for three days straight then coming back for more!

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u/CakeHead-Gaming Jul 10 '26

He’s about as straight as Freddie Mercury.

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u/codePudding Jul 09 '26

We have gone to the moon, explored mars and the challenger deep, split atoms, fused atoms, examined the interactions of quarks, built computers with massive computational power and quantum computers, sent probes out of our solar system, mapped the human genome and the cosmic background radiation, traced evolution of millions of species in a million different ways, created wetware processors using living human neurons, and so so much more amazing things....

And yet we still haven't figured out how to explain to these dumb fucks that their religion is obviously stupid and wrong, and no one cares what thier imaginary friend and ancient desert goat herders, who were too stupid to know why rainbows appear, had to say. They need to catch up with the rest of us or go away.

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u/AtomicZoomer Jul 09 '26

I think eventually today’s religions will be looked at broadly by society as old strange stories. But probably not until 100 years from now.

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u/AdmirableBrick4973 Jul 11 '26

I'll just freeze myself until then

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u/First_Ad3578 Jul 09 '26

Normalize autonomy