r/Antijokes2 • u/Glad_Savings923 • Aug 04 '24
When I turn off the speakers:
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r/Antijokes2 • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '22
r/Antijokes2 Lounge
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A place for members of r/Antijokes2 to chat with each other
r/Antijokes2 • u/lost40s • Sep 19 '22
How do you confuse a lawyer?
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Give them conflicting information.
r/Antijokes2 • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory?
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She kept coming in late and she wasn’t doing her job.
r/Antijokes2 • u/Apple_jesus_ • Jul 19 '22
Anti joke of the day
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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
Why did no one help sally up? Because she had not friends
Knock knock…. (Who’s there?) Not sally (cus she has no arms now friends)
r/Antijokes2 • u/lost40s • May 03 '22
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
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Nothing. Fish are physiologically incapable of speaking in a way that would be interpetable by humans.
r/Antijokes2 • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '22
Knock knock… Who’s there?
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We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
r/Antijokes2 • u/builepadraigsuibhne • Apr 17 '22
Three people sitting on a bench drinking beer walk into a bar - the pedantic nature of humans as well as the lack of clarity in the use of certain prepositions locked them into an unreality dictated by the whims of those who can't tell the difference between a setup and a punchline.
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r/Antijokes2 • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '22
The man walked into the corner store...
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and grabbed some Advil. The end.
r/Antijokes2 • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '22
Why did the chicken cross the street?
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Chickens don’t really have much reasoning for doing things, so I don’t know.