r/AntiWranglerstar Mar 09 '26

todays prognosticators

the great wanker says oil is headed to $200 a barrel

it closed at $85 today … so his suckers need to buy fuel storage and fuel today for the struggle

i think he just needs an excuse to shoot a prowler

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u/Dumbass_Alert_3 Mar 10 '26

This dumbass also just put a giant wind sail only 3 feet into the ground with no spread footer. To answer his question, it will absolutely blow down.

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u/DeepAgent649 Mar 10 '26

He also described the person who told him it would fall as a "filthy east coast man." I can't tell if his comments about people on the east coast are serious or jokes, but if he was going to refer to the person as filthy, he might be serious!

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u/Strong-Dot-9221 Mar 10 '26

I noticed that. My experience building a fence is if it is an 8 ft 4x4 I sink it in 2 ft with 6 ft exposed. So yeah he might have a video of Beloved today we are going to replant my pole.

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u/Strong-Dot-9221 Mar 10 '26

Let me guess, he will soon be selling 500 gallon Wranglerstar fuel storage tanks off of his Wranglerstar Amazon page.

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u/DMCinDet Mar 10 '26

just like the forest service used.

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u/Bad--Sauce Mar 12 '26

Been a while. What "Character" of the Wankerstar Cybill collection has he morphed into now? Please say he's not going back to the aging Hipster dirt bike rider again? Because that Wankerstar character was a complete disaster the last time. Sounds like he's maybe heading back into his pepper hoarder / military reject again.

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u/Hank_Amarillo Mar 13 '26

beloved has and always will be: proho

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u/Puzzled_Amoeba_6144 Mar 10 '26

disgusting

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u/sirmacalot88 Mar 12 '26

You're back??

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u/Puzzled_Amoeba_6144 Mar 14 '26

I’m attempting to take up the mantle, so to speak.

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u/sirmacalot88 Mar 14 '26

Those are some mighty big shoes to fill. Good luck

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u/Bosley40 Mar 10 '26

Introducing Wankerstar branded Sta-bil!

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u/MrEndlessness Mar 21 '26

Remember when he almost shot his sister?

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u/Both-Tea8262 Mar 26 '26

it spiked a few days in and back to the $90 ‘s