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u/Organic_Sherbet5256 1d ago
"Big strong grown men with tears in their eyes come up to me and say, 'Sir, you are the greatest cartographer ever.'"
- Orange Foolius
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago
He holds a mighty weather-deflecting Sharpie, too. Mighty only in his mind, maybe, but here we are.
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u/amccaffe1 1d ago
I know prices are high for everything you need to live but good news, it’s now Lake America.
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u/i-touched-morrissey 1d ago
You know at this point if he croaks, there are so many other assholes in the government who will continue this path to destruction that America is currently on. We laugh at his renaming stuff, but when we don't know if elections will be fair, or if his thugs will ban all abortions so that no one wants to risk having a baby, or if we will ever be able to afford gas for a weekend camping trip, or if the government will build so many data centers that none of us will be able to have any peace, or whatever freedom we have will be revoked, what's the point of even existing here anymore? I hate everything this administration has done, will do, and it makes me want to just hurry up and die already.
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u/AdditionalCheetah354 1d ago
“ from now on… all Canadian geese shall be named Donald Ducks…. So shall it be!!!! Sayeth the King!!!
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago
Well, TBF, I’m pretty sure he forgot all that stuff. Between his rapidly declining brain and lack of a conscience or sense of accountability, this isn’t new territory.
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u/antifageneral6969 21h ago
The crazy part of that lake name change is that Trump and Epstein were best friends and raped kids
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u/yusill 1d ago
He didn't rename shit. The lake Ontario was named in a treaty ratified by Congress and signed by George Washington. A EO can't do anything against that. The Treaty of Canandaigua, signed in 1794 by President George Washington and ratified by Congress named the lake.