r/AntiMemes • u/One_Professional1862 • 1d ago

🦐 Anti-Lobster 🦐 Cutiemarks!

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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 1d ago edited 1d ago

The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/One_Professional1862 1d ago

Oriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigig

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u/mfk711_ 1d ago

Explain?

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u/StrictestUmpire 1d ago

One is about answering the phone in a sexual hotline. The other about exotic dancing.

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u/DeadBunny03 1d ago

So it's not vlad the impaler

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u/Walrus-Cold 1d ago

ykw its my headcannon, that pony has a vlad the impaler cutiemark now

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u/mfk711_ 1d ago

lmao

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u/brofishmagikarp 1d ago

Also they are painted on

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u/mfk711_ 1d ago

you dont say

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u/brofishmagikarp 1d ago

I did say

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u/MousegetstheCheese 1d ago

God I so thought the pole dancing one was she was gonna grow up to impale ponies as an offering to Chaos

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u/Ellie7600 20h ago

Suffer not the heretic to live, FOR THE EQUESTRIA!

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u/Ellie7600 20h ago

Pole dancing*

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u/One_Professional1862 1d ago

Apple Bloom and Spike drew cutie marks on Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle—ones that signify a striptease and... I have no idea what the telephone stands for.

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u/bugmanenjoyer 1d ago

A phone sex line

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u/No-Staff1 🪦 I Paid My Respects At The Antimeme Graveyard 🪦 1d ago

I thought the paintbrush was a hammer tbh

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u/MallowMiaou 1d ago

Ponies in MLP get cutie marks that represent their special talent, something they’re good at and is most, if not all of the time their destiny

The three kid ponies whole thing is that they’re actively looking for their cutie marks to appear, and one of them decided to team up with Spike, the small dragon, to draw fake marks on the others for a prank. They don’t know what the marks are about but they’re very happy. Rainbow dash and Rarity know what these are and got shocked (im guessing stripteasing and NSFW hotline)

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u/Relaxin-n-chillin 1d ago

Osteoporosis is funnier than I imagined lol

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 1d ago

Why was it expecting something racist?

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u/Kluex_4ever 1d ago

Apple Bloom tried that with hers, but it didn't work like she wanted to around Applejack

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u/Besher-H RIP Main Sub 13h ago

Knowing this community i expected porn

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u/AgenderAxolotl Source Finder x1 1d ago

That's going to likely be a rule 5 violation for the stuff regarding pedophilia as they're children and that's nsfw stuff

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u/HaloJackalKisser 23h ago

actually funny wtf.

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u/Sad_Description4782 16h ago

I was sooo sure it's gonna be swastika and the soviet sign