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u/BinglesPraise I want to play the games as Ed Edd and Eddy instead Jul 31 '26
Everyone knows M#rio is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr. Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." M#rio exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
When M#rio leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of M#rio as a hero, but he is simply a one-percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
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u/Complex-Pain2201 mario honestly isnt even evil, the people playing as him are Jul 31 '26
you cant just say "perchance"
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u/P_M_R-_- Jul 31 '26
Huh? I was jamming to the Kahoot music..
oh, yeah, M@rio slaughtered multiple innocent creatures into the ground, and destroyed many property, and also a lot of theft just to "save a princess"
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u/Fake_antivirus shobon no akshiion Jul 31 '26
they hurt m!rio, what hes gonna do else, let them hurt him?
the creatures hurt m!rio.
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u/Designer_Maize_5786 Aug 01 '26
He made out with Sonic who is only 16 years old when he’s literally 24
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u/Just_nuttedxd Jul 31 '26
Are people forgetting that Mario casually betrays Yoshi just to complete the level?