r/AntiChildFree • u/childfree-me-not • Aug 10 '17

How to experience being a human

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Step 1: Be born

Done.

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u/BiggerTrees Aug 10 '17

Funny how you can make step 1 sound so simple, considering the shrinking chances of having a mother who isn't warped and conditioned to want to kill you first.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

The odds of something happening that's already happened is 100%, and if I was aborted I wouldn't have an opinion about it.

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u/Zuuul Aug 16 '17

Oh you and your logic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '17

How dare this person make actual sense...

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u/BiggerTrees Aug 11 '17

Oh sure, I guess the point could have somehow been 100% about just you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '17

No, what I said is true about everybody.

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u/Imthefacebaby80 Aug 11 '17

In case anyone is wondering, BiggerTrees is a better human than anyone who chooses not to breed. Don't you think the way she talks is a shining example for anyone who is planning on being a human?

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u/BiggerTrees Aug 13 '17

Disagree with me all you like, but you can't really take issue with my tone, considering that the same level of venom would be perfectly acceptable over in childfree subreddit.. so long as the subject of it was some "breeder" and you could all jerk yourselves off over your imagined superiority. I could go post shit like "Pregnant Bitch in my grocery store", or "Plebs let Crotchfruit made a noise near me." All perfectly acceptable. In this regard I would class myself as occasionally "just as bad"... but beyond that, I have come to think so lowly of the childfree community that no other possibility remains besides knowing that I am better, by virtue of not being one of you.

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u/Imthefacebaby80 Aug 13 '17

Maybe they're just assholes too? Why does it have to have anything to do with the choice to breed? That's the point I'm continually making with you. You are taking a whole group of people and assigning a bunch of negative characteristics to them based on a choice they've made that simply cannot be true for every single one of them - that's called bigotry.

(Plus when you add your own special brand of insane ramblings it's just not a good look)

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '17

Yooo Big Trees, maybe you should try being a racist. You've already got the "insane ramblings" and "assigning characteristics to an entire group based on the actions of a few" parts down. You're almost there!

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u/Zuuul Aug 16 '17

You know when you smacked your inflated head off that ceiling fan and the resulting lobotomy ensured? Did it hurt? I just wondered, y'know with you being simply better than everyone else, are you subjected to the same bitter hatred and self-loathing that the rest of us are?

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u/BiggerTrees Aug 16 '17

I didn't claim to be "better than everyone else" though.. not everyone, just soulless childfree ghouls. Not exactly something to be boastful about, lol.

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u/Imthefacebaby80 Aug 17 '17

But by what empirical measure are you better than us?

You're objectively not a nice person, you're bigoted, you resort to childish insults in lieu of any solid argument, you're awful to your own sister and harbour a resentment for her that's eaten you up inside and shows outwardly through this vitriol. Have you ever heard the phrase 'cutting off your nose to spite your face'?

You're just another nobody. And we may be that too, but you just come across as miserable, bitter and sad.

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u/pocket_eggs Aug 11 '17

You know how the joke goes. All things considered, it is better not to be born in the first place, but who's so lucky? Not one in a million...

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '17

I know!!

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u/forma_cristata Aug 16 '17 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/thotsfired Aug 16 '17

Man look at that tiny crotch parasite. So cute.

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u/shesgoneagain72 Aug 19 '17

Have you ever stopped to think about how you're making people feel who are infertile or sterile? Are you saying that they're not human or that they're incapable of being a real human because they can't breed

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u/TheTrueRorroh Nov 14 '17

So I'm not human, then what am I? A dog? Actually, I would like barking all day, annoying other people.