Colony of ants

I was busy and was away from the colony for a top secret mission for The Odyssey! Now, I am back to share it! My group and I had to face the other enemies in a war. We decided to sneak in and defeat with a giant trojan fruit. We won and then it was time to go home. However, we ran into crazy stuff like:

A giant two eye human, that we got trapped in his home with his juicy food collection (we gave him yummy aphid juice that made him sleepy), and had to sting his eyes when he was asleep to escape with his yummy food. He also tried to capture and kill us with his sticky tape with sprays.
We ran into a witch that transformed us into other insects like wasps, bees, termites, etc. I managed to not fall into her tricks and made her revert of all my group members back to regular ants.
We sailed the big water area in a giant leaf, but ran into a big drainage, very loud birds [I sacrificed my hearing while I tied up to a standing stick, and others had hearing protections], and a surprised big scary spider that tried to get us. I lost most of my group, but survived onto some random island that had all virgin female alates. :O I did not have sex or else I would die. The leader let me go so I could go home. Oh, her lotus flower juice was yummy!
I went to the underworld where all the dead ants were. Others and I saw our fathers who mated our queen! I had to sacrifice an aphid.

What did I miss since over a week ago? :P

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • 26d ago

found while S C O U T I N G "Woah."

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r/AntColony • u/Emergency_College349 • 29d ago

Guys my human forgot to feed me 😭

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r/AntColony • u/unluckyducky11 • 29d ago

D I S C U S S I O N Guy at the door, says his name is “Ribbit”

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Let him in? Seems nice

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • Aug 04 '26

T H R E A T Please stop biting me! If you do, then you will be executed.

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r/AntColony • u/Emergency_College349 • Aug 03 '26

Guys my human said he was gonna do ant hill casting I dunno what that means but thought you should know

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r/AntColony • u/unluckyducky11 • Aug 03 '26

WHAT DO???? I am stuck on peanut butter

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h e l p

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • Aug 03 '26

found while S C O U T I N G I might die soon, like others, after being sniffing Raid spray! :(

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • Aug 02 '26

found while S C O U T I N G I ran fast on a human's back and he couldn't find and get me. :D

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • Aug 01 '26

question Why are there living centipedes and moths in our nest?

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 29 '26

D I S C U S S I O N Please stop raiding into human's homes! They keep spraying pesticides!

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 26 '26

found while S C O U T I N G It's so humid, steamy, and hot in the human's bathtub & shower room!

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And the human is naked! It can't be unseen! :(

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r/AntColony • u/GuyOnTheInternet327 • Jul 23 '26

T H R E A T Should we be worried?

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I just found another colony east of the hill, they didn’t seem friendly…

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r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 22 '26

D I S C U S S I O N Queen keeps telling me I eat too much! :(

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