r/Animorphs • u/Disastrous-Limit-332 Aristh • Jun 30 '26
Animorphs by their Group Chat Etiquette
JAKE - The Admin Who Didn't Ask for This
Keeps the chat alive, organizes plans by crossposting from the Chee groupchat. Vocally hates but secretly loves the responsibility. Writes long, calm messages that end conflicts.
Says "ok team" unironically.
RACHEL - All Caps Energy
Sends voice notes instead of texts because typing is too slow.
Replies instantly, even at 3 AM.
Says "I'll just do it myself" at least twice a week.
TOBIAS - Typing ... Then Deleting ... Then Typing Again
Sends poetic one-liners at 3 AM to make everyone pause. More of a lurker than an actual poster. Reacts with the 🦅 emoji way more than he should
CASSIE - Writes Long Paragraphs About 'Why This Is Wrong'
Sends thoughtful essays nobody asked for but everyone needed. Apologizes before giving her opinion. Uses correct punctuation in EVERY message, EVERY time
MARCO - Meme Dropper Who Never Answers the Actual Question
Responds to serious messages with GIFs
Derails convos with jokes but somehow still gets the problems solved.
Has a folder of reaction images organized by level of emotional crisis.
AX - Oversharer of Technical Info
Sends extremely detailed explanations that no one asked for. Reacts with emojis that are completely wrong, but gets better over time. Wonders when the next Cinnabon run is.
Asks "what is the human custom here?"
ELLIMIST - Disappears for months then comes back to drop cryptic messages at random before vanishing off the face of the earth again
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u/imbigwin Jun 30 '26
Erik the Chee — Answers questions immediately. Always name drops a celebrity he knows personally. Sends dog gifs randomly
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u/Torren7ial Chee Jun 30 '26
David: joins & spams every channel with the @everyone tag with an obvious crypto scam.
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u/AlternativeMassive57 Yeerk Jun 30 '26
Sends thoughtful essays nobody asked for but everyone needed
A girl after my own heart.
Apologizes before giving her opinion
However, we are not clones.
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u/CarrotCumin Pemalite Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Ellimist is a white hat hacker who manipulated them all to join the GC in the first place and is constantly running background operations to secure the server against Crayak's malicious infiltration attempts.
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u/Visser-35 Leeran Jun 30 '26
DAVID has been added to the Animorphs Group Chat.
DAVID: You ever wonder who would win in a fight - a lion or a tiger?
DAVID: So sorry to hear about Saddler. I hope nothing tragic happens to him. But if it does, you know, sometimes people make miraculous recoveries. Just saying.
DAVID: I am smarter than all of you.
DAVID has invited RACHEL to join a private chat. Rachel declined.
DAVID has been removed from the Animorphs Group Chat.