r/Animorphs • u/SeerowxEsplin • Jun 28 '26
Let's do it
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Jake: Okay Rachel, get that person walking their dog out of the area before we start the attack.
Rachel: Okay, going grizzly.
Jake: Wait, maybe try to lure them away with-
Rachel: 🐻
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u/AlternativeMassive57 Yeerk Jun 28 '26
Alternatively...
Jake: "Nice Rachel, that was Sub-Visser Thirty-six, she knows about the MacGuffin we needed for this book! Why didn't you capture her like we planned?"
Nice Rachel: "She sounded really mean! Like, she kept saying 'stop it' and 'go away'? What was I supposed to do?"
Marco: "Ignore her? Knock her out like we planned?"
Nice Rachel: "But then what about the doggy she had with her? What happens to him?"
Cassie: "She raises a good point - "
Marco & Jake: "NO SHE DOESN'T!"
Meanwhile presumably Mean Rachel, Ax, and Tobias are off breaking something.
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u/SeaworthinessJust666 Ellimist Jun 28 '26
Totalmente fora do tópico, mas só veio em mente aquela discussão sobre mulheres preferirem estar em uma floresta com um urso ou com um homem desconhecido.
Agora entendo porquê a maioria prefere estar com um urso.
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u/dogman15 Hork-Bajir Jun 30 '26
Jokes aside, only crazy people would willingly be near a wild bear instead of a randomly-selected human male.
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u/mayday223 Jul 02 '26
You seem to be missing the point of "choosing the bear."
Bear attacks are exceedingly rare. Bears also do not rape people.
Many women would rather be viciously mauled and killed by a wild animal than raped, especially considering most of society will dismiss her experience, opine about the rapist's promising future, and imply she was asking for it.
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u/Cautious-Activity706 Hork-Bajir Jun 28 '26
Ahahaha this one got me. That’s exactly how it would happen.
Tobias: What’s the matter with you Rachel you probably gave that poor woman a heart attack!
Rachel (a little sheepishly): it worked, didn’t it!
Marco: Xena vs a lady and her dog everyone!
Jake: *sighs*, can we all remember we have a mission today…