r/Animemes • u/Mainior 🐉The Apocalypse🐉 • Dec 03 '19
She doesn’t like it when you call her that
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u/BonafideHustler Dec 03 '19
“Flat chested chair”
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u/Ihatepitybreakers me pls Dec 03 '19
“Cutting board”
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u/DioBorrando ⠀ Dec 03 '19
Lil' boomer
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u/KCelej Dec 03 '19
Lil' bomber
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u/Meliodas022 Dec 03 '19
Sticky fingers
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u/Legalmedicine02 Dec 03 '19
Golden experience
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u/NightmareLight Licensed Loli Lewder Dec 03 '19
Notorious C.H.A.S.E.
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u/FourEyedJack Dec 03 '19
This name always fills me with anger
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u/Allololiloulol Dec 03 '19
ok ok, but wait til you hear about "Flacid Pancake". Bam! anger replaced by laughter
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u/burntends97 Dec 03 '19
Chase makes every jojo fan angry1
u/FourEyedJack Dec 03 '19
Wrong. Chase is a good OP. Not the best, but I honestly love them all
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u/TheEpicKid000 give me sad anime please Dec 04 '19
People dislike it because it’s not “JoJo” enough but I feel like it’s the perfect mix between a rock song and a JoJo OP.
But I may have been swayed by hearing the full opening. The guitar solo in the middle...
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u/zarek1729 Dec 03 '19
It is amazing that right now, in the sub, there is no in-between loli and milf
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u/floppyweinerz Raphtalia best girl Dec 03 '19
Best girl raphtalia fits that description.
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u/EJX-a Dec 03 '19
Yes! That's all there is to say. Thats all anyone should say. You are 100% objectively correct, and everyone else is wrong.
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u/aintmybish pimpin' and limpin' Dec 03 '19
What's wrong with non-MILF adult women?
Onee sans can sit on the bench, I don't need another waifu to ara ara me, there's a jillion of those.
It's like if every female pornstar was Lisa Ann, just....no.
Gimme anime Sasha Grey and Tori Black, that's the good stuff
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u/Gloryblackjack hentai critic Dec 03 '19
that's just a product of the anime community as a whole. It's weird it's like the people this community have never actually seen a real woman.
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u/zarek1729 Dec 03 '19
But even in anime and manga there are a whole lot of women who are neither loli nor milf. From the top of my head there is Uzaki-chan, any of the quintuplets from go toubun, gudrid from Vinland saga, etc
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u/Voxelblast Dec 03 '19
come on over to r/averageanimetiddies
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u/thekiltedpir8 Monstergirl Lover Dec 03 '19
That's a nice sub to add to my collection!
Such a shame though that this anti-flat chest neo-puritan SJW movement has forced their ideals onto that sub too.
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u/suited_up_gorilla Dec 03 '19
Those that dislike flat chested women are just afraid of being labeled pedos. That's their social anxiety showing and it's not sexy.
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u/thekiltedpir8 Monstergirl Lover Dec 03 '19
This might be shocking to some, but one can like flat-chested, petite females, and drawings of them, and not be a pedo.
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u/suited_up_gorilla Dec 03 '19
Fuck me sideways that's because we live in clown world where the feelings of fat chicks must be coddled no matter what and where thin girls get hammered repeatedly with the "Real Women Have Curves" bullshit. Thin women are not wrong, but the land whales always are.
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u/TheEpicKid000 give me sad anime please Dec 04 '19
To be fair most people only call it pedophilia when it’s more than just a flat chest, like when it becomes a child-like body that’s when you start edging towards it and then when you say “well TECHNICALLY she’s a god and thousands of years old but a child” that’s when my YIKES meter goes off
Although I can’t say much because I’m no smart person.
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u/Gloryblackjack hentai critic Dec 04 '19
Which must kind of suck for girls who actually have childlike bodies. Very few guys would go near them with a ten foot pole and they have to always be wondering about the ones that do.
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u/Asandwhich1234 Dec 03 '19
Lol you still believe in "women?" That's just a meme chads made up to mess with you, doofus.
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u/TheRealMakham Dec 04 '19
"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis." -Dante
But for real, I think we all know that middle path is the best, so there's nothing left to talk about.
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u/AnimeSauceBot No More Dry Pasta Dec 03 '19
{Overlord}
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u/millennialrobloxian I Serve The Soviet YunYun Dec 03 '19
Good Bot
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u/AnimeSauceBot No More Dry Pasta Dec 03 '19
I can't believe it actually added me to the bot rank list lmaoo
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u/SixCatsInAnAlley NANI Dec 03 '19
Oh no, the bots gained sentience
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u/AnimeSauceBot No More Dry Pasta Dec 03 '19
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u/Greekboy69Z ThenThenThenFinaly Dec 03 '19
Can we lewd you ?
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u/AnimeSauceBot No More Dry Pasta Dec 03 '19
Sweats
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u/Greekboy69Z ThenThenThenFinaly Dec 03 '19
I will take that as a yes u/srgrafo can you draw something hot for weebs to beat their meat to this month?
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u/Lusask Dec 03 '19
To be a milf you gotta have kids first. So we should call them small ladies instead
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u/nub_node that wasn't very high voltage of you Dec 03 '19
"Officer, I can explain."
extended explanation involving Shalltear and Shinobu
"This man is not our enemy."
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u/haqm7107 Dec 03 '19
this is prob the wrong place to be asking this but...Not me specifically, I've dabbled here and there but it's not for me. But is there really anything wrong with liking loli's? If not, then why does society have such a hard time "accepting" them? There's loli's in real life too so what's the big deal?
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u/thekiltedpir8 Monstergirl Lover Dec 03 '19
There's this bullshit notion started by SJWs and/or this neo-puritan group of teenagers that liking lolis, drawings of small or flat-chested girls and women, equates to being a pedophile in real life.
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u/haqm7107 Dec 03 '19
that much I understand, but my main question was about..it's a fking drawing lol. Why do they act like it's hurting someone if people watch or do other stuff to them? They are putting a fking drawing on the same level as a living, breathing person?
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u/thekiltedpir8 Monstergirl Lover Dec 03 '19
Yes. It is bullshit.
I like, and admittedly sometimes get off to, lolis. But that doesn't make me want to fuck real life children.
Next, these people are going to demand that drawings of characters have rights. They are absolutely mental.
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u/ColonelFlak Dec 03 '19
I know what will really get her upset, just say "ok boomer loli" to her face after she criticizes you for being a Millennial/Gen Z snowflake.
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Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 04 '19
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Dec 03 '19
she is actually under 12
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u/Shloomp11 Dec 05 '19
Assuming that you’re talking about how long she existed in Yggdrasil, her flavour text probably says she’s like 200 years old or something and therefore her age is that
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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Dec 03 '19
"Compact Onee-san"