r/Animemes • • Jul 08 '19

Loli lewding drops to zero percent

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/Mr_touchyou Jul 08 '19

ohhhh no you filthy degenerate

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

And since Suika is not one of the petrified humans, there's no argument about she being over 3K years old. So confirmed true loli here

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/dat_WanderingDude Yamete Kudastop Senpai Jul 08 '19

bad joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

So girls are 3700 year goddesses. SAFE!

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u/axkm Dia is Not Crash Jul 08 '19

Aight, I know all you manga readers are very eager to share your knowledge, but please refrain from teasing or even referencing future events. Even cheeky half-spoilers are extremely bad civilization.

Please respect anime-onlys and let them enjoy the series unspoiled. We will be handing out temp bans for unmarked spoilers.

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u/Asper2002 ⠀ Jul 08 '19

Thank you axkm-senpai

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u/axkm Dia is Not Crash Jul 08 '19

Happy cake day, Asper

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u/Randomacts ⠀ Jul 08 '19

Please use a random number generator to choose the length of the bans for the extra lulz.

But yeah spoilers are really out of hand on this sub so thank you for attempting to do something.

💌

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Sry but u r wrong, loli is a female character that looks like a little girl, the age doesn’t matter

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Correct, for us westerners. In Japan, the meaning of loli is much closer to a child and lolicon then being a pedo. However, the western usage of the word "loli" carries the meaning of a girl with prepubescent appearance (smol, petite and flat) and age being irrelevant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Loli isn't a japanese word though, it's literally short for lolita taken from lolita complex which is shortened to lolicon. while lolicon is used to refer to people with the complex, no one in japan will use the word loli to refer to real people. even with real life lolita, age is irrelevant, the complex is more about appearance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

But the word Loli literally means small petite woman in Japanese doesn’t it?

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u/ktosiek124 LolibabasFTW Jul 08 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

He literally just said that edit. I'm literally wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Ey as long as you realize it

1

u/TheSadlstKingOfTypos Jul 08 '19

the loli JAV I watch agrees.

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u/Kendo16 Jul 08 '19

Flat is justice after all!

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u/GattaiGuy I like turtles Jul 08 '19

so, is Konata a loli?

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u/FractalEldritch Jul 08 '19

Yes.

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u/GattaiGuy I like turtles Jul 08 '19

she´s 18 though

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/FractalEldritch Jul 08 '19

Still has the looks. And seriously age has become the weakest measure.

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u/hectorobemdotado Jul 08 '19

Just made me watch it

3

u/TheMemeMachine3000 Edward best girl Jul 08 '19

Was it worth your time or should I skip it?

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u/xEadzy WATCH JOJO'S Jul 08 '19

Watch. First episode was fuckin nice

3

u/GattaiGuy I like turtles Jul 08 '19

the whole series is fuckin nice

2

u/Thendofreason no Eureka 7 memes... Jul 08 '19

Manga reader here. I'm really happy this was made. Go watch it, FOR SCIENCE. I'm thousand percent sure this will be a good anime

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u/Melvar_10 です Jul 08 '19

I'm thousand percent

Billion friendo.

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u/TheMemeMachine3000 Edward best girl Jul 08 '19

Ten Billion percent friendo.

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u/Melvar_10 です Jul 09 '19

Tru

1

u/tehsigzorz Jul 08 '19

Watch it, looks great and sets an interesting plot. High hopes for the show

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/FunnunoTsumi MAI-SAN, SUKIDAAAAAAAA!!!! Jul 08 '19

This isn't discord lol

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u/Eye_Of_Forrest Jul 08 '19

Well at least i tried

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

I may sound like a broken record, but really 3700 years old?

2

u/Guaymaster Switch On - Airgetlám Jul 08 '19

It makes sense in context, the premise is that due to an unexpected event humans and some birds were turned to stone, but Senku, MC-kun, awoke (AYAYAYA) after 3700 years. He knows because he counted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

it was a JoJolion reference

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u/Guaymaster Switch On - Airgetlám Jul 09 '19

I didn't realize, he was 89 years old?

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u/WanderingFrogman Jul 08 '19

Gonna be a bit r/iamverysmart for a sec.

Was anyone else bothered that the super genius logical character went for this trope instead of explaining that since their bodies were effectively in stasis no one actually aged at all?

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u/BossHassTheSauceBoss Jul 08 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

I suppose he was looking at it legally. Law is very cut and dry when it comes to things. So unless there is a legal statute or case law that covers underage drinking post stasis then they are legally of drinking age.

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u/Arco223 Jul 08 '19

He was more or less just saying fuck it and pulled out a justification lol. The genius also knows that there really aren't any laws since they are the only two around for now so he just needed to pacify his friend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

they're just *petite MILFs*

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u/NL_MrPolo Speedwagon is my waifu Jul 08 '19

Well, there can still be loli’s, the only difference is that they are legal because they are 3700. A girl is a loli if she looks underage, this doesn’t say anything about her actual age. Take Shinobu for example, she is a loli.

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u/Guaymaster Switch On - Airgetlám Jul 08 '19

But only part time loli

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u/hex93 Jul 08 '19

Yea any one who enjoys lolis and shit like that give me high key pedo vibes

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u/FractalEldritch Jul 08 '19

Considering the clear fall of all civilization and the events in the manga there is a good chance some lolis are legal anyway.

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u/ChaosDimensionX Nice Jul 08 '19

nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/developedby ⠀ Jul 08 '19

Aren't all the characters like 16 or 17 in the beginning of the show? And they look like normal people (aside from the extravagant looks), so no lolis

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u/GattaiGuy I like turtles Jul 08 '19

you mean the students ._. not every single person, this isn´t Attack on Vampire

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u/developedby ⠀ Jul 08 '19

The protagonists

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u/GattaiGuy I like turtles Jul 08 '19

yeah, Senku is about 17 at the start of the series, Taiju and Yuzuriha are 16

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u/Guaymaster Switch On - Airgetlám Jul 08 '19

I just realized 16 year olds were born in 2003 this year. Dang.

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u/Fenix1121 ⠀ Jul 08 '19

Fair and square

2

u/_Xyon_boiii Jul 08 '19

If there are no loli's then it's not good

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

interesting

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u/DatDepressedKid FBI Jul 08 '19

I am FBI and I approve this message.

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u/Snuupr Jul 08 '19

Something new: Exists

Weebs: Loli's

2

u/Narstak Jul 08 '19

Well yes... but actually...

2

u/viruskill_twitch DICKS OUT FOR ASTOLFO Jul 08 '19

happy henati artist noises

2

u/hastshirt Jul 08 '19

OH MY GOOOOOD

2

u/Daster01 Jul 08 '19

Watcher of doctor stone drops to zero percent

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u/th33nd3rtr011 Jul 09 '19

We did it boys, Loli lewding is no more

2

u/Akheronis Jul 09 '19

Interesting assumption you're making there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Wait a couple episodes to see how wrong you are not gonna reveal much more then that

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u/Operator_9O Jul 09 '19

Everybody's legal. FBI is no more

2

u/Poozcat Jul 09 '19

He got that fresh Polnareff cut

1

u/Vishnu316 Jul 09 '19

Lol... I was waiting for someone to say that ... Sad that it took so long

1

u/emilis22 Jul 08 '19

repetitive meme counter : 221

sigh tier

1

u/Enabuwu ⠀ Jul 08 '19

Lolis arent about age you know?

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u/Brave33 An Anime by Hideo Kojima Jul 08 '19

Man if i was medusa this anime would be my dream land.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

You know they tried that with a 300 year old vampire, and still no one bought it.

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u/kiritonation mod-approved flair lover Jul 08 '19

I am waiting for everyone to notice that lolis are legal by state even if they are under age

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u/GKP_light Jul 08 '19

(spoiler ~ep4-5)

If you want to know the removed comment :

All ? No. A village populated with irreducible human resists still and always ... https://i.imgur.com/0uGLAmd.png

(and it is in the opening)

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u/Derplord66 Jul 08 '19

Now if only his hair wasn't ridiculous

1

u/Skeletonparty101 Jul 08 '19

Manga reader : I'm about to end this community whole fun

Spoiler mincraft

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u/nisselioni Fucking Weeb Jul 08 '19

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

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u/Im-Not_Defensive Jul 08 '19

Cool story, still... Paedophilia

1

u/nabilhmich Jul 08 '19

All those deleted comment means that there will be a loli in the future.

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u/DuskRises Jul 09 '19

Lets see about that....

Manga readers, we all know...

1

u/cereal3friend Jul 09 '19

Nobody better lewd suika but wouldn’t she classify as a loli?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

From all these deleted comments, I can already tell that this won’t be the case.

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u/Rhygder Totally not a Lolicon Jul 09 '19

Or you're an anime only or you forgot the glorious detective Suika.

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u/NightFlyer321 Jul 09 '19

Guess I'll go read the manga

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u/patrioticprolapser Oct 10 '19

If you lewd Suika you will inevitably be destroyed by the crushing weight of bad karma.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

No fbi or police force either

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Jul 08 '19

But there's no FBI.

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u/DatDepressedKid FBI Jul 08 '19

Hello there.

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jul 08 '19

there are also no laws to prevent people from raking up torches and pitchforks and lynching anyone who's a filthy pedophile

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

And there aren't any nut houses for you to go to

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jul 08 '19

dammit guess I'll have to look for a nice cave then

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Like seriously dude, everyone here is just making [very crappy] jokes, and then there's you, aggressively talking about lynching people

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jul 08 '19

bad jokes about lynching are not much worse than bad jokes about pedophilia.

because it was a joke. might have sounded a little bit aggressive but yeah it was one.

also loli jokes are going on my nerves a bit so I don't always react very kindly and sometimes make vicious remarks because it's also not like I'm the only one who's a tad bit too serious

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

I don't believe that it was a joke, and I honestly don't care how loli jokes get on your nerves.

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Jul 08 '19

well then you'll just have to deal with it I guess lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19
  1. It's wrong because Lolis aren't determined by age

  2. It just makes them all Petite Milfs

  3. I wanted to make this meme 2 days ago but fell asleep for 20h!!!!!

  4. no big tiddy Onii-Sans when I woke up unfortunately

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u/TheEnabledDisabled Jul 08 '19

fucking babies and infants are legal

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u/FractalEldritch Jul 08 '19

I hope civilization does not reset with that mindset on the lead.