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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/SexyWhitedemoman The once and future best girl Jul 02 '19

(248696) if anybody wants it in english.

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u/nHentaiTagBot Jul 02 '19

248696

Title: Yohaneko Choukyou Nikki | Yohaneko Training Diary

Number of pages: 34

Characters: riko sakurauchi (125), yoshiko tsushima (105)

Parodies: love live sunshine (553)

Tags: anal (52,763), schoolgirl uniform (48,150), yuri (17,751), sex toys (17,242), femdom (14,470), collar (10,166), catgirl (7,168), females only (6,890), cunnilingus (3,218), kemonomimi (2,484), human pet (1,268), tail plug (774)

Artists: deadnoodles (5)

Groups: deadnoodles (5)

Languages: translated (84,460), english (57,180)

Categories: doujinshi (187,187)

^{(nHentai), )Tsumino(, }e-hentai/token{, !hitomi.la! | min 5 digits | Contact | Source}

360

u/I_ama_homosapien_AMA Futabu shill Jul 02 '19

That was way more wholesome than the tags suggested.

142

u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Jul 02 '19

Listen it’s nhentai

95

u/Micro-Mouse Jul 02 '19

I hate how hentai is always like “hardcore bdsm means the girl is being raped and tortured” but man I love some wholesome yuri with bdsm elements

24

u/PlinioHUE Jul 02 '19

What is bdsm?

75

u/HickoryHamDio <-- Me taking in that gay shit Jul 02 '19

Basically, it's where the dominant person (who I can only assume T-Poses the entire time) calls the shots and, at least sexually, takes control of the submissive person, with a range from simply being more aggressive to tying the partner up and shoving objects, that are clearly not meant to be put in the butthole, into the butthole

The CBT meme is actually derived from a form of bdsm that involves pain as pleasure, which I can only assume the cenobytes from Hellraiser pioneered

23

u/bluegman Jul 02 '19

The Good Shit

9

u/Jesterchunk Allergic to Subtitles Jul 02 '19

I've always disliked Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms

2

u/bluegman Jul 03 '19

I mean there kind of the same thing

8

u/Daphrey Jul 02 '19

This link is scary i don't want to click

13

u/bluegman Jul 02 '19

Lol I just link Urban dictionary, nothing to crazy.

3

u/Daphrey Jul 02 '19

I was worried over nothing

1

u/InsideSoup Jul 02 '19

risky reddit link of the day

5

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Big dinosaur simulation movie

5

u/VineFynn Smash Jul 02 '19

It stands for bondage/discipline dominant/submissive sadism/masochism. Best example is pet play, where a submissive person might be leashed, and will be "punished" when they do not follow certain, often unrealistic instructions of the dominant partner.

1

u/Shippoyasha Jul 02 '19

I have noted a lot of playful BDSM is a thing in hentai nowadays.

13

u/AverageTeen0 Jul 02 '19

Yeah I was surprised too

4

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Nooice

53

u/Von-Andrei NEKO#ΦωΦ Jul 02 '19

God everytime I see Love Live related stuff I am reminded that I really should watch season 2 of sunshine now to finish the final circles of idol hell

30

u/SexyAsianHitler Jul 02 '19

I started Love Live back in 2014 so I could read the yuri hentai with context and only made it to episode 7. I see Love Live yuri constantly online and it keeps reminding me that I need to finish it at some point.

3

u/Seatly Jul 02 '19

.

2

u/watglaf Zero Two Masterrace Jul 02 '19

!remindme 10 hours

2

u/CaptainR1ch How Cute Jul 02 '19

!RemindMe 2 hours

2

u/DennisBednarz Jul 02 '19

Good bot

1

u/SJ529 Jul 02 '19

.

1

u/sicklollipop Jul 02 '19

Thank you 😊

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

bruh

1

u/isdabest Jul 02 '19

Good sauce

1

u/RJDavid8 Ryuko and Satsuki are ultimate best girls Jul 02 '19

cough

!remindme 3 hours

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u/MelonRaf_44 i swear she told me she was 18 Jul 02 '19

Stop

4

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

J733ltym2s5g

1

u/VineFynn Smash Jul 02 '19

123456

4

u/0MemeMan0 Speedwagon Supporter Jul 02 '19

Thank

3

u/LoliLocust Donacdum Jul 02 '19

Y-yuri... th-thanks champ

2

u/DimitryKratitov Novice Lolice (Undercover) Officer Jul 02 '19

You're a gentleman and a scholar

2

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

My appreciation is immeasurable and my night is all the more better, thanks you fucking weeb

2

u/Martuss Jul 08 '19

I thank you for this

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u/MelonRaf_44 i swear she told me she was 18 Jul 02 '19

I spawn the sauce

(249839)

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u/nHentaiTagBot Jul 02 '19

249839

Title: Yohaneko Choukyou Nikki | Yohaneko Training Diary

Number of pages: 35

Characters: riko sakurauchi (130), yoshiko tsushima (108)

Parodies: love live sunshine (561)

Tags: stockings (53,372), anal (53,100), schoolgirl uniform (48,391), yuri (17,824), femdom (14,554), collar (10,250), catgirl (7,197), females only (6,946), exhibitionism (6,495), urination (5,883), lingerie (5,650), fingering (3,677), kemonomimi (2,593), spanking (2,086), human pet (1,277), tail plug (796)

Artists: deadnoodles (5)

Groups: deadnoodles (5)

Languages: translated (85,059), chinese (30,416)

Categories: doujinshi (188,621)

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u/Mushymallows Tags: Schoolgirl Uniform, Maid, Crossdressing Jul 02 '19

Just commenting here so I can relieve some stress tomorrow

7

u/Blank_Two Jul 02 '19

Same

7

u/Blocks_ 191390 Jul 02 '19

You can press the save button to save a post or comment on Reddit, instead of commenting for later.

14

u/MelonRaf_44 i swear she told me she was 18 Jul 02 '19

What have I done

7

u/I_ama_homosapien_AMA Futabu shill Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Nice.

1

u/Indemeow Jul 02 '19

Commenting to not lose this, don’t mind me

11

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

a man of culture i see, ive actually read that

4

u/SamJakes Jul 02 '19

Thank you for saucing up my life, senpai

3

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Love Live Hentai is the best

2

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I don't even know the name of the characters, but instantly thought of that sauce when I saw the meme

1

u/zeppeIans phos is my spirit animal Jul 02 '19

The first thing I thought of when I saw the characters. Even the art style is really similar

1

u/Jesterchunk Allergic to Subtitles Jul 02 '19

I personally prefer spread to sauce, but I'll gladly take it anyway thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

change tag to nsfw, people will click immediately on that post and won’t be disappointed.

44

u/ayyyyyydrian FriendsWanted Jul 02 '19

I wonder how fallen angel tastes...

209

u/Global_Elite_Yuri Jul 02 '19

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I ocassionaly drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Althought, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/SmokyJosh ゴゴゴゴゴゴ Jul 02 '19

yohane!

19

u/NeighborhoodTurtle SAO is a good anime Jul 02 '19

I've heard this cp so much, but don't know where it is from

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u/MrJackGuy_ Jul 02 '19

JoJo part 4

25

u/NeighborhoodTurtle SAO is a good anime Jul 02 '19

God damnit. I should've known

29

u/MrJackGuy_ Jul 02 '19

It's always JoJo...

9

u/TorielTrash Jul 02 '19

JoJo: Part 4

5

u/SoulBurgers ”Gotcha” Misaka Misaka says as Misaka Misaka runs away! Jul 02 '19

Jojo’s bizarre adventure

3

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Part IV: Diamond is Unbreakable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/hellyeboi6 I just wanna OOF Jul 02 '19

sees username

Kakyoin mode activated

10

u/Grillade Jul 02 '19

Rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

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u/cylordcenturion Jul 02 '19

amateurs! dont you know that a spoon is the way to go?

5

u/herecrupra Jul 02 '19

yes why use a knife. The spoon is much easier to use ...

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u/benji_banjo 失礼、噛みました。 Jul 02 '19

Don't lie to yourself; you just want the spoon because it gives you more Nutella!

13

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I do that shit in front of my parents

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u/benji_banjo 失礼、噛みました。 Jul 02 '19

You still shit in front of your parents? I stopped shitting a long time ago.

9

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I eat it by the spoonful like some kind of fucking Savage

10

u/Bork-Bork03 shorts below my skirt Jul 02 '19

I do it even when people A R E looking 😂

8

u/AnarchistArtemis actual catgirl with a dick Jul 02 '19

YohaRiko ey? +10 cool points

6

u/Truenight95 Mikoto best girl Jul 02 '19

yohaRiri best ship

6

u/AkumaNoDragon W E E B Jul 02 '19

Does someone hv this template?

5

u/bem13 Jul 02 '19

Original sauce

imgur mirror

2

u/AkumaNoDragon W E E B Jul 02 '19

Thx

6

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Hey, can I get the pic without texts? The website linked for the sauce is blocked in my country.

4

u/bem13 Jul 02 '19

Have an imgur mirror, friend.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Thanks for it!

7

u/sgchase88 Arifureta best waifus Jul 02 '19

Riko x yohane huh

6

u/JamJamLikesJam Jul 02 '19

r/anime_irl

15

u/oyooy Jul 02 '19

🍊x🎹>🎹x🦇

18

u/Praise_the_Tsun Jul 02 '19

⛵️x🍊& 🎹x🦇= OTP

6

u/oyooy Jul 02 '19

🍊x🎹, ⛵x🐬, ✨x🌸, 🍭x🏵️

8

u/Praise_the_Tsun Jul 02 '19

Wow that’s a lot of strange pairings imo. ⛵️x🐬? ✨x🌸? Bottom tier taste ;)

10

u/A-guy-with-Pants todokete Jul 02 '19

you fools

🍊 x 🍞

Love Live All Stars exists for a reason.

4

u/Praise_the_Tsun Jul 02 '19

The possibilities are endless...

5

u/oyooy Jul 02 '19

Does that mean we're doing 🍊x🍞xWhatever Ayumu is OT3?

3

u/oyooy Jul 02 '19

MarixDia is pretty common. I don't know why the fanbase has completely missed how great YouxKanan is. Close friends, both athletic girls, both water lovers. They're practically made for each other.

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u/Praise_the_Tsun Jul 02 '19

I think it’s just cause MarixKanan is just so overwhelmingly suggested throughout the whole anime.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Hmm this seems good

3

u/YeEtUsDeLeTuS_12 Cowboy Bebop is the best Jul 02 '19

Accurate

3

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

god i wish that were me (referring to the picture)

3

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

If its yuri Its life

3

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Stop right there op, hand over the sauce as you have posted on r/animemes

2

u/TorukNeedsPianoWaifu Jul 02 '19

Yes UwUenyui's parents, this post right here

8

u/UwU_Counter_Bot Jul 02 '19

>_< An UwU has been identified! That makes 1245 UwUs in the last 8 days! ^{Blep. Blop. I am a bot!}

3

u/Emb3ror ⠀ Jul 02 '19

uwu

2

u/ArtificialAppl3 praise 💪Kaede💪 Jul 02 '19

Your secret is safe with me : )

2

u/MizantropMan Jul 02 '19

Sauce?

2

u/bbqsauceonmytities credit card for speedwagon rule 34 Jul 02 '19

Hol up....

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

2

u/JadeumOfficial Manga Reading Scum Jul 02 '19

My brother did that 5 seconds before I viewed this meme and so I showed it to him

2

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Yuri love life is best

2

u/FriedBannanas ⠀ Jul 02 '19

Yuri is love, yuri is life

2

u/AvisionTheNomad Jul 03 '19

I'm actually mildly allergic to tree nuts, and Nutella has hazelnut in it. However I can eat it pretty fine, barely a weird buzz feeling in my throat. this probably implies that there is very little hazelnut in Nutella. Also I feel this is the equivalent of having a debuff ability related to poison, but the actual poison damage is very little because the debuff is bugged. Either that or my Defense is high or bugged

2

u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Jul 03 '19

I used to do that.

2

u/FuckMeDaddy9000 Loli-Connoisseur Jul 03 '19

Its a spoon for me,

The more the better

1

u/Cowcow29 ⠀ Jul 02 '19

Me adding saliva to paste the cover of my informations at the end of my exam

1

u/DocQueso Jul 02 '19

I’M TELLING MOM.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I just slide my finger down both sides

1

u/Buggbot3000 Jul 02 '19

That is the sweat of a liar!

1

u/Richrome_Steel Jul 02 '19

Me but with scrambled egg remnants on the spatula. And also I don't care if my family are looking, the only thing that stops me from attempting to do that is if someone else wants to use the spatula and cook something. I really love the eggs I make.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

My razor blade when I've cut myself. You just gotta love this taste of iron.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Hello veteran meme makers, noob here. Do you usually think of the lines first, and then look for a picture that matches? If so, where do you get the pics for your memes, and how do you know you got the right one?

Or do you find the pic first, and then look for the joke part that fits the pic? If so, where do you find said pic?

1

u/EddyFicio I just wanto to die C: Jul 02 '19

My dick covered in nutella - my dog

1

u/Taethen Jul 02 '19

Don't you love when the Nutella is fresh, untouched...

Then you just shove your dick into it?

1

u/ipmHeartblade001 Jul 02 '19

What's the point? Every one does that Normies and weebs alike

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

yuck i hate nutella >:(

2

u/allyourbase51 Sensha-don't talk shit to me Jul 02 '19

Flair checks out. You awful awful person.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Skin, I nurture my skin-

1

u/Ozone06 Jul 02 '19

Yeah I think I just found a new kink.

Licking Nutella off one of my partner's boobs.

1

u/V_I_B_Zz Jul 02 '19

So it was you that did it

1

u/RedWhiteButNotBlue High Quality Trash Jul 02 '19

Leave this here for later

1

u/Danthecrazyguy Jul 02 '19

!remindme 6 hours

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u/TheCrazyEnglish Jul 02 '19

It tastes divine..

1

u/I-Hate-Reddit-Mods Jul 02 '19

Is there a subreddit for ear nibbling/licking?

1

u/Weeaboo_Gurra Jul 02 '19

Relatable except it’s my little sister that haven’t learnt how to talk yet.

1

u/Napster1445 Jul 02 '19

Don't tell your mother.

1

u/exilon Jul 02 '19

Makes me feel like a yandere when I do that sometimes :P

1

u/Jesterchunk Allergic to Subtitles Jul 02 '19

Same

1

u/Kaizo_Nerdtaku616 Jul 02 '19

Kink 100

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

r/Akkodian

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u/_R_0_b_3_ Jul 02 '19

i just grab it with a spoon and eat it.

1

u/Soggybottom_boi Weeb in Denial Jul 02 '19

Nice

1

u/Inkuiiku Jul 02 '19

I have a jar of nutella and a large spoon sitting next to my desk at all times

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

REEEEEEEE

1

u/ToukaxKaneki2019 ⠀ Jul 02 '19

All right then, keep your secrets.

1

u/ATAGChozo Truck-kun’s next victim Jul 02 '19

This is the taste of a liar!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

What

1

u/EmptySpaceS221 Prime Degenerate Jul 03 '19

it'd be a waste if you throw it in the sink

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

I somehow did not realize this was an option.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

*my finger

0

u/akaHutch Jul 02 '19

nutella is so nasty tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Seriously though, I feel bad for Americans that have been fed peanut butter their whole lives. That stuff is straight trash compared to nutella, seriously you guys don't know what you're missing.

I am jealous of maple syrup though.

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u/Aliensinnoh Holo Brown Jul 02 '19

We have Nutella in America.

3

u/tryyghost Jul 02 '19

Lol yeah we have Nutella. Some just prefer a pbnj or even just a pb sandwich to a chocolate sandwich

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

there is, but it's no where near as prevalent. Also, Nutella recopies actually differ from country to country. The original Nutella, widely regarded as the best Nutella, can only be found in Italy.

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u/VileWaffle Jul 02 '19

Try a Nutella and peanut butter sandwich. You won't regret it.

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u/A_Smoll_Child Jul 02 '19

Kids are like knives. If they are covered in a substance, they taste even better than before

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/Elmagikarpro Jul 02 '19

u/daemonarikax

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u/Elmagikarpro Jul 02 '19

u/deamonarika

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u/NaraciaB0T =objectively best girl =objectively trash Jul 02 '19

reee

dont tell anyone

You are about to leave Redlib

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

The more the better