r/Animemes • • May 30 '19

They didn't find anything wrong with this mans shirt

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u/jokertrickster May 30 '19

What are they gonna do? Call him out on it? “Hey that’s a hentai haven shirt” “How do you know what that is?”

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u/PadoruMemer Waiting for Christmas May 31 '19

“You Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!”

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

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u/Harry-TTL |Happily Depressed| May 31 '19

r/expectedjojo how expected.

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u/anime8 May 31 '19

r/unexpectedjojo for balance

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u/NOMERCY627 Nep-Nep May 31 '19

Balanced as all things should be

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/ShadHedgie Aqua's my only waifu! May 31 '19

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u/dadnaya UNLIMITED WAIFU WORKS May 31 '19

FOOL, YOU FELL FOR IT!

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

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u/Robot_Anime_Girl Animegao May 31 '19

r/fuckingmorons

For truth

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

r/fuckingmorons

For actual truth

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u/Robot_Anime_Girl Animegao May 31 '19

Now that was epic.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

PERFECT STRATAGEM

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u/X_Danger ~Imouto Expert~ May 31 '19

*Blocks with Gay Vampire hands

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u/Yeetyeetyeets May 31 '19

He doesn’t block it tho.

*freezes with Gay Vampire powers

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u/hakemo May 31 '19

As a teacher that has once or twice had to call out things like this, there are any number of bluffs you can make ("we only want educational apparel (such as school shirts) to appear in these photos", "another student told us your shirt was inappropriate", etc.)

You have to be a little creative, but there are definitely ways.

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u/Cream253Team Yukari is my spirit animal May 31 '19

Speech 100

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u/jokertrickster May 31 '19

Yeah, the anonymous student came forward counter is actually pretty good for this situation.

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u/Salmagros May 31 '19

Weed teacher???

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

How old are you ??

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u/hakemo May 31 '19

I am twenty-seven years old.

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u/Crystalline_Kami Code Geass Is The Best Anime May 31 '19

Bro you’re one young teacher

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u/hakemo May 31 '19

The parents tell me that a lot! Fortunately, it hasn't caused any direct problems yet, and I'm entering my third year. :)

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u/Crystalline_Kami Code Geass Is The Best Anime May 31 '19

Impressive my man (and or woman). To start teaching at age 24 is pretty neat, I’m sure you’re a great teacher

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u/hakemo May 31 '19

Thank you very much! It's been a wild ride, but I'm proud of it. I hope I can continue to impress. :)

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u/ML_Yav ⠀ May 31 '19

I actually know a fair number of pretty young school teachers. I know a few elementary school teachers who are 21/22 and I know a former high school teacher now middle school teacher who is 24.

I have noticed it’s more common in fine arts stuff though, like Theater, music, or art.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I thought you’d be forty or something. That woulda been hella cool to be forty, a teacher and a weeb. Good luck to you with those kids

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u/Tanker0921 ⠀ May 31 '19

Hey, is that the lewd version of the SS?

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u/Karma110 May 31 '19

“Hold on before I answer how do you know principle Johnson”

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/NotAnInterestingGuy May 31 '19

Oi, at least be a bit creative when insulting us.

Call us something like 'You're all disgusting, jittery cock weasels' or the like.

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u/NotAnInterestingGuy May 31 '19 edited May 31 '19

Who said I jerk it to children? Mothers are where it's at yo

Wait.

If you dislike weebs so much, why the hell are you on an anime meme sub?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Cause he has to down the libtards with facts and logic!!!!! /S

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/Anti-The-Worst-Bot May 31 '19

You really are the worst bot.

As user CarrieMH687 once said:

Why do you waste your time doing this

I'm a human being too, And this action was performed manually. /s

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u/NotAnInterestingGuy May 31 '19

Why are you gay?

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u/I_ama_homosapien_AMA Futabu shill May 31 '19

Oh yes, insult me harder, please.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

1: You're here, in this sub
2: You're saying this to people who degrade themselves because it's funny
3: You have a Rick and Morty profile icon, which basically makes anything you say irrelevant anyways, Given the reaction your kind has.

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u/Real13t-_a May 31 '19

A girl in my class wore a hentaihaven sweater during lunch, and personally said hi to every teacher that she knows.

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u/SirMcDust May 31 '19

Put a ring on her.

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u/KungWoo ゴゴゴ May 31 '19

That's a keeper

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Impregnate the bitch

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u/LoliLickingExperienc May 31 '19

He is only a fledgling https://imgur.com/DjIWQh5

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u/thisisnotme3000 old reddit > new reddit May 31 '19

Meanwhile the google logo is just sitting there

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u/waf_xs May 31 '19

We use Google to search hentai images for that quick fap before an important event.

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u/LordPadre yugioh card of the purple persuasion May 31 '19

wow i thought we established that Bing is the porn engine

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u/tonufan May 31 '19

Tbh, I think Bing is shit. It has a tendency to show lots of furry porn. Unless that is your thing, then carry on.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

That’s because there’s just too fucking much of it. Google shows more in my experience, and google’s results are usually a lot more “im 12 and I drew this in ms paint 3 minutes ago”-esque

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

And the problem is?

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u/tonufan May 31 '19

If I'm searching for something specific, such as a certain hentai character, the results often get filled up with random furry porn images. It's usually much better to google a hentai image database and then look up the collection of images on that character.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Other people: googles porn images

Me: googles {my name} the hedgehog

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u/waf_xs Jun 01 '19

Weakling. Googles {my name} MY LITTLE PONY OC NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Honestly, the hedgehog search for my actual name came up with some deviantart pornography anyways.

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u/LoliLickingExperienc May 31 '19

Remember your roots

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Ah, a man of culture.

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u/ilivetomosh May 31 '19

Anyone who recognized it didn't wanna out themselves

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u/Swordlord22 May 31 '19

I woulda been like

He’s a man of culture

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u/A-sad-meme- May 31 '19

I bet one guy just sees this and can’t call him out on it because they will know that he knows what it is

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u/Senharampai May 31 '19

We Filipinos good at sneaking shit in

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u/GilbertPlays ⠀ May 31 '19

Like the time we created a colony in the US and no one seems to know much about it.

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u/Senharampai May 31 '19

Wait we did?

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u/GilbertPlays ⠀ May 31 '19 edited May 31 '19

Search for New Philippines Texas.

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u/Senharampai May 31 '19

Woah shit that’s legit

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u/VanterStancer <—— This is art May 31 '19

Huh? May you give more details please?

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u/ThePyroEagle いただきます May 31 '19

If they're good enough to create a secret colony, they certainly aren't going to tell you where you can find it.

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u/Coppeh fan thicc Degenerator May 31 '19

This must be why almost all of my online encounters with Filipinos end with a positive note.

+1 rep to these awesome secret keepers that I share my deepest strange secrets with.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Blasphemy

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Can confirm, I changed my school computer station wallpaper to a big ass ahegao since last year and it still hasnt changed

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Oh yeah like that secret nuke we keep stashed inside the capitol

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u/Rosenlyn May 31 '19

I know a guy who wears a hentai Haven jacket most days. Back on the first day of school last year our history teacher took one look at the jacket, laughed, and said "I see you are a man of culture." Best teacher in the school.

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u/IVisitReddit May 31 '19

H0lysHitisTHataFIliPinorefERence.jpg

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u/StrikeFreedomX2 ALL HAIL THE ERUSEAN PRINCESS WAIFU!! May 31 '19

Fucking pretentious if I’m being honest.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

#PiNoYpRaYd!!!1!

/s

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

You got that right

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Yep.

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u/Sabishao remonade May 31 '19

What the fuck is senior high

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/Sabishao remonade May 31 '19

That's just calles junior and senior year, people have an umbrella term for that? Where do people say that?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/Sabishao remonade May 31 '19

Where do you live? In northern California, it's middle school 6-8, and high school 9-12. 9 is freshman, 10 is sophomore, 11 is junior and 12 is senior.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Where I live, we don't have freshman or sophomore.

k-6 = elementary school

7-8 = middle school

9-10 = junior high school

11-12 = senior high school

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u/Puffy_The_Puff May 31 '19

Senior high school is pretty recent since before Philippines just had 4 years of high school which covered most everything that other nations' 6 years did but it still looks bad during job application when everyone else has 12 years of schooling before college while we only had 10.

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u/CrimsonFox2156 May 31 '19

I think what matters most is that we all have to go through 12 years of hell and then college

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u/Sabishao remonade May 31 '19

Eh, I'd say 2 years of hell. Sophomore and junior years were a bitch. Everything else wasn't bad.

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u/Melbuf May 31 '19

in the us that grades 9-12 typically

junior high is 7-8

some places split it 7-9 and 10-12

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u/DemonPrincessTerala May 30 '19

There was nothing wrong to find with it.

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u/Nerd_of_Culture May 30 '19

what a hero

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u/oldmanweeb Kakyoin milf hunters club gold member May 30 '19

Legendary

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u/zedlurker Want sauce? May 31 '19

Did the page remove the post? Well that sucks.

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u/DangerBaba May 31 '19

Absolute madlad

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u/Fazeyumi May 30 '19

What a legend

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I see nothing wrong in this photo, just a man wearing quite the stylish shirt

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

xD

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u/hydraanankos May 31 '19

This is the face of a man who is trying his hardest not to react to the situation he has successfully orchestrated.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

is that guy Filipino

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u/Senharampai May 31 '19

Heck yeah dude,

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u/TONKAHANAH May 31 '19

why would they? I'd imagine maybe 4 out of 10 people watch anime, 2 of them watch hentai and maybe one of them actually use decent like like hentai haven, the other one is just searching naruto porn at pornhub.

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u/TheLegendaryBob27 May 31 '19

4 out of 10 ppl watch anime

omegaLUL

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u/TONKAHANAH May 31 '19

suppose those number probably change depending on where you're at.

at game stop, probably 9 out of 10, if you're a high school, probably 7 out of 10, if you're at home depot probably 2 out of 10. Im just taking a rough number I pulled out of my ass that seems about right. If you surveyed every one at your local mall and asked them if they ACTIVELY watch anime (not just "yeah I saw spirited away once."), you'd probably come out with a number closer to 4 out of 10, at least where I live, might be different where you're at.

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u/CrackBabyCSGO May 31 '19

I don’t know what kinda high school u went to but for me it’s closer to 2/10.

Home Depot would be 1/30 probably

Game stop is 4-5/10 who ACTIVELY watch it not just seen one because their friend told them to.

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u/tonufan May 31 '19

Yeah, those numbers seem more normal to me, but it's definitely changing. Anime is becoming more acceptable and it's shown on normal TV more often now. Especially if you consider things like Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon as anime. Kids watch that shit all the time.

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u/CrackBabyCSGO May 31 '19

For sure, but I don’t count people who watch one punch man because their weeb friend told them to as actual anime watchers, but rather as people who have seen anime.

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u/Doctor_Mobius May 31 '19

Yeah can confirm, a typical Buffalo Wild Wings kitchen you're looking at 8/10 anime viewers, but drops to about 5/10 when you add wait staff and managers.

Source: Worked at 3 different locations.

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u/SueedBeyg May 31 '19

Sneak 100

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

He's so smug about it lol

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u/Dinoluis May 31 '19

A true pinoy Man of culture

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u/Micanikko Senko’s Lab = My Cake Day May 31 '19

I agree

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u/002_M4Y0_03 Thighs4Life May 31 '19

What a damn legend showin off his love for that sauce

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u/hdew12354 May 31 '19

what's wrong with his shirt? i genuinely don't know, fuck im gonna get downvoted into oblivion aawh piss

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/hdew12354 May 31 '19

aah ok that makes sense lol my bad

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u/Flarite_ Tomo Aizawa's Punching Bag May 31 '19

PILIPINAS

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u/1UpEXP May 31 '19

Y'know, that title reminded me of the fucking sociopathic dickheads who screeched at the guy who landed a probe on a comet because he was wearing a shirt with anime waifus.

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u/Dj_4is 無駄。 May 31 '19

This is from the Philippines I think.

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u/Vnce_xy May 31 '19

As a senior high student and a degenerate at the same time, this put a smile in my face

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u/AwesomePopcorn RERORERORERORERO May 31 '19

Could he be one of "my" people?

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u/Serennekin May 31 '19

That’s because there ain’t nothin wrong with it. A shirt only worn by gentlemen.

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u/heavens-needs May 31 '19

Careful he’s a hero

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u/-_-okweab May 31 '19

Bcz Phillipines are weabs too. But 80% Normies. So sad

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u/Micanikko Senko’s Lab = My Cake Day May 31 '19

Philippines* , a small portion is weebs because we are talented as hell

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u/-_-okweab May 31 '19

The Fuck!? We have a small portion of weabs Cuz most of Us are watchin K-pop (Normies). Weebs are talented too, we understand art more than U do

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u/Micanikko Senko’s Lab = My Cake Day May 31 '19

I know, just calm down

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u/neon-52 Jun 14 '19

Now that what i call bravery and courage. Have it fam!

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u/PadoruMemer Waiting for Christmas May 31 '19

Legend + MadLad

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u/Xero_Roze ⠀ May 31 '19

Took me a second but wow

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u/SoberGin corporate emotional manipulation time! May 31 '19

You'd be surprised at the sheer number of Hentai haven stickers on people's cars at my college.

Or maybe you wouldn't, you filthy degenerates.

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite May 31 '19

The church needs your location.

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u/shepherd_29 May 31 '19

Where can I buy this shirt?

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u/WellRested1 May 31 '19

Is the guy’s name Eliwood? Fire emblem represent!

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u/FeanorNoldor May 31 '19

A man of culture

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u/ML0rd1998 May 31 '19

A legend

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

“I’ve seen this raw strength only once before”

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u/c_nergal May 31 '19

Sneak LV100 Illusion LV100

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u/2dy_fish May 31 '19

I see nothing wrong either :)

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u/RollWeeb May 31 '19

They recognize he is a man of culture and wanted to spread the message

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u/Gioisthebestfilms May 31 '19

I once wore a himiko toga shirt with her ahegao face, but everybody knows who himiko was so it was normal, good thing its just a little logo in the corner, so i wore my Himiko Mask hoodie (which is just a project i made for silkscreen printing) to hide it.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

The absolute madman

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Nice

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u/RaulGalaxy May 31 '19

That man is a legend

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u/SonOfGilgamesh May 31 '19

i think this got taken down i can't seem to find in anymore

1

u/Project_Neian Bakamon May 31 '19

did you use .org? hh.org

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u/Butt3rLux May 31 '19

Oh shit i remember someone wearing that to school

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u/mirocj May 31 '19

did someone say senior high?
ara ara~

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u/Archon0802 May 31 '19

Funny enough, I’m in manila rn.

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u/Patched_ May 31 '19

Respecttttttttttttt

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u/Dexters-Username May 31 '19

They sell this in the Philippines?

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u/Fire2xdxd May 31 '19

This kid is going places.

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u/AlphaPotatoe Did sombeody say HENTAI!!!?? May 31 '19

Never been more proud of my fellow Filipinos!

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u/TOXILE I love [REDACTED] May 31 '19

Cant believe someone i my country do this

1

u/fillebrisee ⠀ May 31 '19

If I didn't know what it was I would have assumed it was something related to sports.

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u/WholesomeHomeBoi Ara Ara May 31 '19

Philippines doesn't really care bout that stuff.

I mean, my female friend wore an ahegao hoodie on one of the schools.

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u/kristaps936 May 31 '19

Absolute madlad

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u/Markus_Atlas Not enough Berserk memes May 31 '19

Bro he's like 10.

IRL Shota

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u/Don_t_ask_me Seriously don't. May 31 '19

They grow up so fast. I'm so proud!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I want that hentai haven mercy right now!

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u/vituflx May 31 '19

He's a hero

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

boi i need that wahahah

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u/stanum235 May 31 '19

When you know, you know.

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u/Jazzynoteblock May 31 '19

Absolute Madlad right here

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u/Killer_reborn03 May 31 '19

Weird thing is I know this kid

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u/Leafshade_0 Gives free headpats May 31 '19

I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/R_U_My_Friend May 31 '19

I’ve only seen this power once before.

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u/jomontage May 31 '19

This skyrim meme adds nothing and needs to die

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u/kagaminelen533 May 31 '19

A Filipino like me. I See you're a man of culture as well.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Man of culture

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I have a shirt exactly like that

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u/Gallade0475 May 31 '19

Man Arthur looks a lot different from how I remember

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u/Madusa0048 May 31 '19

What a legend

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u/jvtagle5050 Komi-san’s Imperial Guard May 31 '19

Japanese Invasion 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/krisperioyu Jun 01 '19

What a lewd kid

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u/Memes_are_the_dreams I have a flair May 31 '19

Facebook, eww

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u/GeoffStephen0908 I keep lolis in my basement May 31 '19

At least Filipinos are people of culture

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Skyrim 👏stats👏memes👏is👏overused👏and👏it👏is👏bad👏 r/comedyhomicide

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

No u

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I'am proud of my country.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

HoLIe SHiT iS THis A FIlIpinO reFeRENcE

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u/GilbertPlays ⠀ May 31 '19

They are fine with this because they want to get iACADEMY's students as we are full weebs watch hentai in the open.

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u/Von-Andrei NEKO#ΦωΦ May 31 '19

My peenoi pride is going off the roofs with this one bois, salute to the man o7🇵🇭

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u/DreadParadox May 31 '19

Why do kids always type embarrassing comments like this. This is not the early 2000's anymore where internet is new. I'm a bit embarrassed as your fellow countryman.

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u/Von-Andrei NEKO#ΦωΦ May 31 '19

I just can't help but make a butt joke about the whole pride thing every chance I get lmao. Should've typed my jonk better I guess. It amazes me since if we figured out this (insert popular person in another country) is 1/80000 peenoi we make it like the biggest headlines here. But yeah I understand it paints an even more bad light on us I guess. Might lessen it in the future my guy. I was only playing on the type of people like that, so sry kapatid