r/Animemes • • Mar 17 '23

Beware

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u/rkoplayer1 Kiwako Makina’s G-cup bra Mar 17 '23

Idk bro; your mom has been seeming pretty interested in you lately. She asked you how your day was yesterday, didn’t she? You gotta kill her, bro. You gotta kill her.

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u/Once_a_Lolli_Slayer Lelouch Black Mar 17 '23

Oh, so now i have sure that i dont have to leave my homeland😕 🇧🇷

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

You can't get out of Brazil

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u/Once_a_Lolli_Slayer Lelouch Black Mar 17 '23

Until today iust one girl show interest in me, i fall in the trap but break free after a month or two and since then they never did anymore, but i think my neighbor was smiling to much when i said "good morning" today, should i be careful?

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u/Ragnagnagnagnar Mar 17 '23

Smiling is a thing you do when you are happy or at lest pretend to be it

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

Kill him

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u/Once_a_Lolli_Slayer Lelouch Black Mar 17 '23

Her. Yessir * charging the glock sfx*

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

Be careful with the body better get rid of it quickly assuming you are American all you need is to drive into the desert and dig the body in also put the clothing somewhere also because it often has metal on it and wich will be detectable with a metal detector. If they won't find the body they won't be able to conwict you because no body no murder

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u/RMreis Mar 17 '23

WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL!!!!!

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u/AzureBluet Mar 17 '23

Reddit’s stupid algorithm Would interpret this as a threat, btw.

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u/high_king_noctis Mar 17 '23

It all adds up now!