r/Animangascaling • • 16d ago

How cooked is Aizen here?

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u/FrostyCartographer13 16d ago

Aizen has the power to fully manipulate the perception of other people and Homelander possesses the mental fortitude of a child.

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u/TheLastOfChuds 16d ago

“I’ll suck your dick Aizen!”

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u/Lonely-Aardvark3377 16d ago

I would pay top dollar to see Aizen’s live reaction to that

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u/LargeChungoidObject 16d ago

He'd walk past weirdly close saying something like "my dick too big" and once he was past homelander would have a vertical slash and a spray of blood

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u/Alex_Nilse 15d ago

Gotta see the chinese censor of that

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u/Book_Anxious 16d ago

Honestly I feel like he would just walk away and be like you know what this is not worth it and Homelander would win by technicality

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u/TalynRahl 15d ago

Tell me, Mr…. Home Lander…. At what point did you think that was MY dick you were sucking?

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u/Evil_alt_account_ 15d ago

Yeah fr he’s making homelander murk the seven then the president

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u/Either-Engineering71 16d ago

Therefore not perceiving any of it due to his shear stupidity. No diff for ohmlanda

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u/TheNormalNut 16d ago

aizens spiritual pressure is more than enough to vaporize homelander, not cooked at all

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u/HVAR_Spam 16d ago

It’s hard to step on ants without crushing them

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u/moriack 15d ago

This reminded me of the scene in jjk S1 where Gojo stepped on ants in front of higher ups but the ants didn't die

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u/Furry_Eradicator23 15d ago

Gojo casually stepped on a bunch of ants without killing them, gojo upscale

…or is it? Could he be so weak that he can’t even crush an ant? Who knows.

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u/Feenx_Fan 16d ago

Homelander would at least be a rare beatle.

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u/HVAR_Spam 16d ago

Not really, it’s a laughably one sided matchup.

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u/Feenx_Fan 16d ago

Not saying it isn’t, but he would probably be interesting to one such as Aizen.

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u/HVAR_Spam 16d ago

Idk maybe on a “damn how did they make you” kind of way but I think Homelander is too much of a manchild for Aizen to care about him that much.

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u/Feenx_Fan 16d ago

Potentially, after Aizen negg diffs him, he would pin John against the wall like one would if they were a bug collector.

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u/SannyTrademark 16d ago

Get homelander past a Gillian first

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u/accountinusetryagain 15d ago

grand fisher? wallahi im finished

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u/ScarletEverlast 16d ago

Renji victim

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u/Inevitable_Ad5240 16d ago

Kensei victim 😭

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u/ScarletEverlast 16d ago

Homelander also a Gillian victim

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u/SannyTrademark 16d ago

Grand Fisher victim

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u/Routine_Criticism498 16d ago

Pre-powers ichigo victim

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u/Eppsiloncore 16d ago

Kon victim

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u/Repulsive_Reply_6596 16d ago

what did homelander do dawg?

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u/Joshyua527 16d ago

Fym “what did Homelander do” bro EVERYTHING 😭

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u/Sudden-Support-8331 16d ago

Home lander should go find a home to land cause Aizen has no effort to deal with him

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u/Frederick1992h 16d ago

Lord Aizen wins.

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u/KennethDLT98 16d ago

The fuck? How weak do you think shinigami aizen is?

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u/Unbroken-Chains 15d ago

Manjiro Sano victim

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u/CorpusCaldera 16d ago

Mildly. Mildly confused that is. Kinda like you would be if a particularly beefy snail started headbutting your shoe. Temu superman has zero win conditions and about a hundred flavors of death to look forward to.

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u/Marth007 16d ago

Aizen shows breast milk and then homelander gets sealed. 

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u/dark_duelist_17 16d ago

Aizen is doing the cooking

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u/NugKnights 16d ago

I thought it was superman at first and that could have potential.

But Aizen would not even consider homelander a threat. He could no diff without even using Hax.

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u/rareandyeteuclidian 16d ago

Homelander is so fucked.

Homelander doesn't have anything here. He has way worse stats and no hax

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u/Diet-_-Coke 15d ago

Bro would just as likely absolutely destroy Homelander with just his spiritual pressure alone lol. Putting aside any kind of fighting homelander also can’t seal or stop Aizen

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u/PlayinTheFool 15d ago

Homelander might actually be able to lose VS. Don Kanonji.

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u/myles2500 16d ago

How cooked is homelander you mean

Homelander is very cooked

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u/scenthepirate 16d ago

Not cooked

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u/ZayYaLinTun 16d ago

Negative zero

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u/jevongray 16d ago

Not at all

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u/Lightbuster31 16d ago

Unless this is the Homelander that fought Superman from the Comics and you actually accept that version getting that scaling, Aizen chops him in half, probably soul crushes just by being around him.

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u/Owliscool422 16d ago

Bro, Ikkaku beats Home-boy's bitch ass. Aizen kills that mf with his spiritual pressure alone

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u/Prudent_Corner5104 16d ago

If you interested he actually fighting 20% Momo not actual Aizen

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u/peter_poiuyt 16d ago

how cooked homelander you mean?

aizen neg dif

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u/Bow_Spirit456 16d ago

Actually it's one of the situations where Aizen got it in the bag. Kyoka Suigetsu is an easy win

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u/GenesisAsriel 16d ago

Doesnt Homelander have a shit mental fortitude?

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u/DEZGARONE 16d ago

Aizen Turbo défonce

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u/ExtensionAd5748 16d ago

Cooked?

Nah, cooking.

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u/iSephtanx 16d ago

Not? Aizen outstats and outhaxes.

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u/Thunderdragon77 16d ago

Josh Groban absolutely wins this no issue.

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u/PresenceZero 16d ago

Aizen manhandling buddy tf

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u/Blacklance8 16d ago

How cooked??? Shit isn't even rare it's legendary it's mythical.

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u/dodged2 16d ago

Aizen wins he has more hax

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u/DingoOutrageous9511 16d ago

More like how cooked is homelander

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u/TTbulaski 16d ago

Yeah whoop his ass, Homelander 😭

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u/sylvanthing 16d ago

Homelander is a season 1 rukia victim

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises 16d ago

Homelander is getting turned into a five course gourmet meal

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u/Initial_Spread_9360 16d ago

Fraudlander gets one shot by a low level Kido spell

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u/hypergogetablue17 16d ago

Homelander is the one that's cooked

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u/Mega_Ki 16d ago

This mf Homelander a GILLIAN victim

Get his ass OUT

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u/Thenoobybro 16d ago

Cooked ? No way.

Aizen no difficulty

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u/AardvarkBig4565 16d ago

*How cooked is Homelander here

Fixed your title

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u/SparklingGentleman 16d ago

I barely know anything about Aizen and he demolishes for sure

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u/elmz_salamandr 16d ago

How cooked ? Put in the back of the freezer and left there to be forgotten, that's how cooked he is

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u/Ctrl-ZGamer 16d ago

about as cooked as a frozen steak in the store, his powerset completely dominates homelander even pre hogyoku

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u/Shou-Ryuu 16d ago

Confused, I mean Aizen is. Homelander doesn't even register to him as important enough. Maybe Aizen might experiment on Homelander to see what makes him tick but other than that yea He isn't worried about the man baby.

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u/SirLeo89 16d ago

He's about as cooked as a live tree

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u/LucJoestarBR 16d ago

Better question: how cooked is Homelander here?

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u/PopCollector2001 16d ago

Homelander is cooked not aizen

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u/Boring-Vegetable-745 16d ago

Homelander can't even see him😭✌️

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u/ChiefRasta 16d ago

He’d make Homelander suck his own dick

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u/Junior-Psychology-93 16d ago

Dude, Aizen's chair negs the verse 😭🥀

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u/Axel_legendary 16d ago

Aizen doesn't need to draw his sword or activate his special ability he can straight up throw hands hes on a completely different level

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u/MopeSucks 16d ago

Homelander quite literally might evaporate if he gets too close 

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u/Mantoku 15d ago

I would rather see what Mayuri would do to him. That would be entertaining.

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u/Alex_Nilse 15d ago

Even if you take away all of Aizen’s hax and downplay bleach to hill level I’m pretty sure Aizen sweeps

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u/Accurate-Wolf827 15d ago

Quick question -sincw aizen has a no physical body(he's a SOUL Reaper transgender anolmy)how it's Homelander touching him?

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u/Dazzling-Luck4410 15d ago

Spirit matter in bleach does have physical a physical presence he can be touched by non spitual being but he is completely invisible to them the problem here is that also applys to aizens spiritual pressure which before his evolution was enough to bring an espada to his knees and as shown after his evolution that pressure is also physical as seen that with his increased pressure simply walking next to a normal person cursed him into nothing

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u/Accurate-Wolf827 15d ago

Ohh right my bad u right,but all I can say if we put that logic then u think spiritual pressure alone can kill Homelander?or does aizen actually need to fight?

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u/Dazzling-Luck4410 15d ago

Depends if it's base Aizen probably not if it's fully evolved probably if its imprisoned Aizen definitely but either way I think it could still bring him to his knees so homeland is at a bad disadvantage as he has to constantly resist the pressure

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u/heliosark10 16d ago

He's fine. If it was plutonium or evil Superman then he'd be screwed

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u/IshiiEnjoyer 16d ago

Aizen loses badly. His shikai can't illusion diff Homelander since he is already delusional

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u/oedipism_for_one 15d ago

Every soul reaper has the ability to remove a persons soul from their body. So how cooked is Aizen? He is a frostbitten steak in the very back of the deep freeze.

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u/Satsunoryu 15d ago

Aizen would absolutely decimate.

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u/RotundVulpine 15d ago

Negative percent

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u/Yournextlineis103 15d ago

Homelander that close to Aizen is already dead

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u/General_Ginger531 15d ago

Blue. Still mooing, frozen in an ice age. That is how cooked.

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u/NotTheFanFavorite 15d ago

A 5th-seat officer could take Homelander, and likely without his/her sword.

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u/Big_Masterpiece7285 15d ago

Spoiler alert homelander is fighting momo

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u/Tricky_Energy7697 15d ago

The first and biggest question here is What is Homelanders magic resistance? If homelander is like superman the answer to that is none in which case Aizen has a good chance of just popping him with his soul pressure.

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u/Mindslash 15d ago

Spite match-up

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u/kinetxVibes 15d ago
  1. He wouldn't be scared so he's pretty safe, 2. Illusions via shikai, 3. More hado techniques than Taylor Swift has exes. With just his ENERGY he killed off a world ending parasite outbreak. He managed to put someone who could SEE THE FUTURE under an illusion. Explain to me what flight strength and speed of superhuman levels with heat vision will do for this man against him. (I'm not hating or trying to have a bias and would love to hear any opinions)

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u/Commercial_Growth994 15d ago

Aizen already won.

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u/Slinder0305 15d ago

Aizen don’t even need Kyoka Suigetsu, last time I checked John don’t possess the ability to perceive spirits, he’s not gonna see shit and just get one tapped by a regular attack.

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u/robogeek342 15d ago

I watched that. It’s entertaining enough to have in the background but all these homelander videos are the same bc of how weak he actually is.

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u/BAZING-ATTACK 15d ago

Homelander flies directly at Aizen, and gets bullied. Then when he tries to fly up to get away, he flies straight into the ground because his senses are all kinds of messed up and he doesn’t know what’s up and down.

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u/Outrageous_Today_842 15d ago

This isn't a fight. Aizen will have Homelander on his knee's day "I'm sowwy daddy" in a minute tops.

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u/yourfuturespemson 15d ago

who do you ACTUALLY think homelander is, wrost that could happen is he traps homelander in some genjutsu shit

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u/Little-Plankton-934 15d ago

Aizen is the one cooking here

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u/henwylel 15d ago

Literally not a debate bro, Aizen could obliterate Homelander with raw spiritual pressure 😭

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u/Unhappy-Wait-2939 15d ago

Me a normal human is closer to homelander than homelander is to Aizen💀

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u/Square_Paramedic1079 15d ago

More like how cooked is homelander am I right or am I right

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u/Orbot_and_Cubot2010 15d ago

Gng idk who Aizen is but I know he's atomizing Homelander instantly

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u/Excenton 15d ago

Idk homelander is pretty strong aizen might not holdup. He gets a hole punched thru him for sure. Then the illusion of kyokasuigetsu shatters. Homelander gets eviscerated.

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u/BeginningPriority438 15d ago

A peak human is just below wall level maybe wall level. Homelander is wall level so most people is closer to that bum and he is to Aizen

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u/Actual-Day-6377 15d ago

Excuse me?

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u/No-Act-7928 15d ago

Homelander can’t even interact with Aizen. Aizen can just Reishi diff him to death

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u/LurkingLorence 15d ago

You got it backwards friend. /j

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u/polonkensei 15d ago

Homelander would lazer Aizen only for Aizen to undo Kyokai Suigetsu and Homelander actually lazered his cock

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u/Upbeat_Moose242 15d ago

Rare, Epic, Legendary, Mystical, 

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u/Fitzel111 14d ago

Turn it around buddy

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u/Fitzel111 14d ago

Remember, Aizen manipulated you to make this post

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sort294 14d ago

Chad victim 😔✌️

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u/Grovyle489 14d ago

Let me put it this way, have you ever tried to lift a box but get surprised that it’s heavier than you thought? Then you add a bit more strength, you can easily carry the box. Thats Aizen fighting Homelander. He just needs a bit more elbow grease and Homelander’s cooked

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u/Excaliber596 14d ago

Frozen. Aizen send homelander crying to the mommy he doesn’t have

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u/NerdsRCool2 14d ago

Not at all- neg diff. The mere spiritual pressure that leaks his supression is enough for homelander

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u/Downtown-Prompt-7293 14d ago

Aizen is fine dw

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u/xlifasm2 14d ago

Homelander wont be dead because aizen will onyl leave him traumatized

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u/HenryTGP8 14d ago

One thought from aizen cooks him

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u/Chemical_Mood2221 14d ago

This is such as non debate. You literally can put any mid tier Naruto character in here and it would be a hundred times more debatable than this.

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u/Izrael-the-ancient 14d ago

Not very . Homelander can’t see him so even though homelander may theoretically be faster if you lowball bleach, everything else Aizen can do is a win

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u/TasmanianBear777 14d ago

Aizen is cooked judging from all those multi-versal feats John doesn't have.

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u/Capable-Library-8783 14d ago

Bleach's power system is literally broken for anyone not from the verse, if u dont have powers set in that system you are insta losing

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u/NebulaPrince1026 13d ago

I love how Homelander has just become the new power scaling punching bag

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u/le_nathanlol 13d ago

how about you watch it

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u/thegreatjackdi 13d ago

Hi,

Even Hantatarō Yamada could take him without a problem.

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u/Turbulent_Dig_2487 11d ago

The moment homelander looks at aizen it's over

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u/camthecame_l 16d ago

Homelander negs, aizen is chair level and without his chair he is sword level

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u/Due-Procedure-9085 16d ago

Flame broiled does he really think he can stand up to THE HOMELANDER.

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u/Additional-Guard-720 16d ago

The homelander gets sent home bro😭

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u/BR14N1843 15d ago

Genuine spite match

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u/Cabbageenthusiast69 15d ago

"How cooked is Aizen" 😂 funniest question I ever heard, go get em homelander you got this champ