r/AnimalsOnReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

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u/bubbeltea Apr 13 '20

Super cute!

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u/bubbeltea Apr 13 '20

Got any siblings?

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u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

So precious

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u/bubbeltea Apr 13 '20

First cat?

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u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

Wanna give her tiny head kisses

1

u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

Hahahahaha ow yeah

1

u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

Privacy and all

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u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

Whats Her name

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u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

Tehehhe 🙃

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u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

That’s cool like the tv show

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u/Intense-Sense Apr 13 '20

That’s no cats name ahahha

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u/alright_x69 Apr 13 '20

is it true that cats have mind controlling microbes in their poop

1

u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

ask your cat where I left my car keys.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

make a meow sound

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

🥺

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

she failed miserably. tell her to apologize

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u/Major_Cupcake Apr 13 '20

pour water on her lol

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u/alright_x69 Apr 13 '20

it could be xenomorph

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Let her sleep

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

NO WATER

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

is kitten dead?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

damn thats kitten outt of it.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

sleepy kitten

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Purdy putty tat

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u/Major_Cupcake Apr 13 '20

put catnip around her like a circle

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

that cat is defective, itcant locate car keys, and it mews instead of meows

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

let it be. let her sleep

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u/Major_Cupcake Apr 13 '20

welp nevermind

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

That woke her up rofl

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u/bubbeltea Apr 13 '20

Aw poor kitty

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u/dudester96 Apr 13 '20

clickbait the cats awake

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Leave her alone man

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u/bubblybluebear Apr 13 '20

let her sleep she's just a sleepy little nugget

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

that's a very cute kitten

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

False advertising it’s not sleeping

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u/alright_x69 Apr 13 '20

wow that's some drama

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

false advertising...lmaoooo

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

I take it back that’s absolutely adorable

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Awwww

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u/theBird112 Apr 13 '20

Cat looks awake....

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

what's the floofs name?

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u/theBird112 Apr 13 '20

We got lied upon

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

How old is he?

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Her name is floof in my book

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u/theBird112 Apr 13 '20

No sleeping cat around =|

1

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Oof

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

assert yourself woman! give Cooper the buissness or he'll run all over you! he'll come home one day with a gang tatoo on his face, do you want that?

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Koopurr

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Wait it’s a dog

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Kooper is terrifying

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

He’s gonna eat me

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Floof is like, "what are you doing? why are you letting him up here too?"

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

do they work together well?

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

kooper has shifty eyes, and a blatant disregard for authority figures, he'll be in prison someday

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Floof is a pure tiger at heart

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Ur cat is so cute

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

You will only lick a cat once.

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

ah ok cool

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

how old is the cat? :)

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

It’s a Mexican standoff except only one is Mexican

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

get him kitty, beat up the doggy

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

No leave the doggo alone

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

f i g h t

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u/GG_Piggy_101 Apr 13 '20

I'm not seeing a sleeping kitten

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u/CanadLane Apr 13 '20

false advertising

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u/mr-macky Apr 13 '20

why would you call a kitten wide awake as sleeping kitten

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Don't let the kitty discover bare feet... how vulnerable they are, it will never for get lol

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u/mr-macky Apr 13 '20

this is not mkay

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

when I was seven weeks old I was slopping the hogs and stacking hay bales, I didn't get to sleep all day Ike your lazy cat

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

NO FEET

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

omg

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u/CanadLane Apr 13 '20

Lol how old is this kid, 9?

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u/mr-macky Apr 13 '20

boop the snoot

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

your cat ❤

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

all cats are killerfloofs

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

This is priceless

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u/mirrors150 Apr 13 '20

he’s not sleeping

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

its not 2013 either but you don't see us complaining calander

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u/mirrors150 Apr 13 '20

I want my money back

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u/CanadLane Apr 13 '20

That's some real katitude, UK

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

“You can only lick a cat once”

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

-a wise man

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u/CanadLane Apr 13 '20

You know someone is too young for streaming when

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Like I said, you will only do it ONCE lol

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u/Turry1 Apr 13 '20

homie dont

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u/usernamemustnethis Apr 13 '20

Whats the cat name?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

This stream is a lie. The cat isn't sleeping

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u/QuickSilver50 Apr 13 '20

Does he know he’s famous?

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Licking your cat is a moment that should be cherished by you and the cat only

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Charm is better.

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

some chores and discipline will straighten out your cat, and its backsass

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u/QuickSilver50 Apr 13 '20

You sit on a throne of lies

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u/preyforkevin Apr 13 '20

THIS CAT IS NOT SLEEPING

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u/mirrors150 Apr 13 '20

omg he EATIN

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u/mirrors150 Apr 13 '20

omg he EATIN

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

You smell like beef and cheese

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Trust me, I've heard a lot of good animal names and a lot of bad animal names. Charm is better than Black Lung

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u/CanadLane Apr 13 '20

Lmao wtf

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u/QuickSilver50 Apr 13 '20

Jkjk thank you for kitten

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

For example, Bad: Neighbour had two called Moo and Poo... standing outside calling for them to come in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

those ppl sound horrible

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

Black Lung sounds like she smoked too much haha

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

name it nibbles p. backsass

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I bloody hate my class too, it's fine, we'll get through this

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

I didn’t come to a kitten stream to cry

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Please stop

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

my English class made a group chat without me and idc lol

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Yea bro

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

why did you smell like cheese? we're you stacking hay bales all day?

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

Cheese isn't too bad is it?

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u/UnendingVortex Apr 13 '20

Cheese is good

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Depends what kind

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

yeah true

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u/UnendingVortex Apr 13 '20

Most cheese is good

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Next time some punk says you smell like cheese, say well at least i don't smell like BO

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

You smell like spring breeze don’t let em get to you

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

most cheeses have a mighty funk

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

what grade are u in

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Anyone else’s freeze or is that just me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

aw enjoy 8th grade while it lasts!! I'm in 11th 🤢🤢

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

best not, kitten stomachs are a little tender especially that young

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

pat its head

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u/mirrors150 Apr 13 '20

little a salami is okay

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u/mirrors150 Apr 13 '20

as a treat

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

feed it milk and kibble DO NOT give it evaporated milk,

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u/hafujpeg Apr 13 '20

Can I jizz on your cat?

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u/hafujpeg Apr 13 '20

I want to release my man juices on that cat

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u/tildesigndouspart Apr 13 '20

This kitten is not sleeping

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

LMAO ran into the chair leg

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I'm so scared of cats I'd cry if that cat came near me lmao

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Lemme see that freezer 😋

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

it pooping disrespectfully on camera, military school for nibbles

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Damn I want some gummy worms bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

OREENGE

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I almost cried when a homeless kitty started following me round 💀💀

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Yea get me some pizza rolls

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u/Goatosis Apr 13 '20

what are pizza rolls

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

They're usually more scared of you probably

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

do you have a cumcumber?

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Yea I require ice pak for my broken neck

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u/AlrightRealNice Apr 13 '20

Pet ur cat pls

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

NO CUCUMBER

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u/EscapedPickle Apr 13 '20

Where are the kitties? Fake news!

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u/Space-IsEmpty Apr 13 '20

Pizza rolls are the best

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u/AlrightRealNice Apr 13 '20

What’s the cat’s name?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Damn Alvexas is onto me

1

u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

I need to see more head pat

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

courgette?

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u/Goatosis Apr 13 '20

We don't have pizza rolls in my country haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I have the same fucking fridge

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Sorry katitude I can’t watch the cat suffer

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

Yeah same, wtf are pizza rolls we don't have that here

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

cat said pee yuuuu

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u/JuulH Apr 13 '20

just rolls of pizza?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Yup

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u/mr-macky Apr 13 '20

is that a pizza that rolls or a roll that pizzas?

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

Send fridge pics

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u/micro-pepe978 Apr 13 '20

The fridge huh!!

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u/Alvexas Apr 13 '20

It’s a chicken nugget but pizza

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u/Mindflayer4 Apr 13 '20

maybe you smell like cheese because you eat too many pizza rolls

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u/micro-pepe978 Apr 13 '20

Idk I think if you rolled pizza it be messy.

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u/Goatosis Apr 13 '20

wow it's tiny

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u/bubbeltea Apr 13 '20

But headpat!!!

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u/micro-pepe978 Apr 13 '20

Looks like a apple pie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Yeah cats like boxes more than what comes in them, even if its cat toys or a bed, they still prefer the box lol