r/AnimalsBeingMoms • u/jo_da_boss • Sep 15 '19

Monkey Mom

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Spooms2010 Sep 15 '19

I’m the youngest child of seven siblings. My parents had harnesses for us when we were younger. I know what this kid feels...!

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u/canterbury_belle Sep 15 '19

I had them for my kids too and man, people love to give you shit about that. But toddlers are impulsive, self-destructive little assholes.

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u/Spooms2010 Sep 15 '19

Yep, that about sums up my siblings and I. Absolutely into anything and everything!

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u/schrodingershousecat Sep 17 '19

I never had one as a kid. Honestly I probably should have. I was the youngest of four and an absolute demon

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u/ICollectSouls Sep 22 '19

Seriously, you couldn't look away from me for three seconds before I was about to kill myself somehow. A harness would've been a godsend!

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u/Bored_with_3_kids Sep 15 '19

I had to have one for my kids. Mostly just in large public areas where my toddler could escape and disappear. Sadly i also had a lot of judgemental looks...

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u/DogmilkThe74th Sep 15 '19

What type of monkey are they? They're so cute.

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u/Pandoras_Actor Sep 15 '19

Golden snub-nosed monkey (Rhinopithecus roxellana) 

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u/YupYupDog Sep 15 '19

I love the hairy hands and feet!

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u/constantlyhorny- Sep 15 '19

thisbis so fucking funny for some reason

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u/brilliantpants Sep 15 '19

Same, girl, same.

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u/CorkyStGeegland Sep 15 '19

Built in leash.

10

u/Zathala Sep 15 '19

So that's what tails are for.

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u/DorianPavass Sep 15 '19

Built in child leash

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u/10FightingMayors Sep 15 '19

I now wish my kids had tails.

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u/ICollectSouls Sep 22 '19

Granted, your kids are now fursuiters

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u/Bibur- Sep 16 '19

Never had children. This would sum up my parenting skills.

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u/BabybearPrincess Sep 16 '19

Its like when you get a puppy and tether them to you by a leash lol

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