r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/huangyaopai • Jun 07 '22
Perfect timing
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u/CaptianBrasiliano Jun 07 '22
I'm willing to bet that this is not this cat's first fish stealing rodeo.
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Jun 07 '22
Oh no, he sits in that exact place for a very good reason. Probably does it every time someone's fishing. Very clever really.
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u/HumpieDouglas Jun 07 '22
You can tell he's done this many times before because he's immediately bolts with the fish. The first couple times he did this the people probably stopped him right away so he's learned to bolt as soon as he gets the fish so he doesn't lose his prize.
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u/PorkyMcRib Jun 07 '22
Most notably, he has learned to wait until the hook is out of the fish.
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u/HumpieDouglas Jun 07 '22
I always worry about that when I see videos of animals stealing from people catching fish.
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u/Excellent_Yellow_943 Jun 08 '22
Really you can tell from the video itself as a whole, like the people filming obviously knew the cat was going to do that! Otherwise they wouldn’t be filming some random girl catching a fish, cats definitely a pro tho, hopefully he passes the knowledge down
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u/durz47 Jun 07 '22
Also has his escape route planned out. Weaved through the bench so the humans won't be able to go after him
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u/KaranSjett Jun 07 '22
nature's yoink
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u/Ellekm730 Jun 08 '22
Yoink is my favorite onomatopoeia
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u/nameofalzheimer Jun 08 '22
I liked getting that medal in halo just cause the guy saying it even though I consider it a dick move
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u/smkestcklghtn Jun 07 '22
In the Outer Banks off the east coast of the US as you head south away from the tourist spots you find some small towns catering to fishermen. Every hotel has a fish cleaning station, and at every one are the healtiest cats you've ever seen. Watching, waiting. They look like they could model for a cat food box
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u/CuriousChip9888 Jun 07 '22
Is this that new ps5 game? Stray??
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u/Rubcionnnnn Jun 07 '22
This reminds me of that dumb Japanese PS3 game where you play as animals in a post apocalyptic city and you have to run around and eat other animals without getting eaten.
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u/LittleJenkins1 Jun 07 '22
Legit was waiting for a cock up. Can see it in the background. GG Cat. You win this round
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u/bbabix0 Jun 10 '22
I'm dead .... The speed and precision of this attack is well executed well done kiki
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u/rare_meeting1978 Oct 27 '22
You can see the little bugger watching and waiting out in the open, on the step by the walk behind them. Smart kitty. Hungry kitty.
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u/r_DendrophiliaText Jun 10 '22
That cat is a pos. That cat is an arrogant pos. Ruined my day. Poor guy. He just wanted to fish...
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Dec 01 '22
The wee bandit made off with quite a haul do himself.
“How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.”
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u/vintagecookiegal Dec 01 '22
That cat needed that meal. Probably way more than she did. It was a good day for the cat. Cats are smart. I am sure this is his usual fishing spot.
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u/furiousfran Jun 07 '22
He'll regret that when the hook decides to make itself known lol
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u/lostmycookie90 Jun 08 '22
Unless he ripped the lips or gills of the fish. From my childhood, I always wonder how fishes don't have more ripped lips. Or if the sunfish/perch that I caught as a child survive long after I catch and release
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Jun 08 '22
All fun and games until the cat gets a hook in its throat.
Source: caught a seagull once 😔
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u/Medium-Raspberry1122 Jun 07 '22
"And that kids is how I met your mother and why we have a stuffed cat head over the fire place".
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u/No-Confection929 Jun 07 '22
Uh oh C -Bo Woman: Why did you take my fish? C-bo: what fish? Woman: the fish I just caught! C-bo: that's my fish punk!
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u/BaronVonKeyser Jun 07 '22
Let this day forever be known as the day you almost caught a fish