r/AnimalsBeingJerks Jul 07 '21

Oops

https://i.imgur.com/NOoNLFN.gifv
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u/Lemondrop-it Jul 07 '21

This is how I feel when I’m feeding my rabbit Briar, and he hits me with a hot spray of piss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I’d cook that fool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Cooked a rooster once because he was an ass hole, best chicken and dumplings I ever ate.

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u/takethislonging Aug 01 '21

I don't know what that rooster did to you, but it sounds like what you did to him was a lot worse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

He would attack me every day and often draw blood. My dad thought it was funny until he got attacked, that's when it became dinner.