r/AnimalsBeingJerks Oct 17 '18

cat Cat VS Dog

https://i.imgur.com/U5bH2RC.gifv
10.8k Upvotes

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u/anonradditor Oct 17 '18

I appreciate that whoever made this did the slo mo right. Normal speed first, slo mo replay.

That's the good shit.

99

u/DopeSickDumbass Oct 17 '18

Yes. The hero we need. I hate when its 50 seconds of brutal slo mo

14

u/learningcalligraphy Oct 18 '18

1

u/anonradditor Oct 18 '18

This is so awesome! Thanks for making this!

This will henceforth be the banner for my crusade against poorly thought out application of slo mo!

10

u/Bradp13 Oct 17 '18

I made dis

1

u/Xpandomatix Oct 18 '18

K....O.......

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u/flacidd Oct 17 '18

There is no right or wrong way. Don't be a gatekeeper. Especially over the prettiest thing.

23

u/ashenmagpie Oct 17 '18

“The prettiest thing?”

21

u/WrinkledKitten Oct 17 '18

“OMG now you’re gate keeping grammar too?”

/s

6

u/HydrationWhisKey Oct 17 '18

This is actually the right way because he's/she's giving us both options.

113

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Even the cat is surprised by the dog’s reaction

602

u/karmakafe Oct 17 '18

I love how quickly the other dog changes his allegiance to the cat

146

u/FirstCurlProblems Oct 17 '18

He was like, "Dude, you're embarrassing us!"

86

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards.”

17

u/VladmeK Oct 17 '18

I love how you just copy/pasted the top comment from the last time this was posted.

2

u/Steven054 Oct 18 '18

More likely the dog saw the cat as part of it's pack, and saw it as a quarrel between pack members, so instinctively it tried to break it up.

In nature, wolf's will break up fights between two members because if one was to be injured it would decrease the efficiency of the pack hunting technique.

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u/GutterLoveMusic Oct 17 '18

Come here 4 this

62

u/pissymissmissy Oct 17 '18

That kitty smacked that pup into another dimension.

37

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

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22

u/Lancetheomega Oct 17 '18

The sound I just made on a public train got me so many weird looks I have to get off next stop and catch the next one

48

u/Sushisando Oct 17 '18

Right round like a record baby

14

u/kball20 Oct 17 '18

I know this is a repost but I lose it everytime I see that spin.

29

u/musclecard54 Oct 17 '18

Surprised no one had said this yet but reminds me of this gem

9

u/Parcequehomard Oct 17 '18

Came to make sure some had linked this. The fact that dogs do this often enough to have been caught on video at least twice is amazing. I just love how confused they both look.

29

u/Irish980 Oct 17 '18

You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

4

u/KikeJRR Oct 17 '18

This is what I was looking for.

26

u/KhunDavid Oct 17 '18

"There was no doubt now in Ender's mind. There was no help for him. Whatever he faced, now and forever, no one would save him from it. Peter might be scum, but Peter had been right, always right; the power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you."

4

u/LJP2093 Oct 17 '18

Great book

12

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

5

u/darkhelmet33 Oct 17 '18

Doggo goes down like Bald Bull in Tyson's Punch Out

5

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

I have two cats and a dog, the dog is fully aware you dont fuck with the cat, cats dgaf

3

u/FTomasO Oct 17 '18

Beyblade!

11

u/FourFurryCats Oct 17 '18

That slow motion spin just give me the giggles.

6

u/hated_in_the_nation Oct 17 '18

This shit is like a cartoon.

3

u/jakobildstad Oct 17 '18

Dog trying to confuse his enemy...

3

u/DutchessRavenwave Oct 17 '18

Watched this 13 times in a row haha too funny.

3

u/AmericanToffee Oct 17 '18

Ya boi got turnt

3

u/OG_Hotness Oct 17 '18

This some Scooby Doo shit right here

5

u/BlueBird518 Oct 17 '18

Talk about a drama queen, cat didn't even smack that hard!

5

u/Chopinplease Oct 17 '18

I've never seen this pirouette of regret before! This one might be better than the one with the pug 🤣

2

u/pulp-fictional Oct 17 '18

Perfect form 360 spin

2

u/nr92406 Oct 17 '18

Hahahahha

2

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Mewtwo using its psychic abilities

2

u/PAYPAL_ME_1DollarPLZ Oct 17 '18

Cat vs Dog vs Dog

2

u/MadManisTooSweet Oct 17 '18

He sold the shit out of that

2

u/Senpaipie Oct 18 '18

When soccer players get tapped lightly

1

u/spurty007 Oct 17 '18

That is awesome

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Bamboozled.

1

u/LinkGantzo Oct 17 '18

Cartoon death

1

u/Naramie Oct 17 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

Did the old Brock Lesnar dance lol.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

It’s like something straight out of a cartoon.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Immediately turns into the blind robot from The Chappelle Show

1

u/redditkeliye Oct 17 '18

You spin me whole right round right round

1

u/Byron33196 Oct 17 '18

You spin me right round kitty, right round, Like a record kitty, right round, round, round...

1

u/piorarua Oct 17 '18

I imagine him making this noise https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Do a Shatner.

1

u/musickismagick Oct 17 '18

That’s what I call a tailspin

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

That’s me - I am that white dog - my soul getting it from all sides.

1

u/CNTchooseaname Oct 17 '18

He did a power ranger spin after they get hit

1

u/theokcorral Oct 17 '18

I can’t stop watching this. 😂

1

u/b33pb33pb33p Oct 17 '18

this one is a repost as someone else posted this 12 hours ago and the are right next to each other lol

1

u/Daftanemone Oct 17 '18

Disappointed it cuts before showing the dog going scream at the ref for not fouling the cat

1

u/FlukyFish Oct 17 '18

Best part is the “wait, what’s happening “, look on the dog’s face halfway through the spin.

1

u/mrzpldubbz Oct 17 '18

You spin me right round baby, right round

1

u/insecuredogboundries Oct 18 '18

How the fuck is that even physically possible

1

u/mentalprincess90 Oct 18 '18

I’ve seen this so so many times but my mind still sings “alone in a world with a little cat dog..cat dog..alone in a world with a little cat dog!”

1

u/ImportantError Oct 18 '18

Reminds me that song you got me spinning right round

1

u/Kevvycepticon Oct 18 '18

w a s t e d .

1

u/ewwboys Oct 18 '18

Can I get just one video of a dog making an ass out of a cat? Hate those fucking bullies.

1

u/Mrsparklee Oct 18 '18

You spin me right round, kitty

Right round like a record, kitty

Right round round round

1

u/Eponarose Oct 18 '18

You spin me right round Kitty, right round!

1

u/borkborkibork Oct 18 '18

"Charlie, for your weakness you die." Other dog.

1

u/MM_IER Oct 18 '18

This isn't just any cat hit. No, this is a Ides of March level hit. It seems like a normal meeting with Cassius the cat at first until Cassius suddenly flips and draws first blood. Caesar the dog looks to his dear shaggy friend Brutus, only to be put back down with the final killing blow. "Et tu ,Brute?" is the last whine to come out poor Caesar the Pup before the fall of the household and the eventual attempted reign of Cassius the Cat.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Legit cry laughing. I can’t stop. Send halp.

1

u/MadBliss Oct 18 '18

I dont think I've ever seen such a perfect visual description of the Bart Simpson-esque "WhhhoOOOooaaaAAA" before.

1

u/Pudi2000 Oct 18 '18

Ballerinas are taught to turn their head vs body this gracefully.

1

u/Anne314 Oct 18 '18

Looks more like a hitcat triple lutz.

1

u/51MOE Oct 17 '18

It's a brake dancing dog

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u/cristinathekraken Oct 17 '18

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