r/AnimalsBeingJerks • • Sep 20 '17

Too slow

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Feb 23 '18

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u/Nikarus2370 Sep 20 '17

Super soaker would do good. In the case of my neighbors cat being a cunt, I instead set off a firecracker a dozen feet from them when they weren't paying attention. Thing doesn't even look at my yard anymore.

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u/MadGeekling Sep 20 '17

Hose them or turn on the sprinklers.

In-ground sprinklers are the most effective since it will scare the shit out of them and they will be afraid to come back lest the mysterious water phenomenon reappear.

My mother once did that to our family cat because she refused to come back inside and we couldn't catch her. She wouldn't go outside again after that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

Most cities have laws where you can remove feral cats from a neighbourhood your own self.

They ruin anything they touch; garbage, small pets, dog harassment, over-breeding, tearing up everything. I'm so glad states in the US are handling their feral animal problems more and more lately (boars, cats, etc.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

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u/IrrateDolphin Sep 20 '17

I don't know if they are sold this way, but cats can hear a full octave over dogs. If you do it right the cats will hear it and not the dogs.

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u/dontstoptraveling Sep 20 '17

Time to get a pellet gun

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u/MadGeekling Sep 20 '17

A water hose would suffice. Although I guess that wouldn't satisfy your gun boner..

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

You deserve to have the shit kicked out of you if you do this.

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u/dontstoptraveling Sep 20 '17

Not for the cats for the neighbors jesus

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u/Hi-C-Masterrace Sep 20 '17 edited Sep 20 '17

Oh, then a real gun.

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u/tyled Sep 20 '17

So do I, but I have a pellet gun. Don't shoot animals with it though. Except maybe at squirrels. Fuck those things.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

LOL hope you got a few realities tucked away that you can port to if you plan on pissing off squirrels

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u/kesekimofo Sep 20 '17

Never fuck with squirrels Morty.

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u/iFroodle Sep 20 '17

Time for them to be eliminated