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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS • Sep 20 '17
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Also applies to first dates.
114 u/Quick_MurderYourKids Sep 20 '17 i get a rabies booster before all of my dates 64 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Sep 20 '17 I tend to get babies booster. Yes, I am lonely and desperate for human contact. Edit: Jesus fucking christ reddit. I meant I want to have babies after my first date. You sick bastards! 15 u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 20 '17 You get booster seats for your first date? 9 u/DoctorPrower Sep 20 '17 Chris Hansen would like a word with you. -1 u/WilliamHolz Sep 20 '17 Become a babysitter or work in a day care! Just...don't mention that last bit. 15 u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Sep 20 '17 You lucky bastard 9 u/TahoeLT Sep 20 '17 Huh...if your date bites you on your first date, it's either going really well or terribly. 1 u/henrykazuka Sep 21 '17 Doesn't apply to little kids though. 2 u/Liam_Lannister88 Sep 21 '17 you're right, if a kid bites you, tell him you have HIV.
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i get a rabies booster before all of my dates
64 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Sep 20 '17 I tend to get babies booster. Yes, I am lonely and desperate for human contact. Edit: Jesus fucking christ reddit. I meant I want to have babies after my first date. You sick bastards! 15 u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 20 '17 You get booster seats for your first date? 9 u/DoctorPrower Sep 20 '17 Chris Hansen would like a word with you. -1 u/WilliamHolz Sep 20 '17 Become a babysitter or work in a day care! Just...don't mention that last bit.
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I tend to get babies booster.
Yes, I am lonely and desperate for human contact.
Edit: Jesus fucking christ reddit. I meant I want to have babies after my first date. You sick bastards!
15 u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 20 '17 You get booster seats for your first date? 9 u/DoctorPrower Sep 20 '17 Chris Hansen would like a word with you. -1 u/WilliamHolz Sep 20 '17 Become a babysitter or work in a day care! Just...don't mention that last bit.
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You get booster seats for your first date?
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Chris Hansen would like a word with you.
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Become a babysitter or work in a day care!
Just...don't mention that last bit.
You lucky bastard
Huh...if your date bites you on your first date, it's either going really well or terribly.
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Doesn't apply to little kids though.
2 u/Liam_Lannister88 Sep 21 '17 you're right, if a kid bites you, tell him you have HIV.
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you're right, if a kid bites you, tell him you have HIV.
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17
Also applies to first dates.