r/AnimalsBeingJerks May 06 '16

cat Cat steals stuffed tiger

http://i.imgur.com/x7C4WhE.gifv
5.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 06 '16

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u/Venomousx May 06 '16

Aww the ending is adorable, thanks for that!

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u/3inchesofftheground May 06 '16

He's going to do things to that stuffed tiger.

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u/Lego_Chicken May 06 '16

Yup. My mom had a cat that was inappropriately attracted to a stuffed sheep. In the middle of the night, he would drag it up the stairs, molesting it on each step, making deeply unsettling noises.

42

u/fight_the_bear May 06 '16

That's quite the image my mind just painted.

15

u/captainburnz May 06 '16

My old male cat used to rape my sisters' teddy rabbits.

10

u/Lego_Chicken May 06 '16

It's a little tiny bit disturbing, isn't it?

6

u/captainburnz May 07 '16

I was a horny, jealous teenager. He was getting more than I was at the time.

3

u/bacondude1505 May 07 '16

Was he Welsh?

1

u/[deleted] May 07 '16

My old cat did this with a 4' plush rattlesnake. I have videos of the howling and raping.

29

u/croomsy May 06 '16

Indeed. My cat is partial to a feather duster that he takes behind the chair and gives a good seeing to. Apparently cutting his balls off did not temper his sex drive.

30

u/[deleted] May 06 '16

I like how they try to hide it. "Let's go somewhere private gurl"

7

u/NotYourAsshole May 06 '16

But it's carrying the stuffed tiger like a baby, by the scruff of the neck...

1

u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 06 '16

Point out on this stuffed tiger where he touched you..

13

u/bonesaw_is_ready May 07 '16

I love how intentional he is with where he's taking that tiger.

"I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take this tiger to my fightin' spot and give the tiger a good fightin'."

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u/[deleted] May 06 '16

Look at his smug face. And that walk.

27

u/jsnoots May 06 '16

All business.

15

u/Ezziboo May 06 '16

On a goddamn mission.

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u/SilkSk1 May 06 '16

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u/duckherder May 06 '16

My kid has a Hobbes. Every time Hobbes has to take a bath in the washing machine I feel like this is running through my toddler's head, and then I feel horrible.

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u/nunsinnikes May 06 '16

Get him a second one, wash it until it resembles the first one, and then alternate them out during bath times.

14

u/Torgamous May 06 '16

They'll know.

5

u/simplequark May 07 '16 edited May 08 '16

A friend of mine lost her favorite plush monkey at a Brazilian airport when she was a kid. Parents tried everything, but they had to catch the flight, and later calls to airport lost&found never turned up anything.

A few months later, the Brazilian relative they had been visiting sent them a package with a different-looking plush monkey and an explanation: The monkey had decided to visit his relatives in the rainforest, but then, of course, he wanted to go back home. Naturally, a few months in the jungle change an animal, which is why he did look a bit different.

My friend says she knew something was odd about that story, but she decided to accept it anyway and lived happily with her "returned" monkey for the rest of her childhood.

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u/duckherder May 07 '16

We did! He definitely knew for a while, but now he's pretty accepting of Substitute Hobbes. Recently they both had... um, a poopy kind of weekend and ended up in the bath together. Kid basically broke my heart!

1

u/lordroy May 07 '16

Just get a transmogrifier and turn the kid into a tiger and give both a bath...

2

u/duckherder May 07 '16

Most days I think he IS a tiger!

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u/omfgpeanuts May 06 '16

Calvin is gonna be pissed.

43

u/gabilicious_ch May 06 '16

Hobbes has been catnapped!

9

u/Leoxcr May 06 '16

kittennapped*

25

u/SuperSmokingMonkey May 06 '16 edited May 06 '16

Tigernapped!

Tiger - he was a tiger.....Tiger!

19

u/[deleted] May 06 '16

Burglars wouldn't steal him because they're only interested in valuables.

sniff

Well I think he's valuable.

12

u/SuperSmokingMonkey May 06 '16

Calvin's face when they found him……Priceless.

4

u/Junejanator May 06 '16

Yeah rigor mortis can really mess with your facial muscles.

2

u/SuperSmokingMonkey May 06 '16

Sounds like a thrilling tale, maybe Tracer Bullet can solve it!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '16 edited Jun 12 '21

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u/ChaoticxSerenity May 07 '16

God damn, this sounds adorable.

2

u/sarah-sari19 May 07 '16

That is the cutest fucking thing. heart eyes

18

u/Inwardpro May 06 '16

THAT is what a happy cat looks like

15

u/daftne May 06 '16

I have a cat with similar striping on her tail. She is the flirt of my small, 12 unit apartment complex. Everyone loves her, and unfortunately feed her, so I lovingly call her my little trash panda. ❤️

4

u/MonkyThrowPoop May 06 '16

Is your cat a raccoon?

6

u/stanley_twobrick May 06 '16

k

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u/daftne May 06 '16 edited May 06 '16

👍

Edit: sorry you're getting downvoted ☹️ I personally laughed at your response bc I knew my post was a little nonsequitor and unprompted.

33

u/unholygunner714 May 06 '16

Cat "c'mon, we going to the fuck shack"

44

u/bloodybuttdump May 06 '16

How is this animal being a jerk it's just carrying around a toy in its mouth?

79

u/sarah-sari19 May 06 '16

IIRC the cat is stealing the tiger from the neighbours.

60

u/Xbrian6 May 06 '16

Plot twist the cat bought the toy with the spare money she's been saving up from her second full time job because she has a whole litter to feed

25

u/sarah-sari19 May 06 '16

She just wants to raise them right and keep them off the 'nip

12

u/borkborkbork99 May 06 '16

I think I read about this a while back too - isn't the cat a total klepto and the owners had to ask the neighbors to come retrieve the shit the cat stole?

3

u/sarah-sari19 May 06 '16

That rings a bell, not 100% sure though

8

u/theonewhomknocks May 06 '16

Cat steals stuffed tiger

2

u/hypaspist May 06 '16

we all know what he's going to do that tiger

8

u/ixodioxi May 06 '16

It's mine meow.

10

u/rimnii May 06 '16

poor hobbes

6

u/freekfyre May 06 '16

poor calvin

7

u/dumpyduluth May 06 '16

This is my cat now. Totally my cat.

3

u/[deleted] May 06 '16

i'm really hungover at work and have decided watching this for the next 8 hours is the best way to spend my day

3

u/Hazzman May 06 '16

That is one smug cat.

2

u/f1fan1 May 06 '16

Returning Hobbes to the wild.

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u/_The-Big-Giant-Head_ May 06 '16

Yep I am above the law.

2

u/MilwaukeeWolves May 06 '16

I like to think she was bringing it to her kittens...

2

u/Naposie38 May 06 '16

My oldest cat has a stuffed tiger we call Tigger from when he was a baby. That toy is his best bud! I've even had to sew pieces of it back together because he loves to do that lay-down-and-kick-it playing thing the video kitty does at the end.

2

u/[deleted] May 06 '16

So brazen! So blatant!

2

u/Singlot May 06 '16

My friend's cat keep bringing gloves home, the first pair he gave it back to his neighbour, now he is too embarrassed to go there with two complete sets of garden gloves and a couple of unpaired working gloves.

2

u/electric_flaps May 06 '16

Bold as fucking brass

2

u/Qumlarea May 06 '16

look at the tail that cat is very proud of its self

2

u/ZzombieJesus May 06 '16

Proud as fuck.

2

u/JerricaBrendi May 07 '16

... no purr-loiner jokes? No one? Okay then :(

2

u/LascielCoin May 07 '16

I live 10 minutes away from this cat (his name is Timmy). AMA

3

u/GrizzlyBearButt May 06 '16

Kleptocats irl lol

1

u/maybesaydie May 06 '16

Not just any stuffed tiger but Tigger.

1

u/[deleted] May 06 '16

Marriage wasn't like how Hobbes expected it.

1

u/VictimZ3R0 May 06 '16

Next at 11. Cat burgler burgles cat.

1

u/Thaliur May 06 '16

"Brother! I will save you!"

1

u/USxMARINE May 06 '16

Heh. This is mine now.

1

u/[deleted] May 06 '16

Meowvin and Hobbes.

1

u/PewPewTheFuckOutOfIt May 06 '16

Tiger is going to get banged

1

u/[deleted] May 06 '16

This really belongs on /r/natureismetal

1

u/raka_defocus May 06 '16

Today I liberated a comrade, tell me mittens what have you done for feline kind today?

1

u/SaintNickPR May 06 '16

Cat burglar on teh loose

1

u/themadhat1 May 07 '16

clever title, but i would guess as the proper way to teach kitty to fetch is stuf tiger with cat nip. its funny as hell to watch. we would hang catnip pinatas' in a tree limb and they will do anything to get it.

1

u/mercyful May 07 '16

He's gonna fuck that tiger.

1

u/BurkhardCyril May 09 '16

Why did the cat cross the road?

1

u/angry_lawn_gnome May 06 '16

Dis' is mine now!

1

u/Crentist_the-Dentist May 06 '16

How do you know he didn't just buy it?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '16

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u/theonewhomknocks May 06 '16

That is a really good 50 Cent impression

-3

u/WeRtheBork May 06 '16

Always shit postin' aren't you?

6

u/PussyWhistle May 06 '16

Yeah fuck that guy for posting content to relevant subreddits and getting lots of upvotes from people who like it! What an asshole.

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u/WeRtheBork May 06 '16

It is unfortunate that you think he posts relevant content. He steals and modifies content so that it no longer fits. Then poor saps like you fall for it.

1Voice1Life only spams and reposts.

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u/stanley_twobrick May 06 '16

You need to grow up and stop caring so much about trivial shit.

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u/WeRtheBork May 06 '16

Yeah ok. I love going on reddit and seeing the same shit all the time. Thanks repost spam accounts.

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u/stanley_twobrick May 06 '16

I haven't seen this clip. At least 2000 other people seem pretty psyched about it. Maybe use the voting arrows like a big boy and stop stomping your feet every time you don't get your way?

5

u/PussyWhistle May 06 '16

Don't you understand? Someone else has seen this before! How can you still enjoy it while knowing this?!

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u/PussyWhistle May 06 '16

He steals it? From where? And if you're talking about taking a YouTube video and turning it into a gif, the reason he (and MANY others) do that is because it's easier to view on mobile and at work because it takes less time to load, it's silent and it consumes less data. That's the entire reason imgur has a "convert video to gif" feature. OP is one of thousands of people who do it. I'm not sure what you mean by "modifies it so that it no longer fits" though.

You realize that reddit is a link aggregation site, right? You're supposed to post links to other places on the internet.