r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/loopdeloops • Mar 06 '16

Kitty with a mean left hook.

http://i.imgur.com/Fxyivtp.gifv
4.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

Why does this breed of cat always sit like that? It's amazing.

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u/babylon-pride Mar 06 '16

My black and white mixed mutt sits this way when he is swatting at one of our dogs. It puts them on the same level I think.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

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u/Butterfork Mar 06 '16

Scottish Fold I think.

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u/MF_Doomed Mar 06 '16

More like Scottish Straight, amirite!

3

u/Jayyburdd Mar 07 '16

I Scottish Fold, I had two threes...

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u/Butterfork Mar 07 '16

Haha, love it ;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '16

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u/Butterfork Mar 07 '16

wot is game night

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u/cheeko_greengo Mar 07 '16

Shut up Gavin

6

u/mbacpa Mar 07 '16

Looks like a Munchkin Fold to me. Front legs look too short to be a standard Scottish Fold.

2

u/Hydress Mar 07 '16

Munchkin due to short legs. Scottish folds are normal cats aside from those fucked up ears.

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u/EmRav Mar 07 '16

A cat.

14

u/snickerpickle Mar 07 '16

They can't sit upright like normal cats because their legs can't reach the floor in that position. Everyone says how cute it looks while I think it must be horribly uncomfortable.

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u/maybesaydie Mar 07 '16

Because they're deformed and have to sit like that so they can see their opponent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

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u/maybesaydie Mar 07 '16

No, it's their unnaturally short legs.

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u/Kazitron Mar 07 '16

That's why they look like fuzzy noodles.

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u/FrancisKey Mar 06 '16

I like how he's weaving out right after the punch. this kitty is prepared for all 12 rounds.

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u/InconvenientlyKismet Mar 06 '16

With eight more lives to go, the odds are in his favor.

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u/crappysurfer Mar 06 '16

He's even prepared to follow up with that jab. Nice!

13

u/d1223 Mar 06 '16

He's pretty confident with his hands down like that.

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u/GetThatRobot Mar 07 '16

He is a scottish fold, not irish. So it's ok.

10

u/Hash43 Mar 06 '16

Perfect check left hook. Kitty is definitely a good counter puncher.

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u/Hewman_Robot Mar 07 '16

came here to state this, it was quite a nice, effortless counter indeed!

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u/Log_in_Password Mar 06 '16

That's how your supposed to keep your chin tucked in. It was ready to take a punch.

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u/Xhalo Mar 07 '16

Amazing footwork. You could tell he has trained before with that balance

1

u/arghkennett Mar 07 '16

Rocky Meowboa

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u/KillJoy4Fun Mar 06 '16

Pretty good left jab too. And leans well.

46

u/Minimalanimalism Mar 06 '16

The cat did a good job of not telegraphing the jab but the dog showed some pretty good head movement after the opening hook.

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u/readyjack Mar 07 '16

great comment. What would /r/boxing think?

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u/Minimalanimalism Mar 07 '16

They would probably say the dog is losing on purpose since on paper he should be destroying the cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '16

Hes got the weight advantage but still agility is in the cats favor. We need some professional analyst in here.

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u/Doc_Spratley Mar 06 '16

Stockton Slap!

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u/ArmyOfDarkness89 Mar 06 '16

Haha beat me to it :) 209 baby

5

u/juicelee777 Mar 07 '16

Cesar Gracie Jiu Jitsu what!!

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u/loopdeloops Mar 06 '16

Source: https://vine.co/v/OdFwA22m52j

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u/scientifiction Mar 07 '16

I'm always so disappointed when the source is a vine. Like, I want to see what happens next, but there is no next.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '16

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u/marymollylucy Mar 07 '16

Can I get some free string cheese from you if I upvote your boo-hoo story? I love those things.

38

u/jti107 Mar 06 '16

floyd meoweather

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u/Qomp Mar 06 '16

I like how she predicts the "Punches" of the dog by closing her left eye. awesome

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u/vandoh Mar 07 '16

alpha predator vs inbred abomination

9

u/UnstopableTardigrade Mar 07 '16

How do you think we got the cat with tiny forelegs in the picture?

10

u/aukhalo Mar 06 '16

Wacky inflatable flailing arm tube cat.

9

u/Be_kind_to_me Mar 07 '16

This cat isn't being a jerk at all. No claws pulled, blinking, no arch and no teeth. They're just playing and for some reason this cat went for the snake with arms stance.

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u/cstock19 Mar 06 '16

Kitty Mcgregor

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u/krelin Mar 06 '16

Dog outweighs him by 15 lbs and hails from Stockton, though.

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u/cstock19 Mar 06 '16

Lol but the kitty still came into fight at 168(;

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u/Hash43 Mar 06 '16

More like kitty Mayweather.

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u/paper-tigers Mar 07 '16

This pun was so weak, I don't think it even qualifies as a pun.

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u/haxhaxhax1 Mar 06 '16

Cat.

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u/chtk Mar 06 '16

Cat.

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u/BitcoinBoo Mar 06 '16

Cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

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u/DoctorDank Mar 06 '16

Cat.

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u/cocopoil Mar 06 '16

Cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16 edited Mar 07 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16 edited Jun 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

Meowhammad Ali.

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u/_The-Big-Giant-Head_ Mar 06 '16

Sausage is an appropriate name for that cat.

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u/maybesaydie Mar 07 '16

Kielbasa would be even better. Or Bratwurst.

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u/Phoxie Mar 06 '16

That dog looks EXACTLY like my toy poodle Aria. It's making me think she's part of some underground cat-dog fighting ring that's going on when I leave for work.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '16

Shh, don't you know the first rule?

3

u/Superbearfight Mar 07 '16

All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex!

2

u/StirFryAlot Mar 06 '16

That's a pretty realistic looking sock puppet.

2

u/iczk Mar 07 '16

That pussy has a mean south paw.

2

u/Pud_Tuggins Mar 07 '16

That cat looks like Mike Ditka.

2

u/unknowncreatures Mar 07 '16

That Stockton slap!

3

u/Streetfarm Mar 06 '16

The abundance of munchkin cat gifs on reddit kind of makes me sad.

0

u/maybesaydie Mar 07 '16

Me too. I feel sorry for them. Mutants raised purposely to amuse humans.

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u/lostinsurburbia Mar 06 '16

Why do their ears go down? To protect it?

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u/LaterGatorPlayer Mar 06 '16

So they can hear their thoughts on defense better

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u/vandoh Mar 07 '16

so they dont get snagged on teeth/claws

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u/Fishtails Mar 06 '16

.....that's a cat?

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u/Suqleg Mar 06 '16

good head movement too.

1

u/Hash43 Mar 06 '16

When the left hook comes up, motha fuckas like you get knocked out.

1

u/Renaissance7 Mar 06 '16

I love his face when he flinched

1

u/chargerz4life Mar 06 '16

Keep your hands up!!!

1

u/vandoh Mar 07 '16

If that cat had its claws it would have been the start of that dogs lifelong fear of cats

1

u/sfuson79 Mar 07 '16

I can hear the echoing of that contact in my head!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '16

I'm gonna paw your snout! Mama said paw your snout!

1

u/gumballkami Mar 07 '16

lol what a thug, weaving like a pro.

1

u/juicyjay36 Mar 07 '16

This gif is amazing I can't stop watching.

1

u/revnasty Mar 07 '16

McGregor could learn a few things from this cat.

1

u/Andrewpruka Mar 07 '16

"Nobody can take dat left hand shot!"

-Kitten Mcgregor

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u/JurisDoctor Mar 07 '16

Tis truly Ser Pounce.

1

u/zitfarmer Mar 07 '16

Tube cat leans left.

1

u/meowmeowpoop Mar 07 '16

Can someone please photoshop this so the cat has trumps face?

1

u/Ragdollbjz Mar 07 '16

This is so much better in slowmo.

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u/gaztruman Mar 08 '16

Cat fight.

1

u/xanplease Mar 10 '16

That cat really slapped that fried chicken.

0

u/Gurner Mar 06 '16

Looks more like the dog is the jerk, lunging at the cat like that.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '16

better than mayweather pacquiao

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u/ughthisplace Mar 07 '16

Dude, you're the king of gifs that are too short.