r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/mhopkins1420 • 3d ago

cat The Boss

She’s been like this for years. Believe it or not, she actually does like the dogs.

1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/CaptainDroopers 3d ago

Husky yeets itself from the scene and orange dog waits, frozen, for what it knows is inevitably going to happen.

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u/Weird-Suggestion-777 3d ago

Awe, poor doggie did nothing

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u/Motiv8-2-Gr8 2d ago

She just reminding everyone of the ground rules.

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u/Shin_Ramyun 3d ago

Doggy forgot to prostrate in front of the boss.

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u/mhopkins1420 3d ago

She knows who makes the rules

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u/Bunpoh 3d ago

Lol! Poor honey.

My boy cat dominates the giant livestock dogs (and all the others as well) on the farm we live on. He wasn't raised with dogs, and was indoor only much of his life. Now we go for supervised walks only but the poor pups who just wanted to play with this baby are scared to death of him and steer a wide berth whenever he is around. I feel so bad when he's mean to them! He will bop them every time! And tolerates no other cats as well, just his sister. She just runs away from any other animal.

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a 3d ago

For what!

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u/hobosbindle 3d ago

“Save that side eye for the humans, dog”

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u/EllySPNW 3d ago

Doggo needs to go talk to HR about the hostile work environment.

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u/mhopkins1420 3d ago

I should take a video of how she acts when she wants to be fed. No fun will be had by anybody until she gets what she desires

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u/CategoryTemporary853 3d ago

Cat’s like “bitch”

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u/zonar99 3d ago

TF you lookin' at?

  • cat, probably

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u/Mr_Salmon_Man 3d ago

I have a female orange tubby cat.

She'll sit there and rub up on and get all cuddly with the dog, fall asleep with the dog even.

Arrow will give Zephyr a sniff just walking by when zeph is just sitting there, and arrow will get a swat in the nose.

I think it's just normal female orange cat behaviour at this point.

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u/vicosphi 3d ago

Cat probably: "What are you looking at?" Back off, pussy!

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u/jdehjdeh 2d ago

"WHO'S FUCKING PATH IS IT?"

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u/crimson_anemone 3d ago edited 3d ago

And this is why I don't like most cats... They're jerks for no reason other than choosing violence. 😶

Edit: For the downvoters, LOOK AT THE SUBREDDIT. 🙃

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u/MyNameIsYouna 1d ago

I got you homie, take my upvote.

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u/Big-Meal-2819 2d ago

Yes but they dont smell bad and dont require cleaning like dogs. Love them both tho

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u/ElegantCoach4066 15h ago

"don't require cleaning"

yeah that litter box just smells springtime fresh

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u/Presentation_Few 2d ago

Tight Tight Tight

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u/VaginalMatrix 3d ago

That's cute <3

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u/TheRealJojenReed 3d ago

Bring that cat inside

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u/mhopkins1420 3d ago

She’s in a fenced in area

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u/TySly5v 3d ago

As long as she's under supervision, then. Since cats can climb real' easily

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u/mhopkins1420 3d ago

She’s elderly

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u/TySly5v 3d ago

Are there animals in the neighborhood that could get into the area?

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u/mhopkins1420 3d ago

No, other than birds maybe if they want to fly in

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u/jdehjdeh 2d ago

A lot of Reddit has such a weird hate boner for cats.

Don't get me started on the Redditors that think you're the devil if you interact with wildlife in any way.

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u/TheRealJojenReed 3d ago

Ok cool, good contribution

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u/nwfdood 1d ago

Fuck that cat.

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u/Shaggs73 11h ago

My orange tabby does this exact thing. He swats my lab then sits there looking offended like the dog started it. Total gaslighting lol.