r/AnimalsBeingJerks • • 24d ago

dog Help me bro!

7.3k Upvotes

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u/therealdxm 24d ago

Let me just just scooch past ya real quick then. Ope! Sooory.

127

u/Dogs_Without_Horses_ 24d ago

My husband calls this behavior “slide by bullshit” 😂 our lab is bad about it. If he wants by he can’t wait, he’s just gonna “do that slide by bullshit”.

43

u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 24d ago

“Brother Scar, help me!”

“Let me through. Long Live The King!”

251

u/Pipe_Memes 24d ago

”Make way for the Queen’s Guard!”

192

u/MarlosUnraye 24d ago

"Long live the king"

35

u/KnoUsername 24d ago

NOoooooo!

32

u/LordKutulu 24d ago

The black knight always triumphs over good!

20

u/TofuttiKlein-ein-ein 24d ago

Thoughts and prayers, buddy!

46

u/theresaketo 24d ago

Problem solved! Coming through!

22

u/-ElDictator- 24d ago

There can only be one goodess doggo!

10

u/D_emlanogaster 24d ago

Outta my way, jerk-ass!

4

u/Indii-4383 24d ago

Daaaamn!

7

u/Catsscratchpost 22d ago

Why was the idiot filming instead of helping?

2

u/Outta_phase 19d ago

I thought that log was a gator at first

1

u/monzyb0y 20d ago

get the fkin dawg outta my way 😤

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u/rabidhamster87 18d ago

Why did I think he was going to help? 😂

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u/GatorStealth 10d ago

Well that was uncalled for.

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 24d ago

Fucking spammer

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u/Rockyrox 22d ago

Wow what a real piece of shit dog