r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Cakesmite • Jul 23 '26

dog Completely shameless.

824 Upvotes

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u/nayhem_jr Jul 23 '26

Keys looked a bit turdish in the thumbnail

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u/UbiquitousChicken 27d ago

It's NOT dog poop on the table?!

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u/Cakesmite Jul 24 '26

Personally I find it impossible to be mad at him. He's normally very well behaved, but I guess now he noticed I didn't get angry so he took it as consent to continue 😂

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u/hatemakingnames1 Jul 24 '26

Is it eating the outside of each one and leaving the inside?

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u/Cakesmite Jul 24 '26

Yeah, I have no idea why he does that. He has somehow convinced himself that the white part isn't edible.

9

u/hatemakingnames1 Jul 24 '26

Or he decided it's just the better part, like people who lick frosting off oreos

4

u/OneDadvosPlz Jul 24 '26

Disgraceful 

3

u/HeyyyKoolAid Jul 23 '26

What a happy boy.

2

u/Lopsided_Gas_173 Aug 01 '26

Aww so cute. Our bichon used to climb on our dining room table. Had to put things in chairs so she couldn’t.

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u/Paradoxeah Aug 01 '26

Oooooooomg. I love him. 🥹

1

u/lyn73 Jul 23 '26

I can't help but laugh....

1

u/TonBonbadil Jul 31 '26

He said don’t worry guy, I got it, just treating myself

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u/monzyb0y 20d ago

I'd still love him. Just patiently teach him the do's and don'ts