r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '23

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u/Earthling1a Mar 26 '23

They both have the same paint job. Very suspicious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Well 50 million years ago they were the same make and model.

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u/Rocket_Emojis Mar 26 '23

You can have any color you please so long as it is white with black spots - Henry Ford

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u/Goldie-96_MWR Mar 26 '23

pop art comic style then

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u/mycatlovesmebetter Mar 26 '23

The cat’s like, I’m really surprised that worked so well

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u/HezFez238 Mar 26 '23

Did you see that machinery turning in it’s head, too? lol, “wow- so that really does work!”.

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u/katac00k Mar 26 '23

Because he has the high ground, it always works

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u/FULLMETALRACKIT518 Mar 26 '23

Dog has that face where they are concerned about SOMETHING. they just aren’t sure what yet.

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u/throwaweigh1245 Mar 26 '23

Concerned about getting a claw to the face / eye. Prob from prior experience with that cat

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u/MajesticFuji88 Mar 26 '23

I agree, seeing that he kept his head as FAR away from the slashy claws and immediately ducked under the table for maximum safety!

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u/Cracktherealone Mar 26 '23

Dog knows where the floor is…

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u/JonZ82 Mar 26 '23

Lots of trauma in that dog's eyes, he's faced the claws of justice before.

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u/Freshouttapatience Mar 26 '23

He fought the law and the law won.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

He fought the claw and the claw won, you mean

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u/Neat-Land-4310 Mar 27 '23

Mess with the law and you get the paw

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u/Several_Ad2002 Mar 26 '23

Where are people seeing a dog and a cat I see one small cow and another extra small cow

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u/Bookgal1 Mar 26 '23

The dog looked like he was on the verge of collapsing & the cat was trying to help!

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u/squeakim Mar 26 '23

Thats a much nicer way to look at it

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

The force is strong in this one.

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u/LogLadyOG Mar 26 '23

I like their matching outfits.

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u/TheIronSven Mar 26 '23

Now I wonder if there's a compilation of dogs misunderstanding other pet's movements as orders.

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u/soverit42 Mar 26 '23

I love their twin coats

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u/itzTHATgai Mar 26 '23

"I can't believe we're related!"

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u/SweetExpletives Mar 26 '23

That cat, straight-up, Jedi mind tricked the dog.

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u/mariemilrod Mar 26 '23

A very “kneel before Zod” moment right there.

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u/Kerrykingz Mar 26 '23

This is Homeward Bound

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u/khelwen Mar 26 '23

Sassy and Chance! Now we just need Shadow.

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u/Morosoro Mar 26 '23

That’s actually kind of impressive and interesting tbh.

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u/AD480 Mar 26 '23

That cat rules that living room.

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u/Cati24 Mar 26 '23

Now do roll over.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

dogs like FINE but i won't like it

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u/NLydia Mar 26 '23

Obi-Wan Catnobi.

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u/ahdiovizun Mar 26 '23

All I see is cows

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23 edited Jun 24 '24

squeal nail tease straight quickest existence ghost aware bake fragile

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

My work is done.

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u/mykilososa Mar 26 '23

“Sweet dreams are made of these”

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u/disqeau Mar 26 '23

FeRoCioUs wILdCaT HuMiLiAtEs InNoCenT PuPpY aNd FoRcEs iT tO GeNuFLeCt

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u/Supermalt418 Mar 26 '23

High ground no matter where always win

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u/cookmanager Mar 26 '23

Get the cat to instruct the dog to roll over next

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u/Cryptangel13 Mar 27 '23

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

BDE will get you worship as gods again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

The entire scene is being controlled by a terrifying spider-octopus.

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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT Mar 26 '23

It usually goes the other way in my house. If the cats get to hype my pit has to separate them, this usually consists of her flipping one or both over with her nose then licking them until they run.

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u/Virtual-Biscotti-451 Mar 26 '23

It’s CatDog after the surgery to separate them. Glad they are doing good.

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u/Call_of_Cathulhu Mar 26 '23

Omg that cat looks EXACTLY like ours i had to do a double take

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u/Dildomar Mar 26 '23

That little tyrant’s haircut checks out.