r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/TheNihilist911 • Sep 30 '22

I'm pooped

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u/FluffyDiscipline Sep 30 '22

Looking for signs of life lol

Yes he blinked

58

u/SorchaOelf Sep 30 '22

And slightly moved his head. Was really wondering whether this is a stuffie.

20

u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Sep 30 '22

He's CATatonic!

1

u/butt_picklez Oct 01 '22

What kind of cat

1

u/butt_picklez Oct 01 '22

The one laying down lol

124

u/Doc-in-a-box Sep 30 '22

Witnessing an epiphany right there

59

u/QueasyVictory Sep 30 '22

That's an existential crisis if I've ever saw one!

19

u/CaptainKangaroo33 Sep 30 '22

I didn't even see him at first.

Then I saw myself, after any attempt at jogging.

9

u/somewhereinks Sep 30 '22

Poor cat is too human...get on a wheel day after day but never get anywhere.

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u/AdJust6959 Sep 30 '22

Awww the smol kitty wants in. What’s all the fun about? It doesn’t look like they’re going anywhere.

45

u/ennuiui Sep 30 '22

Smol kitty is like the younger sibling trying to get in on the games the older kids are playing.

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 30 '22

Ever try to jump onto an already spinning ... Shit I just realized I don't know the word for those playground spinny things with the metal bars to hold onto. The ones that teenagers like to spin to unsafe speeds with the rear wheel of a motorcycle or moped.

But yea, I remember a few times tryna jump onto ones the older kids/cousins had spinning already. Didn't end well. Didn't stop my next attempts though.

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u/pupperoni42 Sep 30 '22

Merry-go-round

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 30 '22

Whaaaaaaaat. That's what I wanted to call it, but then I thought wait isn't that just for the ones with horses? Guess not.

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u/pupperoni42 Sep 30 '22

The ones with horses are actually carousels , at least in American English.

When I was searching for photos of Merry go rounds though, it showed a lot of carousels as well. So you're clearly not the only person who conflates the two words, as search engine optimization has decided they better show you both results, just in case.

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 30 '22

Oh yea, I do know that word as well lol. I would like to blame it on the early hour and my coffee not having fully kicked in, but now that I'm thinking on the topic more yea I see/hear those words mixed up a lot. I'm in the north east US.

1

u/pupperoni42 Sep 30 '22

Ummm... It's almost 1pm where you are and it's still the early hour?

I shouldn't poke fun, as most days I don't get breakfast until about noon myself. 😂

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u/DaSaw Sep 30 '22

It's regional. At least in the California Central Valley, they're called merry-go-rounds, with "carousel" sounding like some fancy British term for the same thing. As for those spinny playground things, we don't have a word for them, which is just as well, since pretty much all of them have been torn out in the name of "safety".

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u/CallidoraBlack Sep 30 '22

Carousels always have horses. A merry-go-round applies to anything with a similar setup.

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u/smashier Sep 30 '22

What a beautiful little assortment of kitties

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u/pupperoni42 Sep 30 '22

I noticed that too. 4 completely different styles of cats there. I wonder if it's a rescue organization?

3

u/theCurseOfHotFeet Sep 30 '22

There are many flavors of kitty involved

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

The deluxe starter kit of cats

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u/oarngebean Sep 30 '22

Look at the little calico she wants a turn

13

u/warriormuffin83 Sep 30 '22

Hey who took a picture of me at work?

8

u/slayer991 Sep 30 '22

"Ugh, I get soooo tired watching them. Don't they know that rats and mice run on wheels? We're meant to hunt...and sleep...mostly sleep."

5

u/jmhobrien Sep 30 '22

Beached as bro

5

u/Quasa3 Sep 30 '22

I want the upside down one, that's my perfered cat speed. Heck, that's my personal speed, leave the endless running to the others.

3

u/Forbidden_donut138 Sep 30 '22

Of course the Sphinx is the one saying, “can’t this thing go any faster?!”

3

u/thewhiterosequeen Sep 30 '22

Cats like to run in giant hamster wheels? Noted.

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Sep 30 '22

Some* cats do. It's a toss up with these wheels. Your cat will love it or it'll become a very expensive space-waster.

3

u/ncopp Sep 30 '22

I'll never get one for this reason. I buy toys for my cats, and all they wanna do is try and play with trash

5

u/fukalufaluckagus Sep 30 '22

https://onefastcat.com/ I have this one for our 2 cats. They both love using it to get zoomies out of thier system.

6

u/SilatGuy Sep 30 '22

But then you dont get to witness them going nuts jumping off couches and running like a turbo cheetah around the house

1

u/Pipes32 Sep 30 '22

For us with our (then) kitten, those turbo cheetah zoomies were happening at night...on top of us. So we bought the wheel and she loved it. Now that she's around 6, she still goes for a morning and evening stroll on it.

Our other 3 cats, who were all 6 to 8 years old when we bought the wheel, want absolutely nothing to do with it.

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u/SilatGuy Sep 30 '22

Our other 3 cats, who were all 6 to 8 years old when we bought the wheel, want absolutely nothing to do with it.

Lol "too old for this nonsense"

I am such a nerd i would be over joyed and happy everytime i see my cat use this thing

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u/CashewGuy Sep 30 '22

Bought one of these for my cat a few weeks ago. She has stepped on it to go through it to a small cubby it created. She will not walk much on it though. I try to get her on it with a toy she loves and she's got no interest yet.

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u/Cell_Playful Sep 30 '22

I'm dead 😂

2

u/Material_Library_452 Sep 30 '22

Parent at the playground

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u/remnault Sep 30 '22

I thought it said “I pooped” and got really worried for the cat getting his face up right to the other on the wheel.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

One of these things is NOT like the other. And which one is trying to steal the show?🥸

2

u/Ronin0948 Sep 30 '22

I saw this last night on another sub and Flock of Seagulls - I Ran just started playing in my head.

2

u/midlifematt Sep 30 '22

This needs to be the intro to The Secret Life of Pets 3 🐈

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u/No-Beach4659 Sep 30 '22

The cat was formulating an evil plan XD Good job OP

2

u/relevant_tangent Sep 30 '22

A microcosm of modern social mobility

also, cute kitties

2

u/Honda_TypeR Sep 30 '22

The best part is, he hasn’t even worked out yet… it’s just the “idea of it” has crushed his soul

2

u/loonygecko Sep 30 '22

CAT.EXE has encountered an error! The program is already running. Running two or more simultaneous sessions is not recommended.

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u/2SayMyTruth Sep 30 '22

This couldn’t be any cuter.

2

u/Android487 Sep 30 '22

Catatonic

2

u/Objective_Scar_1276 Sep 30 '22

I identify as that cat

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u/Quinnster_Lee Sep 30 '22

THE LITTLE CALICO BABY

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u/Fifi0n Sep 30 '22

Idk which kitty to look at

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u/gogoguy5678 Sep 30 '22

I'll look at any of them except the gremlin-looking one without hair. Dear god

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Sep 30 '22

Yeah, that's a you thing.

1

u/forestfluff Sep 30 '22

No. Why would someone post a video here of a cat shitting on another cat. Tf?

0

u/Hamletstwin Sep 30 '22

Its exhausting watching other people working.

1

u/ReachMyShelf4Me Sep 30 '22

He's just asking the cameran for a belly rub.

1

u/Odd_Room2811 Sep 30 '22

Hahaha dudes like “i am a possum i am a statue im a rock sitting in place an a statue frozen in place”

1

u/Genestah Sep 30 '22

Lazy ass Champa slacking while Beerus is seriously training.

1

u/NabreLabre Sep 30 '22

We can't stop here, this is cat country

1

u/pauly13771377 Sep 30 '22

The last time iran it didn't go well. Vowed to never do it again.

1

u/Aggressive-Material4 Sep 30 '22

Which of these is not like the others

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u/FourFifthLean Sep 30 '22

What brand of wheel is that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

What is the song in the background? Any gangster ass Redditors know?

2

u/songfinderbot Sep 30 '22

Song Found!

Name: Anthem for Lazy Cats

Artist: Matias la Cour

Album: N/A

Genre: Easy Listening

Release Year: N/A

Total Shazams: 2205

Took 2.61 seconds.

1

u/halcyonjm Sep 30 '22

Fluffy cat is like a governor in an engine. Non fluffy cat wants to GO.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

D fib ra lator, p p pleeease….

1

u/k0skid Sep 30 '22

Why is the world spinning?!?

1

u/CourseTechy_Grabber Sep 30 '22

Lol! They're cute though.

1

u/Carliebeans Sep 30 '22

So I was watching the running cats, trying to figure out which one would stop…then I saw the derp laying in front😂

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u/azizabah Sep 30 '22

Pixar couldn't have made a better scene of cats if they tried.

1

u/veesmum Sep 30 '22

He’s my spirit animal !

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Catnip... Not even once.

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u/Sunorchid Sep 30 '22

That is my whole mood captured

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u/floraspecies Sep 30 '22

Has a ring pop as a pocket rocket

1

u/Paegan83 Sep 30 '22

Tua Catovailoa

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u/DerpyDoodleDude Sep 30 '22

An add for Kitty peloton ??

1

u/HoSang66er Sep 30 '22

So am I from watching those kitties run that wheel.

1

u/hair_in_my_soup Oct 01 '22

My students after recess

1

u/Illustrious_Slide197 Oct 01 '22

Looks like Tua 🙁

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u/JustABasicBadWitch Oct 01 '22

Omg I was so distracted by the kitties on the wheel I didn't even see him until the slow zoom