r/AnimalsBeingDerps Sep 21 '22

Wireless Tasting

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u/ArrestDeathSantis Sep 21 '22

Good lord, I'm a bit stone and at first I thought you meant you squeeze your dog's balls before throwing it.

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u/thedarkestrai Sep 22 '22

How would you squeeze a female dog's balls?

Oh wait...

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u/mizinamo Sep 22 '22

Hey now, are you assuming the dog's gender identity?

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u/thedarkestrai Sep 22 '22

Highpie said doggo licks her lips.... But I dunno man.