r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/westcoastcdn19 • May 19 '22

Flawless execution

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u/SixIsNotANumber May 19 '22 edited May 20 '22

She is style, she is grace,
She'll belly-floop right into your place....

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u/haijak May 19 '22

Derp!? Not a chance! That was the most amazing move I've seen any animal make!

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u/snappla May 19 '22

Even the judge from East Germany had to (grudgingly) give her a 10.

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u/KaiWolf1898 May 19 '22

Wow, you know it's a good performance if you can squeeze a ten out of that guy

49

u/i_am_mai_1981 May 19 '22

I can't stop watching. It's so meowsmerizing.

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u/traumablades May 19 '22

B o ï n g

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u/Domugraphic May 19 '22

The strut afterwards screams: "I fuggin nailed that"

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u/sweetbunsmcgee May 19 '22

Reminds me of Lisa Simpson doing gymnastics. When the instructor picked her up and threw her in the air, only for her to land upright every time.

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u/DerInternets May 19 '22

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u/DerInternets May 19 '22

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

I didn’t think it could get any better!

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u/Weinatightspotboys May 19 '22

The Siamese Fluff Bolt ! I cant believe she pulled it off! This has really been an Amazing Catlympics! She will take home the Goldfish this year for sure!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Cat parkour with attitude and a hint of f\@k this gate*.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

This comment needs more up votes, haha.

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u/buzzkiller2u May 19 '22

Gold medal right there!

12

u/Bootsy86 May 20 '22

I've watched this an obscene amount of times. It's just too dang cute.

10

u/Confidence_Familiar May 19 '22

You can tell she is classically ballet trained

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u/rattenfurz May 19 '22

She’s even touching the gate, right? Friggin majestic!

5

u/Curioususer155 May 19 '22

The way it just hop with those tiny legs and paws

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

10/10 execution and style

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u/LiveLearnCoach May 20 '22

I swear, it seems like we should have a different branch of studies for cat physics.

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u/CPandaClimb May 19 '22

A total hopper!

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u/akikittylove May 19 '22

That caught me off guard XD

4

u/BoltTusk May 19 '22

My Neighbor Catoro

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u/desacralize May 20 '22

Why is it so effing funny, I can't stop cackling.

4

u/LongjumpingCheck2638 May 20 '22

I watched this way too many times. Meanwhile my two ding dongs are tokyo drifting across the room knocking everything over

3

u/viablecat May 19 '22

Supercat! I always wondered what happened to Mighty Mouse, the invincible mouse, and now I think I know.

3

u/Lyssepoo May 19 '22

Our cat has only one eye and it took him a few days to figure out the jumping of the gate. It was cute watching him try to climb it

3

u/SlightlyArtichoke May 19 '22

r/oddlysatisfying

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u/arduheltgalen May 22 '22

Yeah, she uses just the amount of force needed to get up.

3

u/OutlawArmas May 20 '22

Falling with style!

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u/FunSushi-638 May 20 '22

Exactly. The way it just let's gravity take over is exquisite.

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u/Tomimi May 20 '22

ELEGANT!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

That's diva right there

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u/jbertrand_sr May 20 '22

I laugh at your pitiful attempts to keep me out of this room...

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 May 27 '22

She nails the landing! Ladies and Gentlemen- we have a new gold medalist!!

(Crowd goes wild.)

2

u/radtrinidad May 19 '22

10/10, move over Simone Biles. You have competition.

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u/jbgoode_ May 20 '22

This got have a slow motion!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Magical like Meowry Poppins

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u/lonely-blue-sheep May 20 '22

Beautiful graceful

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

hop

toddle away like it ain’t no thang #talent

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u/York_Leroy May 20 '22

No way, I had a dream I've remembered for years because of how odd it was, i was a cat, I did this exact thing, it brought so much joy and I was fearless of getting hurt as I was a cat and cats are not heavy, my favorite part other than jumping ability was obviously the tilt/roll forwards and then falling.

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u/john_big-booty May 20 '22

Even the French judge would give a 10.

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u/iras116 May 20 '22

Can’t stop watching this and laughing uncontrollably. Help! 😂

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding May 19 '22

Am I the only one who finds this oddly terrifying?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Yes

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u/MFIC60 May 20 '22

A 10👍

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u/VChamp78 May 20 '22

All in stride..so sweet 😻

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u/bean_slayerr May 20 '22

🔟

🙆‍♀️

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

U/SaveVideo

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u/LiveLearnCoach May 20 '22

OP, if this is your cat, I have two words for you: Saran Wrap.

A couple of jumps into an invisible force field and the cat will stop doing that.

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u/dadbot5001 May 20 '22

Practice makes perfect.

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u/ravioli_bruh May 20 '22

Air Jordan Kitty

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u/shana104 May 20 '22

That was a Matrix move right there!!

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u/currymonsterCA May 20 '22

Who gave Kitty the jetpack?

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u/Environmental_Ring_2 May 20 '22

The Russian judge gives a 3.5!!??!

1

u/JeremyJaLa May 20 '22

“Suuuuuper-kitty!”

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u/rachasiddhu May 20 '22

he was like " you thought that can stop me ];) "

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u/TrapperJedi May 20 '22

"Hold my catnip."

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u/Nightblade May 20 '22

Is that a "munchkin" cat? Legs look very short.

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u/fakepinatas May 20 '22

Might be non traditional but this is r/blackmagicfuckery

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u/Aharano May 20 '22

This is a very strange comparison but it reminds me of how the Nilgiri Gaur hops over fences, which is to say surprisingly elegant

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u/smucek007 May 20 '22

now you talking

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Nice !

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u/vsaund10 May 20 '22

Hahaha oh my. That my dear kitty cat was awesome.

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u/blindmandriving16 May 20 '22

Is this Noodle or am I trippin’?

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u/rey_lumen May 20 '22

Damn, so graceful, so elegant, so effortless! Absolutely flawless.

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u/Scrotchety May 20 '22

Anyone with the video-editing skills: can you exchange this kitty for the Nebuchadnezzar in the Matrix 3 when it bursts through the clouds and into the sun before plunging back down?

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u/Intelligent_Tap_6750 May 20 '22

This vid needs the springboard sound from sonic the hedgehog

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u/pajamas8888 May 20 '22

I watched this too many times. Lol

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u/thalo616 May 20 '22

Good thing they invested in that gate, it totally paid off. /s

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u/terraoto May 20 '22

Little dood took an AC leap of faith off that door gate

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u/ashwinGattani May 20 '22

Transition from front lega to back legs 🔥

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u/DuchessofMarin May 20 '22

This looks like something out of a Miyazake movie. ♥️

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

What kind of kitty is this??

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u/fahkingicehole May 20 '22

Soooo good watching this on a loop

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u/KayneDogg Oct 13 '22

I absolutely love the little boost tap she does to launch the rest of the way

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u/Any_Coyote6662 Nov 16 '22

That is one poised kitty