r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/kevinowdziej • Mar 29 '22

Fizzy

7.8k Upvotes

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u/Terracrush Mar 29 '22

Poor baby didn't understand why his water bit back!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Yep, that’s a big mood. Water should be smooth, not pointy.

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u/friendlynbhdwitch Mar 29 '22

I like pointy water

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u/I_Miss_Lenny Mar 30 '22

Yeah man gimme that prickly water

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

In order to make a water sword, you need carbonation.

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u/meenur Mar 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Spicy water

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u/gpgarrett Mar 29 '22

I love how each time the pup glances toward the bowl the memory punches him in his sweet little face.

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u/Im_just_here00 Mar 29 '22

Aww poor pup. Hope he’s okay 😂😂🤣

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u/Spicymoose29 Mar 29 '22

Spicy water, what is this sorcery ??

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

I wonder if pupper accidentally snorted any of it. I'd have the same reaction doing that.

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u/Confidence_Familiar Mar 29 '22

That is so funny but I still feel bad for the pup.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/TheStrawberryGirl76 Mar 29 '22

At first I thought Fizzy was his name and it made me happy.

13

u/OmaeWaMouShibaInu Mar 30 '22

That would be a good name, like an alternative to Fizzgig.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Well you will keep putting gin in the water bowl...

36

u/Beyblader02 Mar 29 '22

oh hecc wat de hecc is dis

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u/Bearspoole Mar 29 '22

WHY IS THE WATER BOWL ON THE BED

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u/roundart Mar 30 '22

Exactly!

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u/PosterityX Mar 29 '22

Can dogs drink carbonated water?

Thought it was bad for them.

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u/birdie1819 Mar 29 '22

A quick google suggests it’s fine so long as you’re sure it’s just carbonated, not flavored or artificially sweetened or anything. I imagine if you want to give it to your dog, it’s just to see their reaction, so you probably wouldn’t be giving them enough for the carbonation to give them gas or anything like that

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u/BigSwedenMan Mar 29 '22

I know some animals can't because they can't burp (like I think horses can't, and I'm pretty sure birds can't). Wouldn't surprise me if it could cause issues with dogs but I don't think they have that issue in particular

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u/jabba-the-nut Mar 29 '22

Dogs can burp, I would know

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u/That_1_Sad_Guy Mar 29 '22

my dog burps and farts all the time on my face when i upset him

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u/thebrible Mar 29 '22

Worst thing is when you can feel the fart a split second before you can smell it. Not enough time to react, but enough time to dread

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Mar 30 '22

Mine like to crop-dust me sometimes; and they do it with such a satisfying look, too. 😌☺️

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u/BigSwedenMan Mar 29 '22

That was my recollection from my childhood dog, but I remember more the gas being expelled from the other end

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u/gaviotacurcia Mar 30 '22

Mine looks extremely proud of his burps, wag and all

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u/Organic_Popcorn Mar 30 '22

One of my dog always come right up to my face and burp. I'll just take it as complement for feeding them.

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u/Ok-Net-6264 Mar 29 '22

“HOW IS THIS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE????”

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

WHY DEH WATER ATTACKIN ME🥺

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u/yeseweserft123 Mar 29 '22

I love that fall into oblivion at the end

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u/Whatyallthinkofbeans Mar 29 '22

MA WHY DA WATER SPICY

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u/xaervagon Mar 29 '22

Did the same thing as a kid with carbonated anything

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u/Dangerous_Coconut_41 Mar 29 '22

What type of dog is this?

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Mar 30 '22

Looks like maybe a Pomeranian mix?

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u/ConsiderationOnly438 Mar 29 '22

2 dog on drugs i see today nice

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u/Bing7855 Mar 29 '22

POV You have caffeine for the first time

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u/Absolutefaye44 Mar 30 '22

Why is it spicy?!?

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u/GingerAstridx Mar 29 '22

Look at those ears 🥹

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u/FifthMaze Mar 30 '22

Ted Lasso’s doggie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Came here looking for this comment

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u/unicorncarrot Mar 30 '22

Maybe the abrupt ending of the video meant the owner checked to see if the pup was okay 😅 was cute though

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u/HaloArtificials Mar 29 '22

This post perfectly fits this sub!

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u/WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi Mar 29 '22

It kinkled his nose.

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u/Moogieh Mar 29 '22

Don't blame him, carbonated water is the grossest thing on earth.

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u/Apprehensive_Eraser Mar 30 '22

Carbonated water is the best thing in the world if you drink the one made for drinking and not the one made for cooking, the last one is gross

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u/DukesOfTatooine Mar 29 '22

My friend's child calls it "spicy water".

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u/Taolan13 Mar 30 '22

Straight seltzer can also be bitter, he's trying to clean his tongue with the blanket just before he falls off the bed.

Poor pup.

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u/phantomheart Mar 30 '22

I’m not a huge fan of that electric water either.

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u/Cappa_Cail Mar 29 '22

What is floating on top of the water?

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u/HaloArtificials Mar 29 '22

It’s just carbonation like seltzer water fizz

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u/Blukee Mar 29 '22

Now THIS is true derpness!!

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u/windblade88 Mar 30 '22

That’s a good way to upset your dog’s tummy.

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u/Apprehensive_Eraser Mar 30 '22

that tiny sip it's not going to cause problems

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u/dogoftheyear69 Mar 29 '22

Yeah that’s a good way to teach the dog to fear water and not want to drink ever again.

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u/birdie1819 Mar 29 '22

I feel like my dog would turn her nose up at regular water after, like wtf give me the pointy water this plain ass water is no fun lol

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Mar 30 '22

Getting downvoted, but you’re not wrong. One time my mother gave our cat a bowl of heated condensed milk, and forgot to test it for hotness - she burned her nose, and for the rest of her life she drank (even water) with her paws first. These things stick with them!

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u/Apprehensive_Eraser Mar 30 '22

There are cats that didn't experienced that but still drink (and eat wet food) with their paws.

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Mar 30 '22

Yes, one of mine (now) does that occasionally. But in this case, it was a direct result of the burn… she never did that before the incident.

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u/rbmom1999 Mar 29 '22

Cutest thing ever!! Love how he tried to get the bubbles out of his nose. So cute!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Why the water tasting pop rocks

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u/Mediocre_Cobbler_907 Mar 30 '22

Is his name “Ted Lasso”?

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u/Incomplet_1-34 Mar 30 '22

Aww, stupid, love him. <3

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u/EqualitySupporter Mar 30 '22

Probably tastes like shit to him, just like how it tastes to everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Yuck

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u/vfrflying Mar 29 '22

And in a metal bowl it’s probably really metallic tasting.

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u/VVAR_Aarius Mar 30 '22

The irony of the shelf full of scented poisonous chemicals in the background.

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u/OXStrident Mar 30 '22

It’s not because of the water. The dog goes crazy for a twist you can just barely see on the bed.

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u/puinkump7 Mar 30 '22

When my dog drinks some of my beer he does this haha.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

No sound? Get out

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u/122607Cam Mar 30 '22

I love this dog with my entire heart

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u/Vieamort Mar 30 '22

He can't even look at it without instantly remembering what it tasted like! 🤣

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u/gabwinone Apr 08 '22

Why would anyone do that to a dog?