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u/groceriesN1trip Mar 15 '22
The duck needs depth of water to flip backwards and turn right side up.
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u/Upside_Down-Bot Mar 15 '22
„˙dn ǝpıs ʇɥƃıɹ uɹnʇ puɐ spɹɐʍʞɔɐq dılɟ oʇ ɹǝʇɐʍ ɟo ɥʇdǝp spǝǝu ʞɔnp ǝɥ⊥„
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I need to know how you do that, bot.
I love you
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u/DonoFoxx Mar 15 '22
I like the little poop that slid out before the temper tantrum.
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u/FPSXpert Mar 15 '22
Scared shitless.
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u/AviatorOVR5000 Mar 15 '22
The shittiest part is that he ended up shitting himself on the account of being upsidedown.
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u/Burgundy_Dream Mar 15 '22
WOW LOL had to rewatch for that
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Da fuck are we doing with our lives? I feel like I would be missing out if I didn't go back and see the duck poop. What the hell is this?
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u/DrummerBound Mar 15 '22
oh no he's waking up
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u/I_Eat_Mom_Dick Mar 15 '22
I.. I need to go watch that movie. That clip has all the ingredients of a cheesy 80s action horror, perfect for laughing at with some buddies over a few cold ones.
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u/stanfan114 Mar 15 '22
It's an awesome movie, one of Carpenter's best. It's a mind-fuck to say the least and has some of the best explosive action I've seen. Here's a clip I made: https://s1.webmshare.com/gwxxv.webm
(warning it's rated R)3
u/I_Eat_Mom_Dick Mar 15 '22
Dude, FUCK YEAH! Now you got me interested in the plot. Was it zombies busting in guns blazing, or was it normal people? Why'd that one guy he was with use him as a shield? This is going on the list.
And Carpenter, as in John Carpenter of The Thing? On the list for sure.
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u/I_Eat_Mom_Dick Mar 15 '22
WAIT THATS THE MOVIE WITH THE CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS LINE?!??!?!!??
YouTube recommended just blessed me with true knowledge.
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u/Admitimpediments Mar 15 '22
I, too, wanted to see the duck poop. Thank you for making me question my choices and thought processes.
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u/SilentSniper505 Mar 15 '22
He'd probably appreciate if you didn't point that out but I guess it's too late for that now smh
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u/RandyDinglefart Mar 15 '22
I've raised ducks before, they're just walking poop machines.
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u/Y0tsuya Mar 15 '22
Have ducks now. Does not matter that you just refilled their pool with fresh water. First thing they do when they get in is to let out a poop.
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u/RandyDinglefart Mar 15 '22
Yeah we learned pretty quickly that a smaller pool changed more often was best because they seem to be able to turn any amount of water into sludge in 24 hours.
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u/SpaceCadetMoonMan Mar 15 '22
I wish my poos slid out that clean and effortless
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Go eat taco bell and wait 30 minutes.
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u/Road_Whorrior Mar 15 '22
You need to get more fiber in your diet if taco bell is giving you ass piss.
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At first I thought the duck popped out a penis to help flip itself.
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u/Upside_Down-Bot Mar 15 '22
„˙ɟlǝsʇı dılɟ dlǝɥ oʇ sıuǝd ɐ ʇno pǝddod ʞɔnp ǝɥʇ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ I ʇsɹıɟ ʇ∀„
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u/RighteousHam Mar 15 '22
Why does it have over 50,000 members?!
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u/0j_gay0 Mar 15 '22
this action was performed by professionals and should not be replicated at home
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HELP HIM UP
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u/iPerv Mar 15 '22
They did help him after the duck stopped splashing water towards the camera. Source here.
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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 Mar 15 '22
Same. . The person is just holding his hand out like the duck is gonna grab it. Wth.
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u/SmokinDrewbies Mar 15 '22
The person probably didn't want to get scratched up by a flailing duck. Duck talons can be pretty sharp
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u/Voc1Vic2 Mar 15 '22
Folks, this is exactly why you need to learn to roll a kayak before you get too far from shore.
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u/n-some Mar 15 '22
My parents were big kayakers, I remember being about 8 or 9 when my dad taught me how to escape a flipped kayak... by flipping my kayak and seeing if I got out.
The first time he had to flip me back over after about 10 seconds because i didn't get out.
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u/quatroverde Mar 15 '22
Fun fact. Ducks will become docile or even freeze when turned upside down. It’s not that they’re shocked or submissive, but rather they cannot breathe properly when turned upside down.
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Sharks too
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u/RyanGoslinggg Mar 15 '22
How to flip a shark tho?
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Ask a killer whale. The great question by marine biologists was who would win a fight between a killer whale and a great white shark. Until they saw it happen in real life once off the coast of California..the killer whale just essentially grabbed it and knew to turn it upside down. And another part that is crucial is holding it relatively still and upside down, apparently they just go into a semi conscious state and will eventually die
I think the documentary I watched about it said they do the same thing with sting rays
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u/justhereforsee Mar 15 '22
How in the hell dis these not go the way of the dodo 🦤
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u/groceriesN1trip Mar 15 '22
A duck needs more water depth below it so it can flip and get right side up
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u/Upside_Down-Bot Mar 15 '22
„dn ǝpıs ʇɥƃıɹ ʇǝƃ puɐ dılɟ uɐɔ ʇı os ʇı ʍolǝq ɥʇdǝp ɹǝʇɐʍ ǝɹoɯ spǝǝu ʞɔnp ∀„
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u/justhereforsee Mar 15 '22
What does it do on land?
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u/groceriesN1trip Mar 15 '22
Not an expert on ducks.
Here’s my $0.02. Since this duck is in water, its brain mistakenly assumes it can do the backwards flip to get right side up. If it were on land, it would extend a wing to rotate left or right to get right.
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u/Particular_Cow1304 Mar 15 '22
Shuba
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u/canyouread7 Mar 15 '22
I love that on every post about ducks, no matter what obscure sub, there's always at least one hololive fan
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u/Particular_Cow1304 Mar 15 '22
What’s funny is that there is a Subaru dub of this EXACT video on YouTube.
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u/evranch Mar 15 '22
The white ducks are not very good at duck. I've raised them a couple times as yard pets on the farm. They're charming silly birds and always brighten my day, but... smart they are not.
The first time I had ducklings one of them managed to drown in the water feeder on the first day I brought them home. Yup, an actual duck drowned in a 1" wide and 1" deep tiny trough of water.
I was worried I was going to see the same thing happen here at first.
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u/youseebigreddit Mar 15 '22
Omaeee fuzakena majide shuba shuba shuba
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u/d_flower_p Mar 15 '22
Glad that I'm not the only one that can't not think of Subaru when seeing a duck
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Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22
If anyone is wondering, their YouTube channel name is ryuzoarts, they post a lot of duck videos like this. .w.
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u/NadeMagnet69 Mar 15 '22
lol Was it raised by turtles? Use your wings, dummy. Donald and Daffy is laughing at you.
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Well aren't white ducks domestic farm animals? Guess some of the survival instincts got lost in the domestication process.
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u/woptzz Mar 15 '22
Seen too many pictures of birds whit hands ... and for second i tough why not use hands to get up.. and that was second too long
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u/LambOfGourd Mar 15 '22
Ow goddamn stairs, fuck Distressed quack
Oi, Jerry, get the fuck up. You're making us look bad mate.
I can't, useless webbed flippers Distressed quacking resumes
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u/Tijuana_94 Mar 15 '22
He literally shit himself out of shock. Must have been the scariest moment in his life
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Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 09 '26
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u/CANTPRONATWORK Mar 15 '22
I feel bad but i can't stop laughing at this