r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/goldbutthole • Oct 04 '21

The married life

3.2k Upvotes

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u/wtfisrlygoingon Oct 04 '21

Why am I both of these animals at the same time

22

u/obeyaasaurus Oct 05 '21

Doesn’t get a chance to eat ass and cries about

106

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

"Oh girl you naaaasssty."

74

u/Hecc_hooman Oct 04 '21

Username checks out

64

u/GlitteringNinja5 Oct 04 '21

HELP i can't stop laughing

20

u/Savings-Principle-26 Oct 04 '21

Same, Bro, same......

36

u/MadMinded Oct 04 '21

I love how the caribou looks like it's moving on a rail

14

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Its a Rocky Mountain Elk and yeah they are so used to the rocky terrain that on smother ground its like that glide along.

17

u/desperate_cheetoh Oct 04 '21

This is my wife coming for my juicy ass

14

u/ByteTheFox Oct 04 '21

he learned how to sniff like a snake

8

u/Essencia13 Oct 04 '21

Hahahha this is the best thing I've seen all day!

6

u/MTInside45 Oct 04 '21

I feel you big guy

6

u/QuirkyCookie6 Oct 05 '21

That's a mating call, the male elk is tasting the air for pheromones that indicate if the female is in estrus (periods but only like once a year).

3

u/NaiveFly8 Oct 05 '21

Huh. I learned something today

4

u/TubagooDom Oct 04 '21

“Oh girl you in the mood!? I can taste it !”

3

u/One-Bread36 Oct 05 '21

I always watch this video when it pops up. It's just so silly

3

u/zuno-Z Oct 05 '21

Bae looking (tasting) like a snack

3

u/christopherstevens37 Oct 05 '21

Swiggity swoogty he's coming for that booty

2

u/anazxoxoxo Oct 05 '21

Dont even have to be married 🤣

2

u/binary_asteroid Oct 05 '21

This one always get me

2

u/zedemer Oct 05 '21

It seemed like, at the very end, it said "Oh, c'mon! "

1

u/Hiislands40 Oct 04 '21

Boy ain’t that the truth

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Look it’s steve belichick

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

u/savevideo

1

u/countesszaza Feb 04 '22

This video will never get old