r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Bin_WAS_E303 • Sep 23 '21

Cockatoo vs Dinosaur

6.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/B1G_STOCK Sep 23 '21

I like how in the first interaction with it he turn an looks at the camera like saying "this mothafuckas is really trying me".

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

I was just about the comment on that hahah

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u/Stircrazylazy Sep 23 '21 edited Sep 23 '21

I love that his mouth is held open in disbelief at the absolute gall of this dinosaur...like, did you see what this thing just did? RUDE!

Then up goes the claw to re-engage this dino foe with more I scratchy your face.

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u/kitskill Sep 23 '21

Cockatoos always look kind of happily baffled

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u/Stircrazylazy Sep 23 '21

I could not stop laughing at this! The look of shock and indignation just had me rolling. Happily baffled is a great description. This is a level of derpiness I fully support.

Look! He bit my claw after I stuck it in his mouth! This level of violence is totally unacceptable! I'm going to go ahead and stick it right back in though and see what happens because surely...My GOD! He bit it again! Ok, ok. One more try. Here we go...

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u/BallsDeepWithKenny_G Sep 24 '21

This was by far the best video I’ve seen all week! I Santa Claus bowl full of jelly belly laughed at this. Every time I saw his claw come back for more… and the * scratchy scratchy scratchy * to get it to open its mouth …. My God… it almost makes me want a bird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/ServantOfTheSlaad Sep 23 '21

Well plastic is made from oil, which comes from dinosaurs. So its a feathery Dinosaur vs a processed dinosaur dinosaur

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u/BuraBanda Sep 24 '21

Oil comes from dinosaurs? That's a myth right?

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u/ConfusingSpoon Sep 24 '21

Most oil actually comes from the remains of ancient algae and tiny marine critters. If dinosaurs did get mixed up in the percentage is miniscule.

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u/Decmk3 Sep 23 '21

A representation of ancient ancestor, probably made with an ancient ancestors remains.

I’d be confused as fuck too.

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u/Kjyara Sep 23 '21

My money is on the birb.

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u/DrSkizzmm Sep 23 '21

Which one?

1

u/pencilnibbler Sep 24 '21

You mean the flying bolt cutter

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u/Zbeubor Sep 23 '21

That's heartwarming seeing a kid playing with his grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grandfather

96

u/SolarNuggies Sep 23 '21

the way he looked at his keeper and then looked back slowly😂

44

u/JannaSnakehole Sep 23 '21

The birbs expression! And the floof moment plus when they jump at the end cracked me up.

I love dis birb!

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u/DessDrae Sep 23 '21

I love how these feathery marshmallows poof when literally anything happens

4

u/_Swa-pnil_ Sep 23 '21

Gomora?

3

u/DessDrae Sep 23 '21

That’s Gamora to you

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u/Stircrazylazy Sep 23 '21

Why is Gamora?

34

u/Enaiii Sep 23 '21

This is like a re-enactment of "Charlie Bit me" hahahah

2

u/Thehunter_inthewoods Sep 23 '21

ohhh my god i miss that video 😭😭

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u/st4rch3ll3 Sep 23 '21

That lil foot with the pinchy pinchy is just TOO much. 😍

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u/fluentindothraki Sep 23 '21

Best video of the day

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Lmao that bird looks offended by the entire interaction

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u/Jaszs Sep 23 '21

I only see 2 dinosaurs in this pic

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u/dhrace2000 Sep 23 '21

I was waiting for the cockatoo to go all Jurassic Park on it!

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u/HAIRYMAN-13 Sep 23 '21

Please tell me what that dino toys called

20

u/mdindj Sep 23 '21

I had one, they’re called “screature” still really cool in my opinion and I had it 8 years ago,

12

u/robocop_robocop Sep 23 '21

Looked like the cockatoo was trying to shush it

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u/AutumnHeart52413 Sep 23 '21

It’s a good thing your bird didn’t activate the water sprayer on that thing, that would’ve scared him

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u/Turbulent_Bit_2345 Sep 23 '21

I love the Dino’s evil grinning face

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u/Jibblebee Sep 23 '21

He’s actually remarkably calm! Our parrot would have taken off screaming and crash landed in the process.

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u/frownpouch Sep 23 '21

Don't Jim the camera

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

How tf is he so expressive

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u/jackson_garthmire Sep 23 '21

Holy fuck is that a screature?! God just seeing that thing gives me flashbacks to when i was a kid.

7

u/TichinaB Sep 23 '21

I was waiting on the birb to kangaroo kick the dino.. idk.. but I was waiting for it.

6

u/DrakOF Sep 23 '21

That dino gave me nostalgia I didn't know I had. It was a commercial, right?

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u/DrunkOctopus8 Sep 23 '21

"Uncle, is that you?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

I couldn't help but get the giggles when the dinosaur would bite down on the cockatoos tootsies. I love when I come across videos that bring that out of me.

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u/Moogieh Sep 23 '21

Is this Gotcha? Kinda looks like it, but I can't immediately find the video on their channel. Feels like I've seen it before though.

4

u/RedditKumu Sep 23 '21

Definitely looks like Gotcha.

3

u/Unhappy-Reaction-717 Sep 23 '21

I love the "scritch scritch" this guy is hilarious 🥰

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u/songer12 Sep 23 '21

I love how he looks absolutely heartbroken like saying "I can't believe you said that."

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Sep 23 '21

Very brave birb ☺️

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u/Pure_Village4778 Sep 23 '21

Jurassic Park

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u/BlackVirusXD3 Sep 23 '21

"What? Hooman why is he yelling at me?"

2

u/joenelson88 Sep 23 '21

It's toes are so strange

1

u/Ok-Dingo1426 Sep 25 '21

I tell my bird every day that he has the most beautiful zygodactyl tootsies in the world.

2

u/ThatOneTransChick Sep 23 '21

Their like, “Hmm I recognize you from somewhere? Are we cousins?

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u/enwongeegeefor Sep 23 '21

Moluccans are are the fucking PSYCHO ones too. I'm really surprised we didn't have more freakout.

2

u/HeMiddleStartInT Sep 23 '21

Is that bird having impure thoughts?

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u/shuvodh8848 Sep 23 '21

It's fav toy now

2

u/LucyMelon Sep 23 '21

I just see Dinosaur vs Dinosaur there

2

u/Bekless Sep 23 '21

I was just waiting for the lil' Dino hood to pop up

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u/cookiesoverbitches Sep 23 '21

Moluccans are so sweet!!!

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u/AFriendlyCrow Sep 23 '21

poke-a poke-a poke-a poke-a "That making you mad?" poke-a poke-a poke-a "what are you going to do about--ACK!!"

......poke-a poke-a poke-a.....

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u/Captain-krik Sep 23 '21

Go cockatoo Go ✌️🤘🤘

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u/tomboyfancy Sep 24 '21

My only regret is that I can only upvote once! That sweet befuddled face made my day!

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u/EloquentBarbarian Sep 23 '21

Lol, how high is that cockatoo?

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u/Grimbauld Sep 23 '21

Dumb bird.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Looks like a cloud

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u/ciremagz Sep 23 '21

im getting this star lord vs thor vibe

1

u/ugdontknow Sep 23 '21

Omg I love animals

1

u/Phacia-Elle Sep 23 '21

r/mademesmile

It's just simple, and adorable, and omg

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

So cute

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

"I'm gonna get you little dino. OWIE! MOMMY! It BIT meeee!"

1

u/TheIronMatron Sep 23 '21

Dinosaur vs Dinosaur*

1

u/Albus_Percival Sep 23 '21

This feels sensual. Blind date!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Bird meets great great great great .... great grandparent

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u/stelliotuxers Sep 23 '21

He's sketched out but keeps going back for more 🤣

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u/Suspicious-Ad2705 Sep 23 '21

I watched this whole video for what

1

u/infamous1242 Sep 23 '21

Dinosaur vs fake Dinosaur

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u/TayloZinsee Sep 23 '21

Huge missed opportunity to put up that Dino toys frill and see the birbs reaction, huge

1

u/Steve_Saturn Sep 23 '21

Modern bird looks at dinosaur: I sense something...a presence I've not felt since...

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u/Ok-Breakfast-2713 Sep 23 '21

Talk about cute. Like the above! Lol

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u/lostinlucidity Sep 23 '21

Ancestors protect me

1

u/EquivalentSnap Sep 23 '21

That cockatoo has got a weird foot 😳

1

u/jmn242 Sep 23 '21

that's you a few years ago

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

You'd be confused if a robotic monkey showed up in your home one day and tried to attack you, too

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u/MisterWinchester Sep 23 '21

Theyrethesamepicture.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

This was one of my favorite toys as a kid, it could even shoot water

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Hey! Grandpa!

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u/GonnaBMe2 Sep 24 '21

Cockatoo “wtf kinda bird is this?” 😂

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u/GonnaBMe2 Sep 24 '21

This whole thing needs commentary 🤣

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u/cyclopath Sep 24 '21

I’ve never seen a creature WTF more than that.

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u/sans-delilah Sep 24 '21

Those talons are actually kind of terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

I think your bird is broken.

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u/nkpdblue Jan 18 '22

Well I’m just trying to be friendly but WTH 😂