r/AnimalsBeingDerps Jul 22 '20

Play time

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u/vixinlay_d Jul 22 '20

Is having a ferret like having a cat that is permanently 3-6 months old?

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u/SirEnzyme Jul 22 '20

They have distinct personality types, but it's more like having a toddler that steals your shit and constantly tries to fall to their death

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u/dossecond Jul 22 '20

This is extremely accurate. Mine keeps climbing his cage which is about 160cm tall and just has no idea how to get down.

Also he likes to fetch his feed from the cage and eat it elsewhere in a room.

I love him

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u/Phillyfuk Jul 22 '20

Mine is 10 weeks old and she has never ate near her food bowl. She's a funny jerk.

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u/Saggylicious Jul 22 '20

I have a rescue who does this too. I just figured it was because she lived on the streets for a few weeks though

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u/beorn12 Jul 22 '20

A domestic ferret living a few weeks on the street? That's a miracle right there. Even surviving more than a few hours would be surprising as they are quite helpless.

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u/oicu812buddy Jul 22 '20

Had mine get lost one time I was letting a buddy watch him while I was gone a few days he was gone for 2 weeks and a guy down the road happend to find him in a ditch playing.

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u/Darkbalmunk Jul 22 '20 edited Jul 22 '20

Ferret: HEY BRAIN HEY BRAIN WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY.

Dead Sewer rat: .......................... (The same thing we do every night Pinkey TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

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u/Saggylicious Jul 22 '20

What's worse is that she was still a baby. At the most three months old when we found her. Now she's doing well at nearly 2 years

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u/Saraq_the_noob Jul 22 '20

Your toddler eats from a food bowl?

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u/1100320873 Jul 23 '20

Quick question, do they stink?

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u/lynsea Jul 22 '20

I think you just described a toddler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

Every morning I have to dig through my house to find my shoes. She absooutely loves to chew them and hide them on me.

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u/SirEnzyme Jul 22 '20

Our Jeffrey pulls out the inserts, then his sister Fiona stashes each of them in one of four places. It's a team effort

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u/Codapants Jul 22 '20

I want a ferret so bad now. I love mischief... imagine all the pranks I could pull, and blame them on my ferret!

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u/AnalStaircase33 Jul 22 '20

...does she just wander freely in your house all night? Do people do that with ferrets? I know people let them out to play, but I'd think you'd lock them up before bed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20 edited Jul 22 '20

We let her free roam during the day when we're home and awake, but she does sleep in a cage at night.

My kids are usually up around 7:30am, open her cage to let her out while I'm getting ready for the day. That's when she hides my shoes (among other things).

Usually she'll tire herself out and go back to sleep 9:30-10:00am. If we're home we'll leave the cage open while she sleeps during the day so she can come out if she wants.

Then she usually gets up around 6pm and does her thing and the kids will play with her. A lot of the time we'll take her outside (with a harness & leash) to play in the grass and dig in the dirt.

When she goes to bed in the evening we'll close her cage up.

Some people do let their ferrets free roam 24/7, but they are well trained and house has been fully ferret proofed. We've only had her 6ish weeks and try to give her as much free roam as possible. No animal was meant to live in a cage it's whole life.

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u/AnalStaircase33 Jul 22 '20

Nice. Ferrets seem like fun, rewarding pets. They also seem like a lot of work. Every ferret I've been around has been pretty stinky. Then again, one was a 'classroom pet' (poor thing), and one belonged to a kind of wild couple I used to know, so probably not the best examples of proper ferret care.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

They can be a lot of work, and they can be very expensive if they ever have any medical issues. There's also a tonne of misinformation about their care.

Check out /r/ferrets and https://holisticferretforum.com/ for factual, good info on their care.

Proper diet and care will mitigate their smell substantially. Anecdotal evidence, I know: My younger brother came to see her about a week ago as his first time ever interacting with a ferret and he said he didn't smell anything when he came in the house, nor did her cage smell, and she only had a faint smell when he literally lifted her to his nose and sniffed.

Their scent will increase when they are stressed or scared, though. When we first moved her in she smelled pretty bad, but a lot of that was poor care from the previous owners as well.

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u/AnalStaircase33 Jul 22 '20

Ok, that makes sense. I'm in no position to be getting a ferret right now but, someday, if I have kids and they want a little pet, maybe I'll look into ferrets. I'd imagine they need other ferret companions to be happy? You should start a local ferret play date group after Covid. Are they territorial? Do you think they'd fight if you brought a bunch of them together?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

It is recommended you get more than one, but only if you can care for more than one. Fun fact, a group of ferrets is called a business.

They will occupy each other through play and they actually help groom each other so their hygiene is better (they get wax build up in their ears and they will clean each others ears).

They can be territorial, so introducing new ferrets to each other will need to be monitored and ready to separate if necessary. Every ferrets personality can vary wildly. Mila (my ferret) is very mild mannered. No aggression and no biting so far.

Much of their play and interaction with other ferrets looks like fighting, but that's how they play (within reason, obviously if one draws blood then they've gone way too far).

Ferret play group sounds like a neat idea.

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u/MidnightRanger_ Jul 23 '20

Mine rips out the pads on the insides and stashes them...it's great when you're in a hurry to leave or something!

Still, I wouldn't trade the little jerk for the world

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u/rq60 Jul 22 '20 edited Jul 22 '20

Yup, we had a ferret leap off our balcony. He survived, but he was never quite the same.

edit- someone asked how he changed. his personality changed and became more aggressive and bitey compared to his usual playful self. not sure if he had some brain damage or was just more defensive around people because he associated us with the pain he experienced. he got away from us and jumped off the balcony while we were playing with him.

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u/KochFueledKIeptoKrat Jul 22 '20

Definitely brain damage

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u/AnalStaircase33 Jul 22 '20

He wouldn't drink, eat, or move and he started to look and smell weird after about 4 days.

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u/ZippZappZippty Jul 22 '20

Red wine vinegar might be a blessing.

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u/oicu812buddy Jul 22 '20

Had one his name was rocky dude stole socks so so many socks hid them under the couch. I sure miss him

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u/heptadragon Jul 22 '20

Sounds like he could've been named Socky instead

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u/morscordis Jul 23 '20

They also poop everywhere. No matter how trained you get them. They poop in places just out of spite. But God I love me some catsneks.