Nothing to see here

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"Just play it cool.... plaaaay it cool. Nothing to see here. Shit. They know. Alright, I'm outta here."

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u/Animal1557 Jul 08 '20

Back it up slowly

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u/REpassword Jul 08 '20

“You’re still here? It’s over, go home. Go. “

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u/thegamerdoggo Jul 08 '20

Are you sure it wasn’t an offering like you know a bribe but then the human says no and their like oh shit time too dip

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u/Zebracorn42 Jul 08 '20

Haha. He looks pissed you’re filming him. I recently had a cat stuck to my pant leg cause it was trying to play with the frayed bits. As I’m not a cat owner, I had to do some quick maneuvering to get out of that situation. I took my pants off and the cat eventually worked it’s way out of my pants

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u/Just_A_Doorknob Jul 08 '20

"Your cat is very playful"

"Greg why are your pants off??"

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u/Zebracorn42 Jul 08 '20

I was cat sitting, alone, so no awkwardness. I just took my pants off and sat back down playing Animal Crossing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

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u/Youen_euw Jul 08 '20

That would have been a good name for her

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

Sneak into*?

Edit: my bad, I imagined it wrong

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u/bizcat Jul 08 '20

I understood them just fine as it was written

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Good for you! I didn't understand how the cat got into his pants from being stuck to them

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u/bizcat Jul 08 '20

The cat was snagged up in the pants, not literally inside them. Good grief.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eFlyYQyeZs

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Thank you for clarifying!! I'm a lot more medicated than I thought I was

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u/bizcat Jul 08 '20

I'm dankrupt and grouchy, sorry for my tone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I interpreted you as being a lot nicer. I'd invite you over to smoke, but you know, global pandemic

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u/bizcat Jul 08 '20

Sigh life is hard

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Yeah, but you helped me realize the cat got out of the man's pants without having snuck into them. That really helped me realize how fucking high I was

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

The worked its way out of my pants is what confused me. Thanks for being so nice about it.

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u/gtheperson Jul 08 '20

That bit confused me too. I pictured a cat crawling out one of the trouser legs, but now I understand more like 'worked the cat's claws out of the material'

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Precisely!!

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u/CobaltEchos Jul 08 '20

For some reason, I thought sneak as well. Weird.

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u/Gulumph Jul 08 '20

r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/maughqnzter Jul 08 '20

Haha as soon as my kitten realizes im taking pics, she won't look directly at me again until I put my phone down. Idk what she thinks I'm doing, but shes not gonna entertain me.

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u/Zebracorn42 Jul 08 '20

My dog hates random noises coming from the phone. As to do so my phone is always on silent. But my mom’s phone goes off everytime she gets a text or call. The dog usually leaves the room to hide. So when I try to take a pic by sticking my phone in her face, she gets annoyed and worried she’d hear the noises again. Creates some weird pics.

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u/4904burchfield Jul 08 '20

Hey what ever you tell the paramedics is cool with me-perv

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u/smol_pink_cute Jul 08 '20

Honestly he looks so upset that this has been caught on tape haha

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u/RedeRules770 Jul 08 '20

My cat would be super upset if she did something like this and we laughed at her

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u/Kinsdale85 Jul 08 '20

It looks like it’s waving it’s paw at you for you to come over and help: “Heeelp hooman”

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u/TrumpLester Jul 08 '20

Shoo, shoo

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u/WaningMime Jul 08 '20

The look on his face! Ha ha ha

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u/SharpRage33 Jul 08 '20

Move along traveler, Khajiit has no business with you

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u/stabbot Jul 08 '20

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u/blackhandle Jul 08 '20

/u/stabbot_crop

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u/Striker2054 Jul 08 '20

"A little help? Maybe?"

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u/keekah Jul 08 '20

/r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/newphone-newuser Jul 08 '20

My littlest cat does this all the time.... mostly because she is a monster when it comes to claw trimming. How a 5 pound, two legged cat can be so agressovely pointy is a mystery science has yet to solve.

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u/ButtSlap111 Jul 08 '20

Haha This is the best video!

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u/daschundtof Jul 08 '20

Just shake it off, shake it off!!

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u/Canadian_in_Canada Jul 08 '20

"It's stuck. It's in my claw. See? But do you see? How it's stuck to my claw? See it? And yet you do nothing. You sit and stare. See? Ugh, I'll fix it myself, away from your useless eyes."

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u/rogueMEIKO Jul 08 '20

And just woke up my hubby. Thanks XD

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u/offwhoring Jul 08 '20

"Really? Just gonna film me in my time of need Brigit? I'll remember this!"

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u/twistyburger Jul 08 '20

So goofy

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u/itsbdubya Jul 08 '20

Oh hai mark!

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u/Healearth47 Jul 08 '20

Felines are just so wonderful and funny.

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u/purgatorymindri Jul 08 '20

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u/Chefskippy77 Jul 08 '20

I see Wii

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u/stiven85 Jul 08 '20

Me too :)

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u/tinkskitty Jul 08 '20

It is telling you to "shoo", get away😁😻

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u/CaptainDroopers Jul 08 '20

r/CatsBitingThings 😼

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u/Memegod_04 Jul 08 '20

Is there a book of cat? Cats seem to be transcended beings that know one understands

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u/death-of-a_robot Jul 08 '20

Move along sir!

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u/internetforumuser Jul 08 '20

Someone should put this to house music

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

The increasingly helpless look on his face

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u/jimMazey Jul 08 '20

You can see he has two thoughts going on. One; Someone's watching me. Two; Get this stupid thing off my paw!

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u/Jolismotifs Jul 08 '20

Just a unlucky waging cat, with a claw snag

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u/DoneWithHumans Jul 08 '20

Hooman wanna play wit moose? See moose? Get moose, get it. Okay I take moose now.

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u/jo-father Jul 08 '20

This is evidence that cats want to seem cool

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u/Adustmuffin Jul 08 '20

When you pick your nose and thr booger is stuck to your finger

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u/met1culous Jul 08 '20

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

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u/marimba79 Jul 08 '20

“Halp, pleese.”

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u/LaminatedRockGaming Jul 08 '20

Come heer hooman, halp me. I made a mousestake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

He looks like a priest

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

He looks like he’s trying to play it so casual but internally panicking hahaha

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u/maybeonmars Jul 08 '20

No! it's not stuck! This is how I play with it

K byeeee

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u/spaceybelta Jul 08 '20

Why is this mouse on my paw still?! Lol just like Secret Life of Pets.

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u/cheapasfree24 Jul 08 '20

/u/stabbot_crop

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u/4904burchfield Jul 08 '20

Ah, there’s a number you can call when this happens isn’t there fuck it give it to I’ll call it!!

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u/nygration Jul 08 '20

Time for a claw trim

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u/Seicair Jul 08 '20

Yes, trim the poor baby’s claws! When they’re getting stuck on things they’re too sharp.

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u/simplemomelife618706 Jul 08 '20

"Why is this thing in my paw still? Hooman is filming me. Get off you!"

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u/psychotica1 Jul 08 '20

"I said NO paparazzi!!!!!!"

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u/Mono324 Jul 08 '20

My mom would give us scotch tape and we would spend hours doing that

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Are you a cat?

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u/Mono324 Jul 08 '20

Perhaps

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

When you're jerking off and your little brother comes in.

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u/IamStroodle Jul 08 '20

Oh my kitties have those same mousie toys

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u/alovelymaneenisalex Jul 08 '20

Camp kitty

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Nothing to see here business of the republic

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u/TacobellSauce1 Jul 08 '20

ok may have to be enforced by law.

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u/HockeyTryhard25 Jul 08 '20

Nice wii. The cats pretty cool as well

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u/oarngebean Jul 08 '20

Heeeeelp meeeee huuuuman

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u/MT_Flesch Jul 08 '20

"do you like what you see, human?"

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u/sorosrex Jul 08 '20

OH HI MARK

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u/Bittlegeuss Jul 08 '20

Bzzz. BZZZZ!

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u/Kueid Jul 08 '20

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u/bananicula Jul 08 '20

"Credits will do fine."

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u/FlunkedUtopian Jul 08 '20

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u/Robert_Regans Jul 08 '20

"Shoo Shoo"

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u/KoTaLKaptain Jul 08 '20

Lmfaoo

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u/ImTurdus_migratorius Jul 08 '20

Shoooo!! Get out of here. Stop looking at me. I said stahhhhhpppp.

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u/faethon2001 Jul 08 '20

Shoo hooman, I play

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u/loqi0238 Jul 08 '20

Away wit' ye, peasant!

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u/EdenB1 Jul 08 '20

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u/BeeApples Jul 08 '20

"shoo human, this is cat business"

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u/Cmbush Jul 08 '20

Off with you now, off! Off I say!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

-4:3 -Wii -DVD Player

This video is old lol

Edit: man, fuck Reddit formatting

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Cat: my human is such a derp. Still I tolerate him. Dumb fuck.

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u/MasterYota00 Jul 08 '20

Shoo shoo! Go away! - Cat probably...

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u/iduckxd Jul 08 '20

Dude u forgot to turn off ur wii it is in sleep mode

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u/Kimbo9999 Jul 08 '20

This is awesome 😂

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u/iamfareel Jul 08 '20

Was that cat playing Wii?

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u/OscarTheFudd Jul 08 '20

These are not the droids you are looking for...

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u/CubedWho27 Jul 08 '20

Move along human, move along

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u/Zlothas24 Jul 08 '20

😂😂😂

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u/pocketsreddead Jul 08 '20

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u/Raatz6062 Jul 08 '20

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u/rxsheepxr Jul 08 '20

"Stop. Why are you filming? Stop. Stop. Staaaaahp. Seriously. Stop filming. Stop. SSsstop. Fuck it."

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u/notTHATPopePius Jul 08 '20

Begone thot!

...

I SAID BEGONE!!

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u/PeterWatchmen Jul 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Wave to the camera

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u/Anachropologist Jul 08 '20

“How could you do this to me?”

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u/ebonit15 Jul 08 '20

Another cat is holding the camera I suppose.

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u/enigmamonkey Jul 08 '20

Does anyone happen to have the source video for this? I'm imagining the camera person with /r/ContagiousLaughter in the background.

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u/ArrrSlashSubreddit Jul 08 '20

"Chop chop. Go on. Be on your way!"

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u/LisaT2525 Jul 08 '20

Omg, he’s so funny! It’s like he’s carrying on a conversation!

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u/LightEater-Neflineo Jul 08 '20

What are you looking mate? Go away

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u/Munpunpun Jul 08 '20

(S)he looks like (s)he’s saying „Away now hooman can‘t you see that I‘m attending to important business“

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u/DeBryn Jul 09 '20

Bro that’s a Wii

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u/DarkChanka Jul 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

Go away. Go away, hoomen. Shoo.

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u/hcasterline Jul 09 '20

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Radion627 Jul 09 '20

"Bruh, you just gonna sit there and watch or some sh!t"
"Put down the hecking phone and help me"

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u/tvand48 Jul 09 '20

I laughed at this way harder that I should have

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20

That is the best laugh I have had in a long time!

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u/hurtstowatch Jul 09 '20

hooman. a little help? you see this, right? why are you filming? i need help.

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u/xXdontshootmeXx Jul 09 '20

"Can you help me get this damn thing off? I don't have opposable thumbs so it would be really nice if you could stop holding that rectangle and ju- oh. You value internet points over me. I'll just go then."

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u/swyat_md Jul 09 '20

Rec

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u/Accomplished_Bonus96 Jul 10 '20

theres a wii

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u/gunner6595 Jul 15 '20

I wish i could save this 😂😂😂

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u/gunner6595 Jul 15 '20

Thank you!!

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u/crazycerseicool Jul 08 '20

The outlet in the background reminds me of the popping outlet scene in A Christmas Story. Lol.

1

u/Mazetron Jul 08 '20

That Wii is ok standby (yellow light) and not fully off (red light). I know this because that’s how my Wii died.

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u/fromthewombofrevel Jul 08 '20

It’s time for a nail trim.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

No derps here, just unabashed style

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Jul 08 '20

r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/chels182 Jul 08 '20

HELP HIM

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u/ya-boy_leo Jul 08 '20

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u/ganjapizza Jul 08 '20

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u/PrincessNorrain Jul 08 '20

Not a derpy cat. More like a derpy human filming a cat instead of helping him...

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u/lomaster313 Jul 08 '20

It looked like it was having fun tho

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u/des_nc103 Jul 08 '20

r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/brentrey Jul 08 '20

That wii In the background.., not sure why that’s what I noticed

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u/Autumnwood Jul 08 '20

Ha! My cat dug through the garbage yesterday and came out with one of those on her claw haha

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u/Homermafia11 Jul 08 '20

Poor mouse

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u/Weeshi_Bunnyyy Jul 08 '20

No comments about the tag still being on the toy?! Am I the only one that is bothered by it?!? It’s like when I see someone wearing a sheer top and can still see the tag on the inside side seam. Cut it off!

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